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I figured someone would call me an SJW cuck for not pounding my subwoofer directly into my wife's ass, so I'll take it.

Time to exit the interwebs until Sunday night. If I can't watch it in full glorious surround sound and annoy my wife who is trying to fall asleep three floors up as the walls shake, no thank you, Mr. Torrent, sir.

Tywin: "One way or another you will get that girl pregnant." Tyrion: "I will not rape her." Tyrion Lannister, raging SJW.

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Man, whenever I freak out about my age and how fast I got here, I think back to last decade and realize I spent the vast majority of my free time during my 20s playing fucking Everquest. I then proceed to curse the day I decided to listen to my friends and pick up a copy at EB. Then I see a dumb...

Euron also got a lot of backstory in the books via Victarion, who isn't in the show at all. I think the writers had no idea how to properly flesh him out without going into the whole kingsmoot subplot so they just decided to give him the best lines and make him a crazed beast in battle.

I didn't care for the Dany/Jon bit at the beginning, but most of the rest was pretty good.

Jamie didn't believe Tyrion did it before. This isn't the book where Tyrion "admitted" to it to Jamie. Anyway, perfect way for Ollena to go out.

No protracted scene of Grey Worm teabagging Missandei with his phantom ballsack? Gay.

Whoever is writing some of this dialogue needs to be given a direct flight to the Cersei hell prison.

That makes sense, I must have been overthinking it. Her delivery didn't really mesh perfectly with that interpretation, but I'll take it.

It was probably discussed already, but what did Arya say to Nymeria at the end of that scene? That's not you? What was going on there? I was still too busy balling up the tissues from the forty minute Missandei lesbian session to make sense of it.

Other than Prison Tits, did they even have names?

Worst filler I've ever fapped to.

GRRM shot his load with Storm of Swords, which may be the best single modern fantasy novel in existence. I think he realized that himself, which is why he spent 97 years plopping out the next two kinda passable books and is taking a further 97 for the next one. It's all fan service, expensive...

Okay, I'll give them that one... It's time for a foreign invasion! Ugh, maximum rolley....HOLY FUCK.

Hotpie ate ALL the pies. Jesus.

There is nothing specific to unaired episodes in the thread title. If a teaser somehow contained the final 10 minutes of the final episode, Chuck would be completely within the rules in immediately linking seven dumb YouTube videos of irritating blue-haired internet dorks dissecting each frame.

I had attempted (and failed miserably) to rewatch the entire show before the beginning of season 7. I finally just finished up season 2. Despite being dramatically slimmed down from the book, the episode that covers the Battle of Blackwater is easily one of the best overall of the entire...

Yes, clearly there are no reasons for those two opinions to possibly exist concurrently.

Surely we've now hit the point where the people bitching about the people bitching are bitching more than the original bitchers. I don't think anyone here is bothered that he was in it. I think he's actually a good fit...he's an odd looking Brit with a unique voice that lends itself well to the...

I have no problem with a current, non-terrible pop star being given a cameo. It was just done oddly. When he turns to the camera and says "It's new!" with a subtle wink and a sparkle in his eye, for a moment it looked like an SNL parody of Game of Thrones rather than actual Game of Thrones.

I like him fine. It was just oddly done.

The Sheeran scene definitely took me out of the show for a moment. It wasn't simply because he was there and singing a song, it was that they put some weird digital lighting effect on him and had him look into the camera as he was trying to sell his new single. They were a second away from the...

Nah, they can't bring back The Hound and then not have Cleganebowl. At this point in guessing Arya has to find a way to dispatch The Mountain on her way to Cersie. She takes his face just in time for The Hound to make an appearance.

They stretched out the Dragonstone scene enough that by the end I was almost convinced that Stannis was going to be waiting behind the last door. Fuckers.

In the cell? Jorah. Lol at the circle of poo. Why was there an Ed Sheeran commercial in the middle of it.

Lamest bump ever... This recently showed up for free on Amazon, so I watched it. It was better than the first movie I guess, but still pretty bad. Krang was actually very well done beyond the fact that he's not in it much. If they make more of these movies, a competent writer could do good...

I've always watched after it's over so that I can hit up YouTube and just pick the games I want to see without the pre and post commentary. There are definitely a handful of interesting and insightful people that are actually great to listen to, but I guess the market has demanded the presence...

There was one year where if you signed up for a Nintendo Power subscription, they sent you a free copy of Dragon Warrior along with an exclusive strategy guide (six to eight weeks later). Oh, what a time to be a kid.

I've only tried Zelda in portable mode, but it plays great. Despite the large size it's light and comfortable to hold. I've gotten into bed expecting to putz around for a few minutes as I prefer the big TV and stereo, and found myself still playing two hours later.

I guess there's no question that I have an insurmountable backlog of games to play as I have absolutely zero desire to hack my Wii U. I already have the full NES and SNES library on a hacked Wii, which is all I really care about. Beyond the obvious fact that I could play Wii U games, is there...

For sure. Trump needs to hurry up and push through my tax cuts so I can keep making Hyrule great again.

That's weird, I definitely paid $60 not too long after it game out. I remember that because it was an absolute bitch to find and I had saved up exactly $60 to spend on it. It was nowhere to be found the week it released, and I "settled" on Final Fantasy II instead. I was happy I did, because a...

I've A/B'd both on my big screen and it's immediately noticeable that the Switch is sharper and smoother. It also holds its frame rate much better when you add additional players, as it should.

It looks like it's exactly the same minus the 3D and a little bit of heft.

I don't get all of the unbridled love for the 3D/2DS. Sure, they're fun little portables and its ancient game library is massive, but the screen is garbage. Like I said before, I have the latest 3DS (I also had the original version) and the Switch in portable mode is a fucking titanic...

Claiming that the 3DS is currently the best value may be mostly true at the present minute, but that statement isn't really useful. Of course its library is vast in comparison to the Switch's. It's had over six years to build up to its present level. The Switch hasn't even hit the two month mark...

The current lack of exclusives is certainly retarded, but I have no regrets about my purchase. Zelda on the Switch looks and plays much better on my big TV than the Wii U version did, and being able to simply undock it and continue to play away next to my wife on a screen with a better...

The amount of time it takes to never have sex.