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  1. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    If McCheese wasn't given 12 days to live when he was pounding down family size bags of pizza rolls as chips then life isn't fair.
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    Most screwed up thing your parent/bro/sis/gf/bf has told you?

    No, Massachusetts - for what it's worth.
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    Most screwed up thing your parent/bro/sis/gf/bf has told you?

    Since this is a fucked up thing, I have one more I just remembered. This was from my step-father's family, and happened when I was in highschool. His sister had a really fucking weird kid that was around 12 or 13. I can't stress that this kid just looked fucked up, you knew something was wrong...
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    The SSD is only going to hypothetically decrease load times. I'd be more worried with what the OS might try to do to a hard disk in the background that you won't know about - things like defragging and other stuff. Not to mention a lot of features you won't be able to use or configure, it just...
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Seems like the xboner is being shit on in every aspect, and rightfully so. What does it actually have going for it?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    This happened to me before, for a week I basically walked like I had ridden a horse for 19 hours straight and even the slightest graze against any skin within a 3 foot radius of my ball sack would cause immense pain. I was about to go to the doctor when the pain started subsiding. Worst week of...
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I think with an x86 instruction set we're going to see developers having an easier time developing games for the system as it's something they are pretty familiar with. I think the main benefit is just that. I don't have any links to documentation, but my guess would be the games are better...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Most screwed up thing your parent/bro/sis/gf/bf has told you?

    It's just how I roll man, and it was the worst thing I could think of. Literally in my life there's nothing else bad that went on, except that major thing. I'm a pretty open and truthful person around here, so felt like sharing how shitty some dads can be.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I know 0 people in real life that use it as a media server, so it's probably a minority. The fact that most people here were using it as one is probably closer to the fact that we're all extreme neckbeards.
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    Most screwed up thing your parent/bro/sis/gf/bf has told you?

    My grandfather was really close to us, was always over every weekend and was a pretty big fixture in our lives. Once he told us he was in FL and a gator came up and ripped his leg right off, we found out later it was Diabetes - but this story isn't about that. After he died, a LOT of shit...
  12. Noodleface

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Great. I can't wait to welcome my new family member
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I guess I never realized that DNLA was such a big deal, on the flipside I don't think consoles are targeted to people like you if you don't really game on it.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Sorry to swing this back around to the cast-iron skillet but I think I'm missing something from my life. All this talk about seasoning, 98 year old skillets, edible sex.. what should I do? Do I just go buy one and start breaking it in right away? How do you wash it? Do I cook everything with it...
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    Ender's Game (2013)

    Ender's Game - Rotten Tomatoes 69% Might be sorta shitty, still going to see it. One of my favorite teen-reads.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    That sounds shitty, give me the only chicken lips and pork feet hotdogs of yesteryear and call it a day.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Even if it only has a SATAII controller you can still toss a SATAIII drive in there, it will just run as legacy SATAII
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    Google Glass

    I am only interested in these devices for porn. This is what I dream of when I was a kid.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    fuckin' sugar strikes again
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I just cancelled my pre-order. I really wanted to play my Goo Goo Dolls "A Boy Named Goo" CD on it launch day, but fuck this shit. I'll tell you what, MY PC CAN DO IT! ALL HAIL THE MASTER RACE. Get in on this column. Seriously, never listened to music on my PS3 and won't do it on my PS4. I...
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    You know what's worse? Corgi aggro. Fucking little shit never stops.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    The absolute best part about column mentioning the Dreamcast launch was that something like 75-80% of launch disks didn't work and would freeze so they had to be returned, but we had to wait weeks for the next batch or whatever for good disks. Although I will admit Sonic was glorious. A...
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    We get it dude, PC is better. You're sounding like a broken record.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No, I could write a book on that one.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    That looks exactly like Ned's head when Joffrey made Sansa stare at it above the wall:
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    How often do you communicate with the person you're dating.

    Most of my relationships have included us communicating at least once a day, unless the person was on a trip or something - even back in the day a quick message on AIM at night just to say hello. I don't really think I would enjoy it any other way, and I would be suspicious. Are you giving any...
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Hmm B2G1.. FUCK. I was just giong to buy BF4 for launch, but I can't beat that deal.
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    Breaking Game World into Cells

    I've done this in a text adventure game but I feel the scope is exponentially smaller than what you wish. This thread sounds cool and I'm interested though.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That lady is nobody's grandma. That is some fat slag beast that came to eat and then photobomb every single picture taken of us.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Not necessarily. The USPS has career and non-career positions, with many of the mail carriers being non-career (or TE - transitional employee). They work for a year, and if the post office likes them they will rehire them for another year. Hiting career is equivalent to becoming full-time at any...
  31. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    A $500 DJ doesn't cause this:
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    The Xboner multiplayer looks TERRIBLE
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Just not sure what to do about it I guess, but my feels were spent on attempt #1 and a little on attempt #2.. everything after that was going through the motions, as shitty as that sounds. My life is good, so my hand is good. Whatever my mother is doing isn't affecting my life, yet.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Just pre-ordered BF4 for PS4.. I am awaiting annoying my neighbors with my new 7.1
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    They both look pretty good to me and look shitty next to the PC version. The average consumer won't notice a difference, but us try-hards will clearly see the PS4 version > Xboner
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Are they new? My wife delivers mail and the USPS provides "dog spray" and they tell her not to deliver to any house that has a dog out. It actually is a rule, just obviously some don't care about the dogs. My mother rustles my fucking jimmies to the max. She's attempted suicide 3 or 4 times...
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Oh that's why I didn't really know about it, it's a hUMA prototype basically.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Is that article saying they don't allocate memory specifically to be used as VRAM? I mean this as not argumentative, just trying to grasp the CPU/Memory architecture here - as a BIOS/POST developer it intrigues me.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I understand that we're all trying to sound smart here but how many engineers we got on here that understand terms like "visual fidelity", "ESRAM", "Framebuffer Size" and so forth? I mean, we're using a lot of buzz words here to try to quantify the difference between the two consoles but...