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  1. Soygen

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hopefully my girlfriend gets me one for Christmas.
  2. Soygen

    The Last of Us

    I can't see her doing that, even if she knew. That said, the theory that their camp was killed is pretty solid based on seeing all the dead bodies in that trailer. They didn't look like bandits.
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    The Last of Us

    This is the best day of my life!
  4. Soygen

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Tell her, "If you don't celebrate Christmas, Yule not be getting anything from me."
  5. Soygen

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The key to a good handjob is to use your mouth.
  6. Soygen

    The Fast Food Thread

    I know what I'm looking for at Publix tonight!
  7. Soygen

    The Fast Food Thread

    Sausage is good. BJs sells this hard salami that I love putting on pizza as well.
  8. Soygen

    The Fast Food Thread

    I think I'm going to make some homemade pizza this weekend. Pepperoni of course.
  9. Soygen

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You're asking the wrong guy. I think everyone on this forum is just lovely.
  10. Soygen

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Can we get a list of the miserable trolls?
  11. Soygen

    The Fast Food Thread

    This is the dumbest thing that Maddox has ever written. Pizza is more American than Italian, so the fact that pepperoni is made up american shit makes it even better. Why do you hate freedom pies?!
  12. Soygen

    The Fast Food Thread

    I'm all about knowledgeable. I'm a pretty snobby foody faggot in my own right. I won't stand for hating on pepperoni on a pizza though. That's just dumb.
  13. Soygen

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Man, I want to fuck this dude. EDIT: I'm scared that a_skeleton_02 and I are on the same wavelength.
  14. Soygen

    The Fast Food Thread

    This is why Trump is building a wall.
  15. Soygen

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The baby is a fuck trophy. On the Xbox it's called "Bang Guts" achievement.
  16. Soygen

    The Fast Food Thread

    Pepperoni is the classic, perfect topping. Linguica? Look at this wop hipster.
  17. Soygen

    The Fast Food Thread

    Seriously. If you don't say pepperoni, gtfo.
  18. Soygen

    The Fast Food Thread

    I just call them pizzas as well, but the term pizza pie doesn't strike me as odd or retarded. They are pizza pies.
  19. Soygen

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Cool Ranch or Nacho?
  20. Soygen

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

  21. Soygen

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Jokes on you, I don't have a garage!!
  22. Soygen

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Seriously, Mrs G, the second you care what a single person on this forum thinks of you, you've lost.
  23. Soygen

    The Fast Food Thread

    But it is called a pizza pie, man! This isn't even some hipster shit. It's like...the normal word isn't it?
  24. Soygen

    The Fast Food Thread

    Stupid-taster I believe is the correct term.
  25. Soygen

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hemorrhoids?
  26. Soygen

    Bloodborne

    It's up there on my all time list for sure. I feel I robbed myself in the Dark Souls games, because I did a lot of co-op. I did everything solo in Bloodborne and it was ridiculously challenging for me(and it was my first souls game). It's one of only two games I platinum'd on PS4.
  27. Soygen

    Vasectomy Inc

    I hear stories that this affects the volume of your load. Is that true? I don't want weak loads.
  28. Soygen

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You disgust me.
  29. Soygen

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Pussy is easy to get. Ton Po's Mystical Pouch took me like 30 Plane of Time clears to get! That chick is waiting for Rallos Zek, at the very least.
  30. Soygen

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Whoa, man. My lizard brain is a decent size.
  31. Soygen

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What if you were already at your other chick's place?
  32. Soygen

    The Fast Food Thread

    That place is total dogshit compared to Elitza.
  33. Soygen

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I know. It's what I use when I can't get a shower in after the gym.
  34. Soygen

    The Fast Food Thread

    $30? Bruh, this isn't some shithole.
  35. Soygen

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I like the real tree smell. Everything else about it? Nah.
  36. Soygen

    The Fast Food Thread

    ^Kill yourself! I'm going to open a high-end pizza place called Elitza.
  37. Soygen

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You're never alone as long you have alcohol. Right, guys? Right?
  38. Soygen

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I got away easy this year. My gf bought a 6 foot fake tree, which turned out to be closer to 5'7". We usually get a real tree and with two cats that tree gets EVERYWHERE. I still find needles from old trees to this day.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    In Trump's America, that's the only cheese you'll be able to buy!
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I hate Christmas, so that fills me with joy.