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Your ex sounds like a colossal cunt.

^Massage has never failed. If a massage doesn"t work, she"s a fucking turbo-cunt or you"re some kind of mutant.

I could understand just taking them back, but someone needs to go steal some electrical connectors to make up for this stupid shit.

Bro, he said there"sno way they wouldn"thit it off. As in they would definitely hit it off. I"m with you on the whole struggling as a sign. 19"s fine for fucking, not for dating. If you managed to find the one awesome mature 19 year old within a 50 mile radius, you don"t need our advice.

What in the mother of fuck is wrong with you?

This is where you"re supposed to get acquainted with her fiance and blackmail her for more sex/money/whatever.

Science.

How did you double post nearly an hour and a half later?

Don"t worry, I told her that in the reveal text.

Poor choice of words. She claimed she couldn"t afford a data plan. Can"t send or receive pictures.

I still have the texts but it"s just depressing. Bunch of shit about being drunk and crying all night. One of my friends at the bar suggested I tell her my "asshole friend" took my phone and see if I could repair the situation to score some nudes. Seemed worth a shot, so I convinced her, but...

Except that bro actually got laid at least once. I about lost my shit when I got the "im sorry i suck in bed" response.

Somewhat relevant. I always make a point to try and mess with people who send wrong number texts my way, but I went overboard last night. She"s still alive, I checked today. Yes, I realize an ellipsis is punctuation, I should"ve said it"s not substitute for a period.

Step 1: Duckface in every picture. EVERY PICTURE.

Remember how he talked so much about wanting to plow his wife? Now imagine that statement in his voice. If that voice asked any woman for a blowjob, there"s no way she wasn"t wondering if he"s batting for the same team. I"ll never read anything he writes the same again.

You kidding? He"s been watching this thread like a hawk, but he"s on Rickshaw lockdown. I"d love to hear his opinion on things, so I can read them in his voice. Here you go, with a bonus for good measure.

I wish Aamina could talk to us

That"s probably why the thread got deleted, so I"m not re-linking the blog. I promise there wasn"t anything that interesting on it. It was just a stepping stone to the YouTube video. The YouTube account is also his wife"s but here"s the audio if you really need it:Aamina"s Voice

Can"t believe Boss Trog is more of a man than Aamina. At least let him out so we can discuss his book with him here.

Pretty sure he cried away his original Book forum post where he shared his shitty novella, too.

Why not here? Or the book forum.

4/26/12 never forget

Guess Aamina cried his thread away. Where are we, China?

After you manage to emote your way through a text conversation, what do those greasy hagbeasts say when they realize you can"t actually shrug?

lol Plus, necks are a prerequisite for nodding.

This thread just lost even more posts somehow. Also, shut the fuck up Camerous.

Irrelevant bro. Sorcery is afoot.

Haha, how the fuckdidhe manage that? Seriously though, this shit was at page 1424 on default settings, and now it"s 1422. wat

What the shit, why did this thread just lose like 40 posts?

Fuck, I am agreeing with WIZARDHAWK again.

Tripamang, you told this cunt to shut the fuck up yet?

He probably eats food.

Have you ever felt like taking a "break" with anyone you ever intended to stay with? There"s your answer.

Are you a teacher or a psychologist or both yet? Trying not to be a fuckwad anymore.

Lol.

And you don"t want hit that stage. You"ll be shilling your retarded teenage angst novella inside your fucking dating profile of all things.

Also, after reading what Keg said, this thread should have a motto: "Don"t be Aamina."

A lot of people have been suckered into a relationship with the "hot as fuck but total cunt" girl. It"s not that big of a deal as long as you"re completely aware it won"t work in the long run. This doesn"t seem to be the way you"re approaching the situation. Mainly because you"re not even dating...

He turtles.

Nope.