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Yikes. In my experience a key like that is the deathknell of doom for any hope of actually banging her. The last neighbor that did that to me ended up wanting me to watch her dog whenever she wanted to go out of town (and probably bang other dudes). I could be wrong, but most normal women...

That saying always meant the girl had no ass in our circle. It definitely wasn"t something they would want to be described as. Now bang that neighbor to make it up to us Eomer!

Were you romantic?

Offer up the butt?

You should play Huey Lewis and cover your furniture in plastic. Seriously though, hope it works out for you. Hopefully you"ve had enough time NOT communicating with her that she feels you are busy and important (not saying you aren"t, but you know what I mean), and she"s already half hooked...

Jesus, I just spent the last hour reading that when I should have been getting some sleep. I loved the first one, and didn"t think it could get any better, but it did. My favorite line was (from #5), "Cannonball looks like Morgan Fairchild looked into the Ark of the Covenant."

Sorry to hear that man, but if that"s really the way you handled it (it"s the internet after all, so you never know) that was pretty much the best you could have done. She"s either ready to commit or not, and you being a pussy and giving her what she wanted would have killed any long-term chance...

So Grumpus, what"s the dealio with the hot 19-year old? I feel sort of invested now since I told you to go for it!

It seems like you"re sort of talking yourself into it anyway, so go ahead and do it. You"ll constantly feel like you missed out if you don"t, and at least this way you"ll sort of be cautious going in now. I"m not saying it is the best thing for you to do, but I"ve had that same feeling before...

Is it just me, or are those some big fucking feet?

This talk of Aamina made me realize I didn"t stress one thing enough. It doesn"t matter if she"s a perfect 10 or you catch her out in the parking lot sucking 37 dicks. You can"t control what she does or feels, and you can"t make someone like you. I don"t blame the girl I liked for not...

What Keg and Drinsic said is exactly right. From recent personal experience with the very same "my phone sucks and keeps dropping texts/call logs" issue as well...the blunt truth is that if YOU had a shitty phone, you"d still do everything in your power to contact her, right? If you had a crappy...

Since Brad has come back with some advice, I feel this is a good time to throw in a little bit of my own too. This will be nothing new for the majority of you, but for those of us (I"m just as guilty) that sometimes have a hard time doing what needs to be done, it doesn"t hurt to be reminded...

Now if only someone would remove the other 999.

You can"t rush art. He isn"t simply posting tits (in fact, he said he wouldn"t post them unless the contestant agreed, like Trex has), he is hand-crafting a masterpiece of analytical integrity. I have faith in Keg to deliver.

I"m a little disappointed that George Zimmer didn"t guarantee it.

I"m actually a little disappointed that an epic thread by Ser Kegkilla has been derailed into this.

I think what this really explains is how bad 99% of women are at just about everything. Kate Beckinsale is my 10. Everyone else is lower, albeit perhaps only by decimal points. I"m not grading a fucking paper she wrote.

Nothing wrong with her, but you think you might be able to make a run at the one on the right? She"s pretty cute, and you might get bonus points for consoling her dying friend.

I"m guessing it would be an easy victory for Etoille, but I"m really anticipating Trex vs. Etoille Part Deux: The Deadlift Challenge.

If you are into newsgroups, there is a guy that collected practically every major comic in existence and then posted his entire collection over the past year or so in one of the groups. I had to stop downloading after awhile as I had already filled up 1 TB with just his stuff, and I realized I"d...

I haven"t read since the 90"s, but when did Cable get the ability to transform into organic steel like Colossus? I"m assuming he stole it with his l33t TP/TK skills?

The body groomer has specific instructions that it is to only be used below the neck, so you"ll need to have two separate trimmers anyway if you use this one. I shave my head completely and I agree with their assessment, it doesn"t work well at all on head or face hair, but it works just great...

As I was catching up with this thread I was thinking I would link this exact item, but you beat me to it. Another recommendation from me for this fine product.

I seem to be the opposite of a lot of people, where doing things like reading, listening to music, or leaving the TV on actually stimulates my mind and makes it harder for me to get to sleep. If I pick up a book before bed and it is a good one, chances are I"ll be up for hours. I find myself...

Maybe my joke wasn"t as clear outside of my mind. I know what it means in French.

French? I thought tres was 3 in Spanish, the language of America. Meaning it was three romantic, which makes no sense to me. Unless it was referring to the THIRD toe! Now I get it! Fedor has a gif with a guy smiling like a lunatic doing exactly what you guys must have done.

Don"t forget b.t.dubbs.

Offset.

Just randomly posting that people who post with hashtags make me want to murder. I take back any negative thought I"ve ever had about Tyen, because he"s obviously being held accountable for his misdeeds by some divine being right before our eyes. I might even have to +internet him out of pity.

While I whole-heartedly agree with your decision, you know this is also going to have the added effect of making her absolutely crazy about you. You"re turning her down, when it was clear you loved her deeply, and she"s going to feel she fucked up big time now that you are well-adjusted and...

Nothing is ever certain, obviously, but I"d say it is better than 50/50 that she is. An ex-girlfriend of mine accused me of cheating when she broke up with me (I wasn"t), and a few years later I heard from another friend that she had broken up a married couple by getting the husband to cheat...

Since this has died down a little bit, I"ve been wondering for awhile wtf happened to Brad. Did he actually take his cross-country hobo"ing trip, or what?

I can"t say for certain what the intention behind it was, but I know people used to refer to Millie as "House Millie" because "she" supposedly looked like/empathized with the Cameron character on House. If that"s an implication that you are, or are like, Millie...I"ll be behind this bunker, kthx.

That, my friends, is what is called a shit-eating grin. Ride free like the wind, young Camerous, ride free!

So you"re telling me there"s a chance?

Yeah, but everyone thinks it would have turned out differently if they were the one involved, right? And as far as the Master, I am master of very little, unfortunately

Fuck, this coulda been me! I got a what.cd invite from her just about this time too. I need to improve my PM"ing skills I guess if I wanna get hot internet chicks.

This is Ravvenn (the blonde). I know there was a picture or two of Alcestis from at least the neck down somewhere (and she looked damn fine to me), and I want to say it was in a thread where Tenks was defending skinny jeans, but I could be wrong. As far as Zehn, no idea if his pics have been posted.

That was badly worded on my part, and I used those terms in relation to the terms being thrown about for this situation. I didn"t mean to imply that you actually ARE a creepy stalker, just that the situation wasn"t that much different from what was going on now, and everyone loved you for it...