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Cutting? I sous vide it then put it in a blender

Man I thought I made a good looking woman but in the cutscenes she looks like a downy. FUCK

When my wife gets drunk she turns into true irish bostonian potty mouth retard. I prefer not to get her drunk.

I get this weird chuckle everytime I see these Xfinity commercials where they show the two download speeds to "real people" and they say something like this is your current provider and this is us. It would be awesome if for 90% of us there actually was another provider..

Well we do need legit baller healers for the old man raid, we are almost at legit baller status

So this is our first winter owning a home. Like I said before we installed some ductless ac system in the summer. Installer told us they were efficient to heat the house down to 15 degrees. Figured I'd not use oil and from November to December just use the central unit. That was a mistake...

Does that female have a penis and have you stroked it ?

Worked at a supermarket for awhile, all the kettle chips were always in the natural food section

Butcher is a really good measuring stick too because I can constantly hit death strike if I want. I'm almost always 75% or below on health. I've never been outhealed by a Monk (or any other tank), and usually not outdpsed by other tanks although I don't really pay attention to my damage.

Right I know that there are some hard DPS checks. Some of the dudes in the raid have the Saturday raids as their first entry into HM so it's to be expected as their DPS is low. I don't expect us to be clearing heroics soon, but we can start stepping in. This week I figured we could hit up H...

I got lucky on PS3 as I basically said "fuck this" to Blighttown and almost skipped it entirely. Someone said "follow the torches" so I did and was out of there in a couple minutes.

Ain't got a clue. Guys got the flu and raw dick is all I know. It's easy to look from the outside in and think we're a bunch of retards or something, and we mostly are, but don't let this thread be some indication that the guild is shitty. Most of us have a fun time. There's a group of people...

Yeah we're a little late on this tier, but I'd like us to get some Heroic in. With the next tier we'll start at the beginning and hopefully be able to move into heroics quicker. I don't know how we can do it without the almighty Sutekh stepping down from his golden throne to herd us though.

DBM is pretty spot on with arcane, is it out of date? I swear they update that shit every other day and it's always throwing mine out of sync. I mostly notice it on WW for Twins and occasionally on Imp it tells you the wrong tank was marked, as long as you know who is tanking him it's easy...

Yeah 7/7 will happen. Imp isn't an easy fight by any means and not a fight that you can necessarily explain in one sentence like the other 6 bosses either so it will take some repetition to get him. Hopefully this week we can breeze through the first six (and one heroic) and get some serious...

I didn't send any alt tells! I can't blame anyone. It was a late calendar thing. I mean it is frustrating if people aren't ready on time but I didn't really know the specifics of the other raid. Apologies to those who did show up. I, like tenks, told my wife I wouldn't be around and after awhile...

Saturday morning raids are where it's at. Old men raiding.

In Blood spec I can heal myself for 150k on death strikes pretty easily.. It's absurd.

Bro that's how chicks reel you in. I was having sex 6x a day when we met. Now... :|

Nice, althought I've watched the no glitch 100% WR guy a bunch on streams. Not sure who's doing it this year. Absolutely amazing to watch though.

I think you mistakenly meant 7/7. Have fun having fun. I'll try to be on tonight.

I feel like having to tell people to get out is dumb.. at the same time I've noticed if the tank doesn't echo what DBM is telling everyone then people follow you anyways. It's kind of weird that I'm expected to echo DBM when I am sitting their balancing cooldowns, healing, and a whole bunch of...

Is tonight normal? I'll do it if my wife isn't a bitch

Soy is my bro, always comes and never complains when we yell at him to summon the stragglers

Yeah this is my wife. She'll play WoW or do cross-stitch and watch TV in the background

Did they do any of the soul games this year? The Dark Souls speed run was my favorite

Got the new (at least new here) Sriracha Kettle Chips. Not hot at all and didn't taste awesome. 2/10 would not buy again

The best part about the hobbit trilogy is its now over and we dont have to watch it again

I may get my dick sucked in a walmart parking lot but I ain't no fuckin' pleb getting my taxes done there

Not too long until Saturday achieves critical mass

I want to cut the cord so bad but my wife is resistant. Of course, I watch like 2 shows a year and she watches 800.

Think we went to the same doctor. He wanted to check my penis for diseases by tasting it

A long time ago we didn't even get this much loot. Loot literally rains down on us now. Highmaul's been out for how long now? I ran 3 raid zones a week before and was happy to get 1 or 2 upgrades.

Listen, if you are a man and enjoy fingers up your butt then more power to you. I will remain an anal virgin until my doctor takes that right away from me in a few years.

The best way to avoid this is when the tank moves the boss don't follow them

I bought my own modem years ago and the customer service person at Comcast told me it couldn't work. Took a long time until they finally just sent the signal to my house and got it working. Can imagine some other less tech-savvy people might have given up early on.

It might have something to do with the times. Both my mother and father and their respective families all eat everything well done. They even have my brother and sister doing it. They're all afraid they'll get sick. Whenever they come over I have to grill shit so grey for them, meanwhile me...

I think on Saturday mornings we routinely have 4-6 hunters show up.

Yeah the koragh adds were funny too. WHAT THE FUCK TANK THEM IN THE FIELDS!!!! Bitch plz, they do like 100 damage to me and ya'll fags ain't healing me anyways after you yelled at me. Let me do my thang

I'm surprised you're still with Shelly after all that stuff in the marriage thread