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She's so worried about his health that she sucks a thousand dicks to fuel his smack problem. lol

BUT IT IN THE BOOK IT WAS TOUCHED BY FIRE THIS IS GOING TO RUIN THE INTEGRITY OF THE SHOW. FUCK

Don't listen to these faggots, go beat his ass.

She's a whore, he's getting sloppy thousandths.

haha what a fag

I thought you were going to patch things up with the midget, how come dead-eyes is still your avatar?

A wife that drives her husband to fall for heroin addicted hookers.

Good call.

Mutant feet.

You should ask Alyssa if she was there for the google image search.

Awesome

This isn't Tyrannosaurus Rex

Whether or not she's leaving because you're an unemployed loser doesn't really matter. You should quit being an unemployed loser. Go flip burgers or scan groceries, Jesus. Work odd jobs. Do something while you wait on your license. Not only will you be doing something besides crying about how...

Usually need money for that.

Not on what he promised but his hilarious bullshit more than paid off in other ways. Keg finding his dating profile, Trex buying and sharing his hysterical novella, and his fucking YouTube videos were all awesome.

That is one depressing ass.

Further evidence towards hooby's girlfriend.

You're probably going to have to kill her now.

No it isn't. She's a midget. She could definitely be a hot midget. Share the wealth, John.

Don't listen to him, pretty sure he hates steak.

How about pictures of your midget wife?

No HFCS in a good steak.

Cook your steaks rare/med-rare or go to fucking hell.

lol

You need to give "K" a proper send off - bang her one more time for heroin's sake and get a Rerolled tag while you're at it.

The bitch Leonidas banged.

I would take a look at your tits, no lie.

How often do you work? I thought you only saw her about 25 times? Did you not throw her any cash over the holidays?

Her hair is plenty red Astro.

All of them.

You were barebacking a hooker with a heroin addiction? Are you part of one of those bug-catcher societies?

Are you going to post some nudes or what?

How much do you love your wife and kids?

Hey guys we found hooby's girlfriend.

Awesome.

It could.

No fucking shit. If he goes by Johnny what do you think his driver's license might have on it?

Is your name actually Johnny, or are you just really into the whole prostitution thing?

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