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  1. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What size doggy door in relation to my dick size? I can provide pics upon request.
  2. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Ask how they wipe. Sitting down or standing?
  3. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    Its not visible yet, I can feel it mostly under the skin. The diameter of it feels the same as before. Also it's near my nutsack and while you have already rated my penis I need to get some proper lighting if I want to take a good pic of the ol bag.
  4. Noodleface

    Emulation

    Oh you're using instructables, I hate that site. Use the official guide here:Home · RetroPie/RetroPie-Setup Wiki · GitHub Don't download emulationstation and shit separately, they package an SD card image with the OS, Retropie, and Emulationstation already on it.
  5. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I do, but this is way more fun.
  6. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    You laugh about the 5 pound thing man. When I worked at the grocery store like 13 years ago we hired this girl who was legitimately nuts. The job listing said you had to be able to lift 25 pounds or something. First day she shows up with a doctor's note saying she can't lift more than 5 pounds...
  7. Noodleface

    Smartphones

    The pures are good right now for sure. I'd be worried about next-gen stuff, even the pure versions.
  8. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Just a very small tear that didn't even require stitches I guess. I'm not too worried, but I did see the baby come out. Like all the purple-y skin and nasty alien umbilical cord and "OTHER SHIT" that came out.
  9. Noodleface

    Smartphones

    Their laptops are decent, and surprisingly in almost every office building. The problem is they've done real shady shit. Awhile ago they had BIOS doing a call-home thing. The US Government has banned the use of Lenovo servers in any critical US infrastructure (financial, government, etc -...
  10. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Vinen is like that guy that during an interview brought in an assembly program on paper and had me step him through it. You could tell by his devilish laugh he wanted to catch me in a lie. Well, I'm still working here, guess I passed.
  11. Noodleface

    Smartphones

    I just read that Motorola engineers have been laid off due to a very bad quarter and are being replaced with Lenovo engineers. I would seriously consider thinking about a different phone if Lenovo keeps the same track record they have with spyware and security vulnerabilities. This is coming...
  12. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Real talk. Wife had a baby 4 months ago. We haven't slammed because she's been plagued by medical issues. When I finally do get in there.. is it going to feel different or is it going to be the same ol' vagina I've known for years? I can't google this at work, as you can imagine.
  13. Noodleface

    Emulation

    Yeah I did it before where you had to edit retroarch.cfg for every type of controller. The EmulationStation would autodetect, but each emulator wouldn't recognize it. Maybe they've updated it since. The guides range from awful to great, depending on where you go.
  14. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    I'm not convinced it's a boil yet. Today it feels smaller. It hasn't started to hurt yet or anything, so for right now i'm just waiting. I promise I'll go to the doctor if it pops up. Also, you telling me a tumor caused it only made me have 175% of a heart attack.
  15. Noodleface

    Inside Amazon: Wrestling Big Ideas in a Bruising Workplace

    Right, I'm available all night for emergencies - in this field it's inevitable. I've read stories from employees that this was the norm though.
  16. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Well I know borzak is wordy, but others mentioned having to cut down too. I do like a one or two paragraph letter...
  17. Noodleface

    Inside Amazon: Wrestling Big Ideas in a Bruising Workplace

    Selling your soul is fine, working 80 hours a week and receiving calls from coworkers at midnight is not.
  18. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    The class is big on efficiency (big O, etc)
  19. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Sure will do. I'll get it done by the weekend, shit keeps breaking in my house
  20. Noodleface

    Fallout Shelter android/iphone

    Got bored with this after 2 days.
  21. Noodleface

    Blocking IP trackers

    Forbidden I use that here sometimes, it's pretty damn accurate too. You could use a proxy or something
  22. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Serious question, what the hell do you put in a 3 page cover letter?
  23. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Right now I'm titty fucking two triple whoppers. In a few months I'll be back to two double cheeseburgers.
  24. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I found the class really boring and useless personally, that's all.
  25. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My wife refuses to use facebook, does that mean I'm stuck with her forever?
  26. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Borzak laughs at our peasant meals while he has egyptian women fanning him and dangling grapes above his obscenely large body in a lounge chair
  27. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sounds pretty rough chaos & tarrant. To be honest if I ever got divorced once I would never get married again, don't know how you did two.
  28. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    The Data Structures and Algorithms class is going to assume you know a bunch of data structures and teach you a bunch of algorithms around them, like traversing trees and other stupid shit.
  29. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    It would be hilarious if they actually did use ghost pepper. Shit made me have cold sweats and get light headed
  30. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    I need to wait and make sure it is a boil. Right now it's sort of a lump on the skin, not painful, just sort of feels like what I had last time (although last time it was a goddamn carbuncle). This is literally the first day I've seen it so I want to make sure it's actually what it is and not...
  31. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    I'll consider it. I can't go right now because it has just begun. In 2 days I'll be screaming in agony again
  32. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    I don't want to go to the doctor for no reason is my concern. I don't want to go and he goes "yep it's a boil, we can wait or lance it now". If it's something I should absolutely go for I will.
  33. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    So bottom line here, am I mostly safe to do the same thing I did last time (wait for it to come to head, drain it, pull out chunky shit at the end)? What percentage of death are we talking?
  34. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So basically no one in the south since they all like to get married at 18/19
  35. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    Intredasting. No damage to the area ( i mean , right near my nutsack). Who knows what couldve happened. Edit: Also I never lanced it. I kept hot cloths on it for days until a whitehead appeared and then drained it every couple hours. I wasn't too retarded.
  36. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    Would MRSA sit around for a year and pop back up like that without me being dead though?
  37. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    I was silly enough to do it myself. It's on my inner thigh near my ball bag, last time it was in a trifecta zone between ballsack, asscheek, and taint.
  38. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    Its just on my leg, no between my nutsack and ass crack like before. I'm just a bit concerned why I would get another a year later.
  39. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    So yesterday I noticed a small lump on my left leg. Today I felt it and it feels like another boil. I'm sort of worried.
  40. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    When I first started dating my wife we tried it, she had pretty small titties (and she's 5'0" - 100 pounds) - only on the low end for B cup size. It was awkward, weird, we were drunk.. pretty much awful. Now she's got big ol' fuckin pregnancy titties and it's glorious. They're nearly a D.