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  1. Gavinmad

    Jurassic World Evolution

    You don't even have to open a gate to let a dino out. You can legitimately just tranq a dino, pick him up with a cargo chopper, and then drop him off in the middle of a crowd. AND the game still has all the spergy management sim details like micromanaging the price of soft drinks at your...
  2. Gavinmad

    Fallout 76

    I wasn't interested UNTIL I found out it was going to be the same boring shit but with a fallout skin.
  3. Gavinmad

    Jurassic World Evolution

    Uh, Evolution actually looks crazy fun and nothing like that shitty mobile game. And yes, apparently you do get to go full mad scientist if you want to, AND you can intentionally set animals free to rampage through the park.
  4. Gavinmad

    Bioware's "Anthem"

    Anyone who gets excited by a Bioware game at this point deserves the disappointment they have coming.
  5. Gavinmad

    E3 2018 Hype and Train-Wreck Thread (Place your bets!)

    I'm really hopeful but people tend to forget that CDPR only actually has 1 solidly good game under their belts. The Witcher was awful and Witcher 2 was very hit and miss. CDProjekt also did the legendarily terrible PC port for Saints Row 2 (which I worked on! lulz) but I don't know if that was...
  6. Gavinmad

    Halloween (2018)

    IIRC the cult believed it was a druid curse but it was all pretty vague whether it was real or if they were just delusional, and it doesn't really make much sense anyway. Did the cult decide to curse some random 6 year old and then when he murders his older sister completely ignore him for the...
  7. Gavinmad

    E3 2018 Hype and Train-Wreck Thread (Place your bets!)

    Wait so are they or are they not trying to reanimate the dismembered zombie that is Command and Conquer?
  8. Gavinmad

    Halloween (2018)

    So this is what, the FOURTH fucking reboot of a horror series where the villain doesn't actually have any clear supernatural connection (like Freddy or Jason) until the Rob Zombie reboots, yet survives being shot, engulfed in a burning operating theater, dropped down a mine shaft, injected full...
  9. Gavinmad

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    I don't particularly disagree with that statement, although that's a really low bar to get over. Even if the prequels were mostly crap at least Lucas aimed high and missed, there's some pride to be had in that. Abrams aimed low and hit his target, Johnson turned around and shot at the crowd...
  10. Gavinmad

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    I realize that absolutely nothing will ever penetrate the cloud of slavish fanboyism you float around in, but no. This theory might work if it wasn't for the fact that the writing was terrible all over the prequels, not just Anakin's lines. You're falling into the trap of trying to come up with...
  11. Gavinmad

    Final Fantasy: Record Keeper - Mobile Gaming Cash Grab

    Ysh BSB from tonight's rucky draw. :-D
  12. Gavinmad

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

    whoosh
  13. Gavinmad

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

    Did we even watch the same movie? Bryce Dallas Howard was an amazing villain.
  14. Gavinmad

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    I'd sit through an all day Battlefield Earth marathon before I'd watch TLJ even once.
  15. Gavinmad

    The Raft

    My only stumbling block with the content that exists was one specific crafting mat that I couldn't figure out. Subnautica and 7D2D taught me the 'try to harvest everything' mindset for these games, but there was one major thing I couldn't figure out without googling it. I think the name should...
  16. Gavinmad

    Ralph Breaks the Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2 (2018)

    Yeah I think you guys need to stop jumping at shadows and seeing SJW shit around every corner. One joke that went extremely well with the scene in question does not mean the entire movie is going to be non-stop leftist talking points.
  17. Gavinmad

    The Raft

    Yeah but Illusion of Gaia doesn't let you build a floating metropolis.
  18. Gavinmad

    The Raft

    Fun little entry in the survival/crafting genre. Just went into early access like a week ago so who knows how long it will be in development, think it took me 7 hours to get through all the content so far? So it's a little light. If this were a released game I'd say it's not really worth the...
  19. Gavinmad

    Final Fantasy: Record Keeper - Mobile Gaming Cash Grab

    Shantotto chain, Shantotto lmr, and Lightning lmr in a single pull on the thunder banner. huhu
  20. Gavinmad

    Fallout 76

    Depends entirely on the story. I thought FC5 suffered badly from having an unvoiced protagonist.
  21. Gavinmad

    X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019)

