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I wonder if they'd still believe you were gay if they knew you had a baby with Tenley?

You should tell them you're a gay otherkin

Are you crazy? Cloud sucked. Probably even worse than Beowulf, because at least Beowulf could let you cheese your character stats.

Unfortunately the stairs to our basement are set up as two half flights, so it wouldn't have the same effect. I guess I could clothesline her twice.

I also choke slammed and power bombed her into thumb tacks, then gave her a people's elbow for good measure.

Do we get to see her cooter when she gives birth to Jon Snow?

Why does it have to be jealousy? I don't think anyone has claimed that the Patriots haven't been a consistently talented team, or that they wouldn't still be going deep in the playoffs every year if they weren't cheating. But they are cheaters. Hence the *

Ooooooh, good god. No, I did not spank her for 30-45 seconds straight, lmao. I definitely could have phrased that a bit more clearly.

Eh, monks were strong if you rushed them to earth slash, but they fell off pretty quickly. Their larger hp pool didn't keep up with their lower defense. All you really had to do to not break Tactics is not go overboard with accumulate abuse, and not use Orlandu or Meliadoul.

If it's a locally owned theater or a very small chain, they deserve your support. If it's some big chain like GKC or Carmike, fuck them.

I'm not talking I put her over my knee and went to town, it was barely more than a lovetap. I literally put nothing but my wrist into it, you would probably apply more force slapping a friend on the shoulder. It's being punished that makes her start crying, I certainly didn't cause her any...

Actually you're absolutely right in my experience. Control decks (in hearthstone) are incredibly simple to play because most of the time you just play the most expensive card most powerful card you can play on any given turn. In aggro you have to weigh the value of trading vs going face, have to...

I'm sure they don't because I'm betting if the ladder slowed down noticeably you'd have 10x as many people whining about so much control on the ladder as you have right now complaining about all the aggro. I imagine a large chunk of the people who play aggro, even people who make legend with...

Dragon pally is better than old control pally was, the problem is that control pally is just a dead archetype because it doesn't have the tools for the job. Malylock is on a down turn on the ladder but it's still a consistent top tier deck. Corruptors splashed into control warrior have done well...

Maybe. But my mom says my sister really wasn't any better at the same age and she turned out fine, so I imagine she'll grow out of it. She just seems determined to make the terrible 2s last as long as possible. If my sister and brother in law are doing anything wrong, it's that they're too...

The cat spends most of the day avoiding my nieces, it's not like she's being territorial. Hell, our cocker spaniel barked at her today because she got all up in HER face, and afaik that's the first time the dog has acted aggressive in her entire life. The kid is a willful, spoiled little pain in...

and the fucked up thing is that he won. MMA fighters really don't get paid enough.

Or do bounty runs of kingpins warehouse with drax summoned, since you need 5000 cosmic kills with drax, and it also counts towards your doc ock bounties (just for epeen) and your doc ock takedown (for an octobot controller)

if it were a 2/4 that could turn into a 4/6 it would be right on the cusp of being playable and probably find its way into some decks as people experimented. As a 6/4, I imagine people will barely try it at all before moving on.

Yes I got a lawyer. The judge is the one who basically said I wasn't disabled enough in the denial I was mailed. After months and months of waiting to hear about the appeal I finally started calling and harassing the lawyer. Shortly after that I get informed that my appeal was denied without a...

There is no rebuilding. I'm a non-functional bi-polar with autism, adhd, and generalized anxiety disorder who was denied disability because I'm 'not disabled enough'. I'll be here until I die, unless my parents die first in which case I can finally kill myself.

That's my point. They're bad decks, and that card won't make them less bad.

The card is bad. Bad bad bad. And no, only bad shaman decks totem on turn 2.

Couple tricks for anyone who might work on movie groot in the future If you get one of those achievement boxes with a million credits, or the pirate deadpool TU box, open it as Starlord in a cosmic terminal. He has an achievement for looting 500k credits in cosmic terminals and it will take...

Nah the long stretches of repetitive gameplay plug perfectly into my autism. I actually achieve a lower state of consciousness when I'm on a long video game binge. Better than alcohol.

If you've got proof of adultery you're going to cream her, and if she can't provide shelter and support for your son you might get full custody. Get a lawyer.

I don't play video games 14-16 hours a day because I'm enjoying myself, I do it to escape from reality. Because my reality is I'm a 32 year old who lives in his parents unfinished basement and longs for death the way a fat kid craves cake. The only woman I've ever really loved married someone...

Yeah I got her age wrong, shes a couple months past 3. And yes, it's unfair to call her a moron and I know she isn't one. But she's been warned many times to leave the cat alone. It's not like the cat is aggressive, it spends all day sleeping in some corner where the girls won't find her, but...

Except the idea of combo druid is to (hopefully) skip your 3 drop. That's why combo druid only runs 2 actual 3 drops. So when your aspirant dies, you have to either have a shade in hand or innervate + a 5 drop, or else you're stuck with a very inefficient turn 3. Maybe the pros will prove me...

I'd never replace wild growth with that card. At best I'd consider running it in addition to wild growth. The mirror entity concern is sort of a trivial one, yes it would be nice for midrange druid to not get raped by tempo mage, but that's only one matchup. Kezan is a better option if you're...

Eh, Tate lasted the longest, but I think Lizz Carmouche is the only fighter who has ever actually had Rousey in danger. She was holding that neck crank pretty hard until iirc she got greedy and Rousey managed to slip out of it. If she'd managed to defend that armbar another 11 seconds, she would...

if it doesn't matter how you get them (i.e. you dont need to pick them from the ground for an achievement) converting 5 duplicate uniques into a 500k credit chest is the fastest way to get credits. Getting into Bovineheim runs, Gold Ultron, or Cosmic Midtown if you can pass the trial are the...

The funny thing is she still lasted longer than Rousey's previous two opponents put together. tried to remove the attachment to crop all that extra space out of it but it wont let me.

Younger niece was fucking with the cat and got a claw right under the eye. Second time. Leave the cat alone if you don't want to live life as a pirate you little moron.

Auctioneer nerf was the nail in the coffin, the deck still functioned after Loatheb and the Leeroy nerf.

Except miracle rogue was still a dominant deck after Naxx, just not quite as dominant.

Destroy, no, but Zoo vs Control warrior is heavily favored for the Zoo player. WTF does 100% win rates have anything to do with it? The only deck that has ever come close to a 100% win rate is the control warrior vs freeze mage matchup. If you look at the top 5 of both Tempo Storm and...

I didn't quote you out of context, so there is no need to quote the whole statement. That's precisely what you said, that you don't think Patron is that strong of a deck. There is not a single high level Hearthstone player who agrees with you. Anywhere.

If she's actually taking the role seriously and not just planning to have a stand-in for every scene that might cause her to break a nail, consider me vaguely optimistic about her performance.

I can honestly say that I no longer value anything you have to say about constructed Hearthstone. Not even slightly.