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chinese bat aids bro. It fucked everything up. We were all effected just not in the same way.

I hope you held your hand up over your head and said "this tall". Then offered to let her measure you but you both have to be naked. absolutely.

When giving your height in hands, be sure to measure to the shoulder to make it both more accurate and more meaningless.

17.5 hands. This way you give the impression you're hung like a horse and she wont find out the truth till it's too late. That's like 3.3 ft.

Watched this because of what you guys said about it. My only complaint was how it ended. It kinda felt like it was jumping the shark in the last episode and I had trouble following what they were hinting at. But I guess the whole season was just to set up the action for season 2? Maybe the...

1. People who don't know about the pickle tickling thread. 2. Fresh round of bullshit with the cable company. If they knew how close i was to firing them and going all streaming .... they still wouldn't give a fuck and that's the absolute worst part. I need to find out which governmental...

I didn't catch the stormfront thing right away. Glad y'all pointed it out.

Where are they going to find people who want a job though?

Yesterday wife and I were working in the yard. She tells me she hates the nozzle I put on the hose because she can't adjust the stream. I tell her to twist the end. She starts adjusting it and I mansplain to her "Hose nozzles are just like dicks. Twist the end till you get what you want out...

I can verify june teenth is real and has been around a while at least in texas and louisiana. Lotta people called it American Inventor day when i was a kid. But this is far from the first black holiday. Did you forget MLK day or the entire month of february? I had no prior knowledge of an anthem or...

The name is very offensive. They should be the Maryland Redskins.

I don't even know who he is. I'm taking everyone's word for it that he's an NFL player. I'm posting as if it's a dude who fucked up but should still be able to make it to work on time and therefore should not get fired for it.

Negative. The only way to guarantee the HOF would be for him to do a ton of fentanol, get caught passing bad checks, then fight with police and die in custody.

Just hazing the rookie broh. Y'all are acting like he's josh brent and killed a teammate while drunk driving.

Don't see why that's a career ender. He didn't kill anyone, beat a woman, or fight with the cops.

ouch i just cut myself on your edginess have you got a blog i can subscribe to?