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I was on board until this part.

Don't buy condoms at dollar general

Well I imagine you run it as a lock and load deck and probably run barnes, ysaarj, and thaurissan.

I don't get it. Was she just randomly going through your phone?

This is why the only deck I'm planning to seriously experiment with Malchezaar in is my fatigue warrior.

yeah pretty sure 99% of the game learned the divine shield/implosion interaction the hard way.

Particularly when I'm on my bike, could be an assload of wasted distance.

It doesn't for 99% of Pokemon players.

So were you playing Murdragon, or just dragon pally and took anyfin from a knight?

Oh god I hope it doesn't drop candy on the ground that you have to pick up, or if it does they trigger a vibration like pokemon spawns do. Rustles my jimmies something fierce that there isn't a vibration when an egg is ready to hatch.

Actually that does make me feel better. Schadenfreude hoooooo! Also had an 82% Chansey spawn in my back yard last night. Only lvl 19, and not like I'd ever spend the dust to level one up, but I thought it was kinda funny that it actually had decent IVs.

Better than wasting a bunch of ultra balls/berries on a high level 2nd/3rd stage pokemon only to find out it has shit IVs.

Well shit. We're about the same for gym dust and when you subtract your extra eggs from my extra captured pokemon, I should have earned ~150k more dust than you. I'll go through my pokemon again later today, hopefully most of that dust is tied up in pokemon that I just stopped powering up like...

Wait a minute, how many gyms do you claim a day?

Just shy of 6k caught. I guess I've wasted more random dust than I thought, wish there was a way to tell exactly which pokemon you've spent dust on, aside from plugging them into a calculator one by one and figuring out which ones are at a half level. Only other thing I can think of is my...

I suppose I phrased that poorly too, I assume most people consider separate clitoral stimulation to just be a normal part of sex. For whatever reason I read your post as 'most women cannot orgasm while being penetrated', not 'most women cannot orgasm from penetration alone'. I agree that vanilla...

I've only ever powered up 3 Eons, and 2 of them I stopped in the mid 20s, and I've hatched 245 eggs. I've wasted bits of dust here and there but 400k dust is fucking ridiculous. I've got 5 maxed pokemon, a couple in the upper 20s but still ~20-30k dust from being maxed, and I've got not quite...

Do you not bother doing mass evolves with a lucky egg or something? I simply cannot fathom how you have so much dust while being lower level than me, especially when a significantly higher portion of your xp comes from pokestops than mine.

I have no doubt that a woman who just lies there like a dead fish in missionary probably won't get off, but the idea that women can't orgasm from penetration is pretty ridiculous. Mutual orgasms are definitely wildly exaggerated porn shit though. Cad either you're missing some nerve endings...

Once you get to a certain point the diminishing returns make it stop being worth the dust to keep powering a pokemon up unless you're trying to squeeze every last bit of power out of a top tier gym defender. Better to just have a wide array of powered up pokemon, and maybe some powered up...

No shit, if that actually comes out Lapras will be my buddy until I have enough candy to power that sumbitch up to 30

Yeah I ended up beating him first try by switching to ancestral kelthuzad.

heroic rescue is proving to be the gayest shit ever so far.

Did they playtest heroic netherspite at all? A single voidwalker or annoyotron completely shuts him down. and yeah malchezaar should be a lot of fun tomorrow.

caverns, avacyns, behemoths, tamiyos, etc

Every single version of warrior matches up favorably against zoo, so a resurgence of zoo means a resurgence of warrior a week or two later. And the main reason OTK warrior was so popular is because you could still get wins in unfavorable matchups because people didn't know how to play against...

Eh, the meta will shift in response to the resurgence of hunters, although I don't know what actually counters them right now. Maybe people will just double down on aggro shaman since it's lightly favored, and if aggro shaman pushes hunters back out, warriors will come return to counter shaman...

Yeah I thought it was completely fucking retarded for Tempostorm to put tempo mage in tier 1 just because of babbling book, lol

Pretty serious dick move to stick him in 10k eggs instead of 5k eggs in the first place. *edit* Vileplume spawns right behind my house, so I go out to take a look at it. 1600 CP which means its at least in the lower 20s, so I figure I'll spend the ultra balls to catch him. Wasted several...

I meant avoiding softbans, not the art of hitting pokestops from a moving vehicle.

Not to mention an actual factual walk-off KO in women's MMA too. Damn.

Yes because you're traveling faster than 37 mph between actions. I assume the only reason Chysamere can hit pokestops during his commute is because the train stops constantly. So anyway...uh...this just hatched. About shit myself. Ice Shard/Blizzard which is slightly worse than Frost...

Golden twisting nether and a golden darkshire alchemist which completes a playset. Hot diggity daffodils! Also a flame lance.

It's fun going through the old story again, it's been so long, but man the game seems so bland compared to the SC2 campaigns, heh. *edit* oh jesus christ I forgot you actually have to stop and make saves since there's no checkpoint system. was right near the end of terran 7 and stopped paying...

So I dig the BW costume on the new AoU fortune cards, but holy shit those might be a candidate for the worst fortune card ever. Pet in epic slot, pet and 2 visuals in rare slot.

lol just opened anomalus. Guess that's slightly better than a dupe, since I can always say fuck it and disenchant it later. *edit* cruised pretty smoothly to rank 5 with a non-token yogg druid with arcane giants in place of ancients of war. I actually wished they were still taunts for most of...

Had an amusing thought just a bit ago. I wonder if Team Instinct players are more likely to get away with cheating because they can't defend a gym long enough to get reported. :-p

Far worse. The game is very flavor of the "6+ months where Blizzard completely refuses to acknowledge how overpowered a card/deck is" And holy shit am I ever making some serious fucking rank 20 plays. Thrown multiple games away this morning just from making unbelievably retarded play mistakes.

It's my own dumbass fault for waiting until the last minute again. I don't normally have much trouble at all hitting 5. *edit* DEEEEEERP forgot August has 31 days.

Just had a game wrapped up against an aggro shaman as tempo mage. Had him frozen to shut down doomhammer, and I was out of range of burn. Then he busts out leeroy. Literally the first and only fucking aggro shaman I have EVER FUCKING SEEN run leeroy. Now I just lost to a rogue playing some...