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I thought the SOP was to bang the kid out first, then get married. So you're worried he's taking too long? I work in Houston. 90% of the people wearing Texan's jerseys are faking. Sales sluts are the worst about it. I got mine a natural blue sapphire. It's her favorite stone.

You may be dick enough that she was afraid to give you the choice, but in the end you won cause you told her you would have left. Well played.

Because they are all role playing. Is there even a prize?

Apparently you are such a dick that your wife was afraid to let you make the choice.

That was a great movie. I watched it with an english chick, and she said pitt's pikey accent was spot on. Not sure I understood a word he said other than dog.

I thought that was a reflection in the back window. Took me a minute to figure out WTF was going on. Did you not see the adams apple on like the 2nd or third pic?

Never liked eating rabbits, but they are fun to kill if you can use dogs. Fortunately I know lots of people who will take them off my hand.

Crusade was the show where, when they went into battle, that girl jumped into a zero G chamber and started punching and kicking the air to fire lasers, right?

Because we run the world, dumbass.

So what, she left to go to her mother, and you stayed and saw the rest of the movie? Wow. I think you did ok. There's no way that's ever going to be brought up in a future 'discussion'.

Dear anonymous bedwetter, As the only one between the two of us who knows the differences between aisle, isle, and I'll ... seeing a comment like this makes me wonder if you also don't know the difference between "You're" and "I'm". Given your proven ignorance of the subtleties of the...

No, it's pronounced differently. Do you see the A?

Well don't be too sad heckler. I mean, I'm sure that person didn't go running back into the bedroom to get the camera. They are probably like cops in fergusen and always recording with a body cam. We had a cat get wedged in a tree like that for a while and fuck up his hips.

I'm never gunna see this. Someone just post the tit and vag shots please.

Yeah megamind. Thanks grimmy. I'd take back one of the bad things I said about you if I could.