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There are limits to how catty a dude can act, and Etoille is far past them.

Depends on the weapon caliber, but yeah, unless you have a lot of experience controlling automatic weapon fire, if you hold the trigger down your shots are gonna go all over the fucking place. Now granted, the sound of automatic weapon fire close up is some of the most intimidating shit in the...

Making people have to get up and piss in the middle of the movie.

I did have a Hydra! it was pretty funny doing it to wraiths.

Only for pussies. Sure, and that's a completely valid argument. Except tell me what changes to gun control would have successfully been made into law and still managed to keep guns out of this guys hands?

What doctor would do a reversible procedure on an adult without a mental incapacity? I imagine any doctor who doesn't want to get sued. If you're old enough to die for your country, throw your vote away in the presidential election, and drink alcohol, you're old enough to make decisions about...

Except the whole semi-auto vs burst/automatic fire distinction is arbitrary as fuck. Give me an M14 in a crowded mall and I guarantee you I'll be higher on the leaderboards than some chump blazing away with his MP5 or AK47 modded to fire full auto. Fuse touched on the real issue though. The...

I was in a match as Gangplank with the new Avarice blade and a Twisted Fate on my team. Hai2u 13 bonus gold on a Parrrley kill

Opens fire in a crowded mall and only kills two people? Must have been using a 360 controller instead of mouse and keyboard.

Blue Marlin. J/K That game fucking ruled!

Except Ragnarok/Illumina had its damage cut just like everything else when you equip the Master's Scroll, and the consume MP for an autocrit is disabled, and I'm pretty sure they can't even proc Flare or Holy. Valiant Knife works the same way as Atma, except its supposed to be when Locke's HPs...

The Scarecrow costume for that level was one of the funniest things in the game. I went through most of the game killing as few people as possible, but when I put on that Scarecrow outfit I couldn't get enough blood.

Yeah FF4 and FF6 did have some striking resemblances to bits of Star Wars, but that's probably mainly due to Star Wars being nothing but fantasy cliches. Yeah, except you had to break the fuck out of the game to get possess on Gogo. Doesn't it involve playing all the way through to the floating...

There are some loose implications that Gogo is Daryl. It's a real thin theory, but it got me in the habit of referring to Gogo as a female. The problem with FF9 was not that they tried to go back towards the older formula, the problem was that the game was just bland and shitty. Also...

The tactile telekinesis concept is not unique to Superman either, the first time I saw it was in Aberrant to explain why normal physics didn't apply when a character was using megastrength.

Yeah but she wouldn't be hitting near as hard. The main reason Gogo sucked ass was that she couldn't equip Espers, which meant she couldn't get level bonuses. FF6 mime was not nearly as strong as FF5 or FF7 mime.

Alternately, you could use Locke with Atma Weapon/Valiant Knife for 8 quad 9s a round, and not bother with shitty shitty Gogo.

I watched the evil ending on youtube and skipped most of it because it was just the most painfully stupid thing I could imagine. At least the good ending was consistent with the 'ridiculously predictable cliches' theme of the entire rest of the story.

If you picked the left ending, do yourself a favor and DONT youtube the right ending. If you picked the right ending, BURN IN HELL!!!

Yeah, I was pretty firmly in the 'Gau totally sucks' camp for the longest time, until I read a guide and found out what I was missing. I mean, I knew he had one or two solid rages, but I never knew the overpowered glory of Stray Cat, or the game breaking Nightshade. I mean it's sorta...

It's really cute how you deleted your post when you realized that you were a fucking moron. This is interesting, but the fact that he apparently didn't have the time/inclination to include the DS remake is disappointing, because I think the changes to the dialogue for the DS remake are...

I never said fan translations didn't exist, but people who track those down to play them are definitely the exception, not the rule. I'm willing to bet the majority of the Square fans on this forum have never played Seiken Densetsu 3, despite it being a fantastic game that gets recommended every...

Right because clearly everyone on the board played those before their PS1 releases. Oh wait thats right, FF3 never even came out on PS1, it wasn't available in America until the DS release in November of 2006. Piss off hipster.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=let+me+google+that+for+you http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen http://www.mydr.com.au/mens-health/v...sked-questions Man, that was har...difficult.

sounds like you need more HEAT rounds bro.

Says he prefers games where each character is different, says his favorite final fantasy was the first one where every character was the same.

Yeah, that was pre-nerf Inferno. Suck my dick, anything I said to people in the D3 forums was completely justified. My problem with Camerous is his sudden bullshit claim from out of nowhere that OH HEY I HAVE ASPERGERS TOO. There is no such thing as going and getting tested for Aspergers...

He's pretending to have a developmental disorder for attention. Fuck him and fuck you.

I guess the english language is hard for chicks, cause I said a clothed pic. Hurr durr reading is hard when you have boobs instead of brains. If I can break from my obnoxious troll persona for a moment, no, I don't think that's too young to be considering a vasectomy, especially when you...

So she successfully trolled you 50% of the time. Yeah, you're definitely above all this.

OMG A GIRL POSTED A CLOTHED PICTURE OF HER TITS ON THE INTERNETS!!! SHE IS OUR NEW MESSIAH LETS ALL WORSHIP HER!! HNNNNNNGGG I NEED A TOWEL

Well, Etoille is a catty bitch who can't let anything go, so clearly she should be exempt from the things she says people should do.

Warhammer wins. Story over.

The fact that THQ is publishing this guarantees that it's vaporware

This is such bullshit. You're so desperate for attention that you're now claiming to be an aspie? GTFO you fat sack of shit.

Since there was some danger of this derail in the ars editors thread, I thought I would divert the discussion over here in Rerolled's first ever Final Fantasy thread. That being said, every Final Fantasy that has come out since the Super Nintendo is garbage. I'm referring to the RPG line, so...

One thing they could do is bring the price of a champion back up to 975/6300 when they revamp him.

How about 10 fucking free days of unrestricted play, which is what anyone who isn't a fucking retard thinks of when you see '10 day free trial'

I'm not gonna go so far as to say post-SNES games are complete shit, but the SNES really was the golden age of consoles in many ways. I mean they still do great shit today, but there really was something magic about the Super Nintendo.

Yeah they just released a legendary nocturne skin and its not getting half the advertising blitz that pulsefire ez got, which is a shame cause it looks pretty badass.