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  1. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    What's up with that question mark bro, it's weird. Weird like people putting penises into their mouths. Weird like the 3 entering mine.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Only buy an Xbox 1 if you enjoy wieners in your mouth
  3. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I've always wondered if there's some reason that men love peanut butter so much
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    Computer Issues

    PC's still POST but that's just an AMI BIOS spash screen. The computer is likely hanging while it's trying to enumerate the drive on the PCI bus or something. Easy way to test this would be to remove the drive and just keep rebooting the PC and see if it ever hangs. If not your drive is suspect.
  5. Noodleface

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    When I did that was it sort of like just my tip was going in a little bit then I pulled out?
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    Gamestop - No More Digital Bundles

    I'm a fan of physical media as well. This is good news for both Gamestop and consumers. They want you to trade in physical games for their own profit and you can also recoup some money
  7. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    They just came back out I think? Right? Those commericals with those gay boys playing on Oculus Rifts and the one dude stops to open the microwave and probably unzip his pants to have his friend suck him off.
  8. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    I agree that on principal alone, 4% is above average. However, if we take into account that I haven't moved up at all in my time here then I'm actually get far below average. Also while I'm not threatening to leave (who would even do that?), if/when I do get a competitive offer I'm going to...
  9. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    I could, sure. But that's only part of my issue with it. In the end, I'm not being advanced in a fashion commensurate with my skill level.
  10. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    It's a little of everything. If I'm throwing my resume out there, being a software engineer 1 vs. 2 shows a clear advancement path. Being stuck at 1 for a few years probably makes someone go "why hasn't he been promoted?" On the money aspect, there's a fairly decent bump here in pay. I've...
  11. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Also I haven't been able to confirm it, but I think after the massive salmonella outbreak PB M&M's changed their recipe. I remember them being god-tier, now they're just great.
  12. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Bro. PB TwixWEREmy favorite candy bar every created. Were. They fucking changed the recipe! Why? Now it has the normal cookie part of a regular twix and some creamier, much shittier peanut butter. Before it was a thick peanut butter on chocolate cookie. They done fucked it up bad. Also...
  13. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    We had a guy here programming as a firmware engineer with a BS and MS in Biology. The degree just gets you in the door quicker at most places. That CS50x3 class doesn't really show me any info on it, unless my computers being weird.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Sure fire way to ruin the fast food thread is talk about coffee
  15. Noodleface

    Bloodborne

    If Ludwig is as good as his sword we are in for a treat
  16. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    I've been software engineer 1 for 2 years, typical track is software engineer 2 after 1 year, this is why I'm looking for new jobs
  17. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    I'm approaching my two year mark and still not promoted. Getting kind of angry. Also I misread the recruiters email, it's just a week and a half before I know.
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    Too much time at work, suggestions?

    To go along with that don't miss out on getting paid to take a shit everyday. Seriously don't do it at home anymore, always at the office and always not on your lunch period.
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    What do you do?

    Awesome man, that is a good gig!
  20. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Yesterday the wife was going out so for dinner I had a large fry, double whopper and two double cheeseburgers from BK for dinner. Felt like a goddamn king.
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    Too much time at work, suggestions?

    reddit while code is compiling
  22. Noodleface

    Computer Issues

    I write UEFI BIOS so I can describe some, but even some are foreign to me
  23. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    If you're gonna recommend that at least post a picture of it
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    Computer Issues

    I meant if there is an option to disable legacy boots entirely. Mixing UEFI and Legacy boot options can cause issues with UEFI variables getting wiped out.
  25. Noodleface

    Computer Issues

    Is there an option to change boot options to UEFI only? That will skip DVD and USB.
  26. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    I've sent thank you notes 2 times and received job offers for both those times, so I continue doing it now. Maybe it has no bearing, but I still like to do it.
  27. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Bloodborne, GTA5, FFX/X-2 remaster, Shadows of Mordor (only if on sale) are all great.
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    What do you do?

    I agree with that. Our codebase is like 22,000 files, millions of lines of code. We have people that are experts in certain areas. In general if those people need to work on other areas, they have no idea what they're doing. The masters of the code just don't exist, even my boss (while knowing...
  29. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    I enjoy ghost stuff, bit of a hobbyist. The kids seeing ghost phenomenon has always fascinated me for sure.
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    Parent Thread

    Even worse was last night my dog kept shaking her collar in the kids room while he was sleeping so I told her to cut it out. On the baby monitor I heard "no" . I'm pretty sure it was him in his sleep but made me pause for a second
  31. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Woke up this morning to my kid talking and screaming at something in the corner of the room, totally not creepy.
  32. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    Awesome news tred! Even more reason to have a "beer" with me
  33. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    There's a bit of impostor syndrome, just confused because they wanted me in there for an interview the day they originally called but now are slowing down. Just weird.
  34. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Was told feedback from the interviews was mostly positive and will hear back in 2 to 4 weeks. Not really sure about that haha.
  35. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I typically only watch the ol' spank tubes if I'm not getting any, otherwise my dick and balls can wait. Am I alone?
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    Desktop Computers

    The only way to offset having a dell beige box is to get a Full ATX case with as many multi-colored LEDs and windows as you can.
  37. Noodleface

    Bloodborne

    I wonder how fast I could go through NG with a fresh character after beating the game a few times
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    Bloodborne

    I never buy Dlc but for from soft I always make an exception
  39. Noodleface

    The Official Guitar Thread

    The only thing I've felt to come close to Marshall sound is the Splawn amps. Haven't played one in awhile, but they're so good.
  40. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    They don't typically ask complicated problems, they just want to see if you know what you're talking about and if you can demonstrate how you think about things. Entry level programming isn't difficult to get into, mostly what is barring many is the degree (I KNOW, YOU DON'T NEED ONE, DON'T...