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As much as I fucking hate the Patriots and their fans, this post is A+

Titans have any chance of winning completely stolen from them by incompetent reffing. Story of the NFL.

woo boy they needed that to happen *edit* I'll stop chain posting, just seemed too perfect not to do a third time.

woo boy they needed that to not happen

Woo boy they needed that pick 6.

worthy effort by the Browns. Sucks to be the Steelers but maybe do better earlier in the season.

Man the Cardinals were desperate to lose the #1 pick.

So here's an interesting situation. The Bears have nothing to play for if the Rams win, but if they pull a bunch of starters the Vikings might come back into it which would fuck the Eagles. Do the Bears care which team gets in to the playoffs?

What was the ruling on that fumble in the Browns/Ravens game? This asshole Red Zone commentator never went back to it. *edit* He finally covered it right after I post this.

omfg the chargers are fucking retarded

Seems like the Cousins deal is one of worst contracts in modern football. *edit* Refs whistled a fumble dead in the Ravens/Browns game.

Didn't Favre basically just kneel for him?

High flying receivers, because Dak is shit.

Anthony Miller went off the field with his left arm just hanging down dead. It might just be dislocated, but if it's anything worse than a dislocation than he's probably missing the playoffs.

thats a devastating injury for the Bears to happen on game 17

The Red Zone commentator has repeatedly said the Cowboys have absolutely nothing on the line for this game...so why the fuck do they have so many starters in the game?

He really is a piece of shit. Almost makes Suh and Burfict look like clean players.

And now despite Tannehill's ineptitude the game is tied courtesy of a pick 6

No question he flopped but you have to be a total fucking dumbass to lay a finger on a QB unnecessarily this season.

Cowgirls kicker misses an absolute chip shot rofl and two picks by Manning and Tannehill already haha

He failed a fucking drug test and the UFC moved the fight to California to get a friendlier athletic commission. The hate is completely justified.

Looks like he's uncomfortably won both rounds so far. and the cheater wins the fight. so now I'm hoping for the failed drug test.

Holy fucking shit the balls on JJ to come out to that song *edit* My dream result is for Gustafsson to win clean and JJ to fail an after-fight drug test.

Next up, Captain Eyepokey McRoiduser vs some scandinavian guy who almost beat him before he started failing drug tests

NO FUCKING WAY

Winner gets to retire, loser gets sent to the glue factory.

At least he had some offense, he came close with that armbar attempt. Penn has just looked like a chump. *edit* Also, wtf are they setting Cejudo up in a superfight when he beat DJ in a split decision that could have gone either way when he doesn't have any title defenses yet?

Mendes got hit in the eye and never seemed to fully recover from it, didn't see if it was a fingertip or a knuckle though. Didn't see Volk with his hands open very much so most likely a knuckle.

I don't really blame HW fighters for slow fights, even if I hate the slow fights.

and the guy who missed weight wins in dominant fashion

Actually I forgot about something in the boundless depths of my nerd rage. Osgiliath falls in TA 2475, so Talion resists the ring anywhere from a couple decades to a couple centuries, they go out and conquer Osgiliath, and then Sauron fucks off for about 500 years. By which I mean he and...

Jesus Christ, first time I've ever seen a high kick to the EYEBALL

It's also the first time BJ has ever been subbed, after moving back up to the weight class that he's been most successful at in his career. Dude is so far beyond washed up at this point.

BJ's record over his last 10 fights is 1-1-8, and that one win was a lucky shot against an over-the-hill Matt Hughes. His last meaningful UFC win was in 2009 when he successfully defended the LW belt against Diego Sanchez.

So the only way Talion's actions have any meaning is if he resists the power of the ring and keeps Sauron's forces bottled up in Mordor all the way up until shortly before the events of LotR start right? Except Minas Ithil falls in TA 2002 and Sauron isn't defeated until TA 3019. So what, this...

I'd say there's a good chance your mom has grounds to take the veterinary office to small claims court. There's absolutely no fucking way surgery had a 50% survival rate on a dog whose intestines had already ruptured into the body cavity.

DC just cheats to make weight by holding a towel.

Maybe a stupid question but have you tried OTC diarrhea meds now that the fever has broken? The stomach pain could very easily just be from all the constant stress over the last 36+ hours.

As an addendum to Big W's post, no more escorts. It's one thing to use them for fun/spicing up your life, but using them as a substitute for intimacy is really not all that different from doing lines of coke.