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Eye contact = love. Be very careful.

It's like that old saying, "Skeet it, don't eat it"

I gave you a net back, if only because your perseverance in the face of adversity really touched me. Seeing that embedded video was a true triumph.

Bukakke.

Strokes vs Women.

I have coffee at Dunkin somewhat regularly. Their food is definitely shit, though.

Mmmm. The best kind of feces. I broke my low carb stint this weekend for some Chik-Fil-A. It's hard to beat them, as far as fast food goes. The chick at the counter also gave me a card that gives you a different free sandwich during certain weeks over the next couple months. So I guess I'll...

You're on your own. You can edit the post...HURRY!

Well...he looksreallydifferent!

Well it looks like everyone had a nice Labor Day weekend! Hi guys.

It's not just OEM systems. I built my gaming PC. I upgraded from 8.1, reformatted and installed fresh Win 10 and it automatically activated. Sounds like something went screwy, Eomer.

dirk, what's the recipe for the spicy tomatillo sauce?

Nothing better than a mouth full o' butt.

No, Mikey from the Life Cereal commercials told him, before he died from mixing Coca-Cola and Pop Rocks.

If you're ever brave enough to visit again, I'll show you around the less dangerous areas(no more than 2 head wounds per 100 sq yards).

Been dropped a few too many times maybe? Keeps randomly shutting off or rebooting. It's been a great phone, but after 3 years of abuse, it's time to replace it.

Yeah, you probably didn't walk to OVertown. It's not far, but it's not right by the Epic. Maybe you ran into some bums that like to hang out at Bayfront. I've drawn you a map. I hope it doesn't trigger any latent traumatic memories.

Noodle walks into Overtown, like the worst neighborhood in Miami. Fucking tourists.

We probably have them in south FL, but I've never researched or used them.

I ordered a new Moto X Pure to replace my struggling Nexus 4. It's shown order complete for 3 days now, but still hasn't shipped. Hoping it ships today!

I'm through episode 4 and really enjoying this. David Simon is quality, fo sho.

I'm a bread/pasta fiend, but I cut it every few months to maintain my girlish figure.

I've been cutting carbs for the last month and I ordered a 5 Guys burger with no bun(burger bowl, basically). It's just not the same...

Johnny Mack when he was first evicted, "Duurrr I'm gunning for Meg if I get back!" Dude...what?!

Yeah, it's like they're so happy to be on the show finally that they completely forget they need to play the game. The worst part is that Steve continually talks to himself all the right moves, but is too much of a pussy to make them when the time comes. Johnny Mack's greatest moves were...

Yeah, you have check the +gluten on your iPhone app when ordering.

It's clapping for lunatics.

God, what a terrible double eviction. So disappointed that James got the boot. New HOH is:

I cook fish with it almost every night and it's far easier and less messy than any other method; not to mention it cooks it perfectly with almost no interaction or paying attention. It can be very practical. It's basically 10 minutes of prep on Sunday and I have 5 seasoned fillets, vacuum sealed...

You can still do that. New cooking methods don't stop old ones from existing.

Wasn't the dude before Norm another SNL guy? The guy who does the funny Clinton impression.

Quantum Potato.

Retarded in its literal definition is the funniest version of it.

Say that to my face, faggot.

Yeah, I have two cats and an Asian girlfriend with long black hair. My house is mostly white tile. It's a nightmare keeping it clean looking.

That's an excellent find. Thank you, Picasso.

My shark drops the dirt right out of a bottom flap into the trash can. It's pretty easy to not get any dust anywhere.

We're going to need far more intensive therapy, Doc.

Agreed. I thought they sucked. I was really looking forward to them too.