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The NFL just has to limp on till november when it all magically goes away.

Don't those stats include YAC? That means the safety was not letting plays get behind him. Just like he's supposed to do.

I love mushrooms. I hate onions. That they are often paired together makes me sad. When you say something about it and the cook says "You can't even taste the onions" is when it rustles my jimmies. Last thanksgiving I even got "I thought you liked mushrooms, I made them for you" First of...

It should auto correct to "Chinese Bat Aids". It will as soon as the changes I made to my personal dictionary are accepted. It's literally the only reason I chose the option to share my personal dictionary.

Then you guys will call him a mary sue.

I don't approve of being tagged into this thread and I don't know why you thought this was relevant to my interests. But it was funny.

Bout 10 years. I've netflixxed and chilled so it can't have been too long ago. But it was before tinder. I used eharmoney and plenty of fish. And you can bet I wasn't letting some bitch from the internet know where I lived.

So that means he'll have to be signed by one of our oppoents? I hope it's the Washington "football" squad. But he won't just be singed ...

For science!

all yall motherfuckers in here acting like anyone could be as good a batman as adam west. Forget the dark emo shit. Lets take another crack at corny.

Where? Is it anywhere other than quibi?

Nice. First pic I thought she was hiding a fat belly. But second pic shows enough to show she's not a whale. Let's see her ass now.

10 minutes of music and bullshit isn't too much to ask. absofuckinglutely. The girl shouldn't even want to go to your house so early in the relationship. She doesn't know what kind of psycho you are.

Hey another girl. Welcome. Please head over to the FOH naughty bits thread and post your tits at your earliest convenience. Thanks!

Jesus Christ dude, you let her know where you live? Fucking Crazy girls 101. Don't let them know where you live. Rent a hotel room, especially for the first time. Your options are limited now. I'm afraid you're going to have to keep fucking this perfect specimen for a while until she gets...

I had to check to see if the post you quoted was from this century.

Didn't the exam ask if you're black? Not possible to be racist if you answered that one correctly.

My company used to have to dial 9 to get out. There are lots of Indians working here and the country code for India is 011. There were so many people calling 911 and hanging up that we had to change the outside line number to 8. We lost that battle with the porn thing. If you support porn...

It's kinda awesome to just piss and let your dick flop around like a firehose.

Netflix beat them to it by a lot and they had technology that allowed them to predict demand and store movies at strategic locations to get them out faster. The whole thing was netflix's idea. When blockbuster finally got into it, the website was garbage and delivery slow. Not only that, it...