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  1. Mario Speedwagon

    Marvel Universe stuff

    You can build his character without retelling a story that literally everybody already knows. It's completely unnecessary. They can introduce him by smash cutting to him swinging through New York, chasing some assholes and then beating the shit out of them while throwing some quips around and...
  2. Mario Speedwagon

    Marvel Universe stuff

    Random SHIELD agent: "Hey you heard about this spiderboy out in new york?" Fury: "Yeah let's get him" Done.
  3. Mario Speedwagon

    Marvel Universe stuff

    Who the fuck doesn't know Spiderman's origin at this point? How many people that will actually go to a Spiderman movie will end up saying "Whoa who the fuck is this spiderguy and where did he get those powers?!?" if there is no origin story? It's a complete waste of screen time.
  4. Mario Speedwagon

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Man I hate fade routes. Definitely my least favorite red zone play.
  5. Mario Speedwagon

    John Wick (2014)

    http://keanuisimmortal.com
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Pretty sure the original roller coaster tycoon was programmed in assembly.
  7. Mario Speedwagon

    John Wick (2014)

    I would kickstart that.
  8. Mario Speedwagon

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    My balls retracted into my body after reading that.
  9. Mario Speedwagon

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Well you hate humanity anyways so what the fuck right
  10. Mario Speedwagon

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Somebody needs to get that guy back here. Damn that was a good thread.
  11. Mario Speedwagon

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Mist, your posts are so stupid they are literally raping me. Please stop before I have to carry my computer around on my shoulders all day as a protest.
  12. Mario Speedwagon

    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    Isn't it wonderful that corporations can sue the government for the right to continue fucking their customers?
  13. Mario Speedwagon

    Jupiter Ascending (2015)

    He also loves Deepak Chopra. I think that pretty much explains it.
  14. Mario Speedwagon

    Red Pill Thread 2.0: Neckbeard Revenge

    lol I bet you didn't even argue with any sluts on OKC tonight you beta faglord.
  15. Mario Speedwagon

    Social Attitude Test

    The DatabaseT thanks you all for participating in this data mining thread.
  16. Mario Speedwagon

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sounds like you've turned gay. I recommend hiring a Puerto Rican pool boy.
  17. Mario Speedwagon

    Red Pill Thread 2.0: Neckbeard Revenge

    I honestly feel sorry for you.
  18. Mario Speedwagon

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think this is a really good idea. You should catch the next flight out bro.
  19. Mario Speedwagon

    Red Pill Thread 2.0: Neckbeard Revenge

    What this sounds like to you: Alpha as fuck What this sounds like to everyone else: Women getting to actually know me brings my success rate near zero so I send out a couple hundred one word invites in hopes that of the few that say yes, one will be desperate enough to still sleep with me...
  20. Mario Speedwagon

    Marvel Universe stuff

    Jessica Jones is whatever but power man rules dude.
  21. Mario Speedwagon

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Do dick pics via snapchat count as "talking"?
  22. Mario Speedwagon

    Furious 7 (2015)

    Seriously. These people are geniuses. Movie of the year no question.
  23. Mario Speedwagon

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    What an awesome ending. Great fucking superbowl.
  24. Mario Speedwagon

    Red Pill Thread 2.0: Neckbeard Revenge

    An uncomfortable truth. Words to live by.
  25. Mario Speedwagon

    The Fast Food Thread

    My state is 94% white. All the McD's commercials are still black targeted.
  26. Mario Speedwagon

    Suge Knight Charged with Murder

    If that's true at all I don't see how this could possibly be charged as murder.
  27. Mario Speedwagon

    College Basketball 2014-2015

    SEC confirmed worst conference in basketball and football.
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    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    So what are the chances the the Colts balls were within regulation because they over inflated them before the game? That would be just fantastic.
  29. Mario Speedwagon

    Laptop Computers

    I've had a Asus G73 for a few years now. It's pretty great all around as far as my usage. Mine is a refurb and I haven't experienced any of the problems Noodle mentioned except the thermal paste. I actually finally just repasted it last week and my idle temps dropped by 20 degrees. No failed...
  30. Mario Speedwagon

    John Wick (2014)

    Fantastic. This had the most satisfying gunplay I've seen in a movie in a long time. I really appreciated the care he took to tap almost everyone in the head at least once even after already taking them out of comission.
  31. Mario Speedwagon

    Ghostbusters (2016)

    This movie will be just mediocre enough to get a sequel made, which will be one of the worst movies of all time. This is a fact.
  32. Mario Speedwagon

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    I love football. I hate the NFL. I'm a huge fan of anyone who sticks it to the league office.
  33. Mario Speedwagon

    Ghostbusters (2016)

    I can't wait for the ghost rape scene.
  34. Mario Speedwagon

    Torrents

    PM me your email bro.
  35. Mario Speedwagon

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Have you read this thread bro? I'd rather watch femfreq videos than keep hearing about Brady's saggy balls.
  36. Mario Speedwagon

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    I don't even like football anymore thanks to this thread. Thanks guys.
  37. Mario Speedwagon

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    This is officially the worst NFL story ever. I really hope the patriots win now just so the butthurt reaches maximum levels.