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  1. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Whenever my parents tried to block me as a kid I found a way around it
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    Losing your Job

    Shit man I meant to get into that on the coding side. I had every intention and forgot about it until you just mentioned it.
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    Losing your Job

    oh man i would take you up so fast if I wasn't married haha im still considering it
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    Losing your Job

    Sorry I thought she was a 10 really. All I could clean up are the 3s
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    Losing your Job

    Dayum jozu if I'm ever single Im gonna go to the bar with you and clean up some 3s
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    "I want your donger in me thinger, jam it in and out at a really fast pace"
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My wife isn't good with dirty talk. She'd probably say vagina if I made her. Now , dirty talk about my dong are fairly top notch. Very explicit for such an unassuming woman.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I believe about 10% of what tiggles said. There's a truth In there somewhere
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My cousin is 36 and she never got her license. Makes her cuck of a husband drive her everywhere. She got into a minor fender bender when she was 12 (like a dented bumper) and is too scared to drive herself. It's... weird...
  10. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Re: Tank Balance Blizzard Class Design: Nighthold Tank Balance, Holy Paladin, Affliction Warlock, WW Monk I'm actually laughing out loud reading this. What I got from this is blizzard fucking loves druids.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's fine. It's not like it's out of the realm of possibility on a first date or anything g
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    No he's right, if the group is not 80% from the same server you can't use master loot
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sorry I've never said I smashed my face in terms of kissing. I legitimately thought the worst
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Something to consider is we're not some rando guild or some fly by night shitfest. We're established and have been around for awhile. I heavily favor quality members over competitive raiders - somewhere in the middle is perfect. I've wrestled for a long time with how to approach progression and...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Dude was he twirling to get the fire out
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    PEPSI AND CORN MASTER RACE
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What does face smashed mean? Did he fuck your face?
  18. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Anyone in defense do any side work or contracting? How do your companies feel about that?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No trolling in the grown up forum trollface
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    Desktop Computers

    That's a pretty niche market. Personally for me I'd go with the trusted brand for an extra hundred?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Every chick ive ever met is demanding. When society puts pussy on a pedastal that's what happens
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That the original one? I had the original and my mom tossed it....
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    You mean like when a rogue says he's unkillable then that bitch dies
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I love you Patch 7.2 is in the background downloader boys!!!!
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I understand. In my trial for mythic rosters I cut us down to 20 for progression and immediately we saw 'reserves' stop playing. It'll just be worse with mythic.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I actually like corn and sweet corn is my favorite. sry
  27. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    What are you, FUCKIN POOR???
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    It's ok. I'm a known complainer so people like to jump on what I say. I get ultra defensive now as a result