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I think it's pretty obvious that Bran is the kwisatz haderach.

When you're that far north, where else is there to go?

As far as neutrals go, I'd consider Thalnos, Harrison, Cairne, Sylvanas, and Rag permanent staples for standard, with Alex and Black Knight being borderline. A case could be made for Harrison being borderline, since shaman might fall right back out of the meta once TGT rotates out, but at the...

It's all in good fun bro, but I'm actually the one who told you in IRC to cut off all contact and work things out with your wife, well before you ever admitted it was Lori.

Given how this season has gone so far, I was half expecting Euron to just lie there and the priest to say 'whoops guess I drowned the king'. I wonder where exactly Yara and Theon fit in to the plot now. Can't see Theon convincing her to throw in with Jon, but if they interfere with Euron...

I remember that conversation but I didn't think he told Tyrion every little detail that the red priestess knew. So let me amend that to: Varys has told so few people the details of what happened that he is extremely freaked out by her knowing them because he can't imagine who would have told her.

He's shaken because he's never told anyone all those details of his wang getting chopped off.

I feel like Baelish was lying about Brynden Tully retaking Riverrun, except if I'm right, it basically just means they're going to kill off Brienne too. Then Tormund, mad with grief, single-handedly wipes out the Boltons, Karstarks, and Umbers.

Tanoomba is just a typhoid mary of e-stupidity. This guy actively tries to cripple his opponents.

I'm loving Soggoth in priest, can heal him with circles and darkshire alchemists.

I can't believe any professional organization would actually still let him fight, or that any professional fighter would agree to fight him.

So was Darth Sidious. Naboo was an important place.

Except I don't play all day every day. And you really have no idea what you're talking about when it comes to hunter.

People who forgot Palpatine was from Naboo because nobody wants to remember the sequels are completely understandable. People who didn'tunderstandPalpatine was from Naboo after watching the movie are just fucking retards.

We're not talking about aggro, we're talking about midrange hunter. Let me know when you get past rank 18.

*whoosh*

Standard hunter compares pretty directly to pre-nerf combo druid. Both decks revolve around keeping board pressure on with aggressive sticky minions so that combo/call is that much more dangerous. Main difference is midrange hunter has a lot more staying power, but doesn't have the draw suite...

The game NEEDS a consistent, powerful neutral heal. Maybe healbot was too much, but earthen ring is not enough. Apothecary is junk.

Yeah because a disney movie is definitely going to show people getting punched into red mist and blown up.

In other ways that this meta is complete garbage, it's kinda funny that they nerfed combo druid but then turned midrange hunter into the exact same deck. And burst damage in general is tons worse now than it was pre-whispers. Their balance team really is fucking incompetent.

Uh, there was no part of Palpatine being from Naboo that was complicated or hard to follow. It's just not terribly important to the plot of Phantom Menace, and the only reason it matters afterwards is that he is able to manipulate the new senator (Jar Jar) into proposing he be given emergency...

Yeah but you were giving Xboxes to another woman.

Lol, it never should have given them a murloc knight in the first place, shifting shade is only supposed to pull stuff currently in your opponent's deck. Shade deathrattle does nothing if your opponent is out of cards.

Greatest Saraad-related screenshot ever.

F4 would absolutely work as a stand alone franchise, they just can't stop making shitty movies.

He was the senator from Naboo.

Swinging is a broad term that encompasses basically the entire spectrum of open marriages.

That moment when you play around mortal strike...only to be forcibly reminded that it's 12 or less, not less than 12. fuuuuuuuu

I'd pay good money to see a road trip movie with Sam, Cap, and Bucky.

Yeah you're really just talking about swinging.

Yes, it is.

Yes, it is.

Yeah your enthusiasm makes it clear how quickly your panties get soaked at the thought. Basically, you started out wildly opposed to the idea, and over time you've been worn down to indifference. I mean shit, do you actually want to go fuck another dude, or is it just something you'd grudgingly...

There's a much easier way to get an open marriage. It's called divorce.

This is going to end badly.

It's an archaic word that only came back into common usage in the last decade or so.

Cuckold specifically means your wife is cheating on you, not an open relationship. Maybe the modern usage of the word has changed the definition, but that's the origin of cuckold.

Or a severe lack of spine in the case of the loser being cucked.

Because he's going to have 3 lines of dialogue and won't survive the movie.

That awesome feeling when mulch gives your opponent Varian.