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If you recall my story, the mozzarella stickswere the reasonhe was visibly excited.

I like you, Khane.

Some kind of crazy eye makeup it looks like...or the hood itself is painted.

Didn't re... FUCK!

That sounds like youshouldhate it.

Khane makes enough money that that's not even a great perk. How old is she, Khane?

Lets you hit it raw and loves you within two weeks. Do I hear wedding bells?

Corporate strategist for a mega-insurance company sounds like one of the more evil professions out there.

Basically, after you have already cheated, you come home and make your wife/husband dinner. While eating dinner, you casually inform them that "We're now in an open relationship. Just FYI. Please pass the mac n' cheese."

/ Look, you can always put more clothes on, if you're cold. Sorry...is that slut shaming?

Unbroken? I'm sure we've had at least a couple correct ones.

Just a nice dad helping his daughter get full coverage on a tan. Nothing weird about it all. It's not totally creepy or anything. I'm not turned on in the least.

I have to see her butthole before I can rule out how attractive she is.

I want the option to try and mate with the alien species. Procedurally generated STDs!

I don't think he was drunk, or at least that wasn't one of the charges. He was just driving super-fast, in a car that a young kid shouldn't own and ended up turning his best friend into a vegetable. EDIT: Just Google'd it, apparently he was over 0.02 alcohol while under-age, so I guess...

Uh, there's a ton of fat girls in the Sexy Curvy thread. That said, those photoshopped gamer chicks are most definitely not the body of an active person, which all of those characters are.

Yeah, I want to see what Nick is packin' too.

I dig the matte/no-chrome look. Cool looking bike. I would never ride a bike in south Florida, though. Maybe if I lived in the boonies, I would.

You guys are making this game sound better by the second!

I'd like to volunteer to perform the extractionandinsertion.

I'm still watching and reading all the spoilers from the live feeds on Reddit. Audrey was a big fucking baby once she knew she was going up.

I like that bulimia campaign. It's like, "Hey, stop puking all your food up. Overeat and avoid exercise instead!"

Hah. Excellent. As for the original post, I just hope this doesn't interfere with his case to bring Gawker down.

The Ancient lives by The Zelda Boss RuleT. He must be cheated on 3 times before checking paternity.

Yes. Yourwifemight even suck it.

Apply bacon around it, like that Little Caesar bacon deep dish pizza.

RIP a_skeleton_03

Ah, the old grilled cheezza.

Stop going to bars in the ghetto, Quaid.

Yes, let's compare mental illness to following the production of a game that is going to change not only the landscape of the MMO genre, but humanity itself; just as soon as it finds the asset that does all that on the Unity store.

I couldn't agree more. What a shit existence. Lumie needs to see a therapist, though. This isn't the kind of thing you just turn off or quit thinking about.

Someone messaged me Lumie's Facebook page some years ago. If he's a troll, he was also trolling his Facebook page as well. The level of dedication involved here is just too much for me to fathom it being anything other than genuine belief.

Finkle is Einhorn. Einhorn is Finkle!

No. He posted a link to another post Lumie made, on another forum.