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Actually I'm betting he ends up as the Lord Commander of her Queensguard. She knows her father was insane and that Jaime didn't really have any choice but to kill him, and unlike the books Tyrion and Jaime actually parted on very amicable terms. The only way Tyrion honorably inherits Casterly...

Uh, I care plenty. It was months before I got my first 12 win run and arena drafting was a lot simpler during vanilla. Very impressive.

One time back in Vanilla our raid leader left his mic keyed when he went to take a piss. Dude must have had his computer practically in his bathroom because it was loud as hell on vent.

This caught me just right and I laughed til I damn near cried.

At least someone gets it.

The bit about the valonqar was left out of Maggy's prophecy, maybe because they wanted to limit how much the book readers could spoil for the rest. I don't remember what part of the books suggested Jaime and the Hound fighting Gregor, but I'm guessing it isn't actually in the show either.

She was absolutely unreal. It's completely ridiculous that the lords of the North would respect a child her age as an equal, or really even that she'd be directly ruling her house without some sort of regent, although maybe with House Mormont being so small that didn't really matter. But...

I mean, yeah anyone who looks knows it's a sword. They don't know it's a priceless valyrian steel sword being carried by a fat tub of lard who would be easy to rob. I mean I suppose he could just carry it openly because who would expect a fat tub of lard to be waddling around with valyrian...

Well since these faggots apparently have something stuck up their ass about it... HEY LINDZ PLEASE POST PICS OF YOUR TITS IM TOTALLY NOT GOING TO MASTURBATE TO THEM

Don't be such a humorless faggot.

It seems obvious that Bran is going to go back in time and save Margaery when he gets bored of Meera.

Rhinocerouses don't wear shirts.

Hey Lindz, I think we need to see your tits just to be sure you aren't agreeing to fuck another dude under duress.

Cersei: High Sparrow! How'd you survive that blast!? High Sparrow: My wildfire-proof burlap sack! In retrospect, I wish I'd been wearing pants, but you know us Sparrows.

This didn't have to just be a phase you know.

She didn't want to, he has worn her down by wanting it for years apparently. And yeah I'm judging the fuck out of the dude. It's his life, his wife, and his business, so whatever makes them happy, but I'm still gonna judge the fuck out him.

Yeah but at least Olenna would get the chance to be like 'Bitch its 3-1 you aint pitchin no shutout'. Besides, I bet Circe would flip her shit about that so hard she might not even have the presence of mind to throw Mace, Loras, and Margaery in her face.

lol, so then the article goes on to say that no, Fox would almost certainly not involve Marvel with the X-Men but perhaps the F4. Which I guess aren't quite to the point of being irredeemably tainted.

huehuehue So I hope Olenna gets a chance to tell Cersei that she's the one who killed Joffrey before one of them dies.

You missed the beginning of this. He's the one who wants her to fuck another dude.

The fact that Tyrion and Sansa never consummated their marriage means that for all intensive porpoises, they were never married. Also, that title is an A-. Should be like 9.5 months.

In the spirit of end of season silliness, here's the wild deck I've been messing with.

Yeah I guess Sansa being so fucking important definitely means that bloodlines don't matter at all.

Who the fuck said anything about an incest induced lady-boner? He's the only surviving member of her family, by succession law she's his heir, not the other way around. Like I said, there's no way she'd say 'oh well I guess you get to be king instead of me' but he already is an heir of House...

Yeah because saying 'if she finds out and believes it' is definitely the same thing as 'instantly know and run to each others arms'. Twit.

Was her thinking she's barren actually mentioned in the show? Because the 'i will have no more children' bit sounds a lot like inner monologue.

What is your point? All I'm saying is that it would be a big difference if he's not a bastard because of harsh the social stigma is against bastards in Westeros.

House Targaryen practiced polygamy.

We don't actually know one way or the other. I support the elopement theory, and it's circumstantially supported by Lyanna telling Ned 'protect this baby from Robert' instead of 'throw this thing out of the nearest window'. Just saying, without evidence, nobody has any reason to doubt the...

A- reference good sir.

I said IF she finds out and believes it, and I said she would name him her heir, not yield her claim in favor of his. For all your blah blah blah about her having no family loyalty, she's obviously VERY proud of the Targaryen name, and if she can't have a child of her own, who the fuck else...

Ok Astr0.

...because if Dany finds out/believes he's a Targaryen and names him her heir, which she almost certainly would, Jon and his future children would be her successors. Was that a serious question or are you trolling?

What the fuck show have you been watching? I forgot that she was barren. That makes Jon's lineage even more important, because even if she has a roughly equal claim due to him being a bastard, she can't give birth to a son which means Jon is the only living heir to House Targaryen.

Well I mean everyone already thinks he's a bastard, but a while the lords of the North may be fine with a Stark bastard, they may be less supportive of a Targaryen rape-bred bastard.

I have my doubts, but far be it from me to disagree with one of the board experts on wasting people's time with shitty posts.

Jesus Christ Noodle is such a faggot, that spoiler couldn't have been more obviously fake if I said that GRRM had a cameo, which I guess I should have gone ahead and included for dumbfucks like him. Anyway, since Ned got to Lyanna right as she was hitting negative hitpoints, all we know for...

Mother of god, that GoT episode, and I can't post about it because Noodle is a humorless braindead dindu-loving faggot.

Noodle is a braindead dindu loving faggot