    The irony being that MCU Quicksilver was more in line with his comic book power level and would have been fine to stay alive and be part of further movies. Instead they killed him off and the speed-force level version of Quicksilver gets to stick around.
  22. Gavinmad

    Best 80's Action Movie and Why it's probably Die Hard

    Sleep little dumpling, I have replaced your mother.
  23. Gavinmad

    X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019)

  24. Gavinmad

    Vermintide 2

    Kinda hit a wall where pugging champs is boring and pugging legendary is pointless.
  25. Gavinmad

    Final Fantasy: Brave Exvius

    Trust me, nothing they do will make him not useless.
  26. Gavinmad

    X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019)

    Probably why Singer likes the franchise so much.
  27. Gavinmad

    Final Fantasy: Record Keeper - Mobile Gaming Cash Grab

    If you fags can switch the names, so can I! Just finished Butts for my first LD. Ramza's LD is solid but I'm definitely LDing another dmg or two and a healer before a support. Ideally I'll be LDing Aeris after fest.
  28. Gavinmad

    Final Fantasy: Record Keeper - Mobile Gaming Cash Grab

    Oh lawdy does Ramza ever smoke Edgar as a support. Hero's Rime aint got shit on instacast haste + 50% phys dmg boost
  29. Gavinmad

    Final Fantasy: Record Keeper - Mobile Gaming Cash Grab

    Dumped 150 lapis on the overhaul banner hoping for some onion knight love, didn't get either of his relics. Instead I got Rosa USB, Rosa LMRx2(poopie), Zidane LMR, aaaaaand Ramza BSB + LMR. Hot diggity daffodils! Also still have 500+ saved for fest.
  30. Gavinmad

    May's Retro Game of the Month is Super Mario RPG

    is it even possible to beat culex without lazy shell peach cheese? The dude is a total rapetrain.
  31. Gavinmad

    7 Days to Die

    There's a problem where wiring can get messed up when a chunk loads in which has caused problems with my drop trap but hopefully I've figured out how to quickly fix it. Only problem is that I don't have any way to reliably test it except on horde nights and if it still doesn't work on a horde...
  32. Gavinmad

    Final Fantasy: Record Keeper - Mobile Gaming Cash Grab

    Cancer already kicked your ass, feel free to say Edward as much as you want.
  33. Gavinmad

    Final Fantasy: Record Keeper - Mobile Gaming Cash Grab

    You're getting your ass kicked.
  34. Gavinmad

    Final Fantasy: Record Keeper - Mobile Gaming Cash Grab

    Next person who says they pulled an Edward relic from the FF6 banner is getting their ass kicked.
  35. Gavinmad

    7 Days to Die

    So the drop trap works extremely well but holy shit did I ever have a close call. Thought I'd be clever and dig a trench around my base so the only way to approach it was through the drop trap, forgot that the whole reason drop traps work is because zombies will march straight into pits...
  36. Gavinmad

    Totalbiscuit has passed away

    You wanna talk about retarded, my uncle died of thyroid cancer a few years back. That's right, thyroid cancer with its 200% survival rate, so easy to survive that it actually brings people back to life. Stupid bastard never went to the doctor, and by the time he finally did it had metastasized...
  37. Gavinmad

    Final Fantasy: Record Keeper - Mobile Gaming Cash Grab

    3 pulls on FF6, Celes LMR, Locke LMR, Locke USB, Mog BSB. 4 relics in 3 pulls is pretty shitty, but I'm not disappointed with the results.
  38. Gavinmad

    7 Days to Die

    Hell if I know, I'm on PC. I'm hesitant as it is when it comes to early access titles, especially when a game has been in 'alpha' for 5 years, I'd never pick up an EA game without the benefit of an online sale. Personally I think rolling it out to consoles before it was gold was a huge mistake...
  39. Gavinmad

    Totalbiscuit has passed away

    Seems like you know about as much about personal health as you do about politics. The only type of cancer that kills more people each year than colorectal cancer is lung cancer.
  40. Gavinmad

    7 Days to Die

    Guess I'll just blog! Holy shit fucking ass damn did the blood moon hordes (and to a lesser extent screamer hordes) ever massively spike in difficulty. Night 28 wasn't anything special, but night 35 was mind blowing. Playing with 90 minute days blood moon hordes have typically tailed off around...