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Start the new job tomorrow. Gotta drive 2. 5 hours to orientation for 3 hours then 2.5 hours to report to my job site

People will defend that shitty battle system too. It was the laziest implementation possible.

My wife has tried that shaved leg thing because she's embarrassed and it's like listen babe, my dick don't give one solid fuck about your legs

False advertisement is serious

Wendy's burgers used to be bigger I feel

A plex server is the easiest thing ever. I never used it personally but I set it up for my wife so I could download TV series for her. If she could navigate and play her shows anyone can.

Do they even sell rust protection here? You just stop by a manual car wash every couple months and spray the undercarriage. Unless you're talking about prissy faggots from Cambridge..they can't do anything except look like metro sexually turds.

Really man, you think half pound burgers are standard?

That's great news

Collectors edition then keg?

We are your family too. May the gravy flow freely in heaven.

On the way out they had me review a resume and it was one of my coworkers from the old bios team at Emc. He doesn't even have a LinkedIn so I can't tell him to stay away.

Burger looks small next to the entire head of lettuce they put on it

you must be new here. Let me introduce myse... wait im your guild leader you already know me

We don't really know the extent of it. Here's a short summary of how fucked up she is.. She was a raging alcoholic. It went from funny ("haha mom fell down") to unfunny - walking in the street hammered, having seizures, multiple suicide attempts. It was during these suicide attempts we found...

Unfortunately for me, my mother told us that my dad was a piece of shit that cheated on her and potentially fathered other children. None of it was true and it took me into adulthood to figure it out. She also keeps trying to get back with him even though she's married. And she's addicted to...

For everyone that fails at 98% there's some dude out there rolling on a 2% mission success and winning

I looked it up and it happens to like everyone at places with commuter benefit cards. There are a few companies that will cut a check, but not mine. It almost feels like the company running the benefits set this up in a way where they would make money off people quitting their jobs.

sweet potatoes are great if you like to gargle on feces and used tampon juice

Tauren best race confirmed 1. Largest race, biggest dicks 2. Cows 3. /train emote 4. Can eat their own brother if they get hungry

jesus

I don't even get the mystic quest hate.. I enjoyed it

Last day at my job.. little burnt about my last check.. They deducted a full month's parking and train pass from it because I don't know why, and it's non-reversible. The card they gave me can only be used for mass transit and parking.. so I have a $600 card that's virtually useless. I suppose I...

/shrug, I enjoyed TBC heroics just fine myself. I came from a guild raiding Naxx though so I was used to being punched in the dick repeatedly... how about those gargoyle trash mobs

Kuriin I will go to Tokyo with you. Just no butt stuff until I am liquored up.

I am the illustrious guild leader of Fires of Heaven, you have 14 days to consider what you just said to me

Khane I'm dwn for that at 798. I ain't no fucking pussy ass bitch

Damn that's crazy. Looks like anyone can click these crystals when they pop but when someone clicks their 5th it gives them the mount and despawns all crystals for possibly a week.

What is this fraud you speak of?

It was killable but required tanks to wear spell hit chance rings so that taunt wouldn't get resisted. If it was resisted it was a wipe... Yes, taunt resisted.

This sounds exactly how Emc operates for every single product they out out. Getting replacement parts for customers often meant just replacing the server if it wasnt a FRU. As of my leaving fans were not FRU. Before I left they just switched ram to FRU... Backwards ass. You don't even want to...

If he said overtuned tight as fuck surely he would be meant 4H 1.0

Agreed. Tanking Heroic Shattered Halls at release (after I got my key... of course) was one of my greatest achievements. I think I was sweating by the end.

Funnilly enough my wife worked at a la-carte place and would let me order whatever the hell I wanted. She even made me ghost pepper wings and everyone got super pissed at the smell. She would make me KFC bowls if I asked and they were awesome. I feel like I'd need 2 from KFC..

I used to love the Garlic Chicken con Brocolli from olive garden but they got rid of it. I've tried a few recipes but they go very heavy on the cream and the sauce comes out weird. Instead of trying to mimic it - can anyone recommend a good creamy garlic sauce someone can make for chicken and...

Boston has a bit of that but definitely not as much. Probably because driving in Boston is fucking AIDS

I see I'm not the only one who's been "working" from home a lot.. tsk tsk.. at least I have an excuse, I quit tomorrow.

Me and Vorph are on the same page

You can always do dungeons with me. I'm quite possibly the slowest person in the guild because I've been adulting pretty hard. I'm also the most laid back guild leader and player you'll ever meet..