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You meant decapitated right? Gutsy call

Future Arsenal star Alexis knots it at one each! Marcelol!!!

Brazil doing all the pressing Chile did in their first 2 games. Impressive half so far from the hosts.

Just lodged the greatest bet I've ever made. 1st scorer and final score - Alexis Sanchez, Brazil win 2-1 +3900. Bet $100. Coooooome on.

My brother, booked 4 nights weekend of July 4 - you drunks enjoy SOE though! Tell Georgeson I said what up.

Rugby is indeed an excellent sport. Probably the best, hence my name. A violent game played by large gentlemen. Also @Chris, I happen to agree - basketball is the only game with a global appeal.

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Pffft, work. Only chumps work during the World Cup! WHAT A freaking achievement. Feeling preeeeeetty preeeeeetty preeeeeeeeeeeeetty good. Pretty good.

Starting to feel sick. Second half couldn't have started any worse

Howard has been pretty great this summer. Working our dicks off to keep Germany out and had a few decent breaks so far as well.

Getting pretty pumped for todays games. Muntari and KPB have been booted from the Ghana team for today boosts Portugals shot at a result, but still think Ghana are the better side even with Ghanas absences. Think USA is in for a tough time, and that front 3 of Germany will run riot. FUCKING COME...

James Dall ?@JamesDallESPN 1m Brendan writing Suarez's name on a bit of paper and putting it into an envelope right now. Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More

Deserved. Has nobody to blame but himself really - shame that he's probably pissed away his transfer chance to Barthelona though. Doubt LFC would budge on his price and I'm sure Barca isn't keen on paying full price for a guy that can't play until fucking November.

Would be great, but not entirely sold on chunky boy Harris at the PG. Still stoked about getting TChan back, was a beast and a fan favorite.

Portrait of a serial winner - Luis Suarez is soccer's most beautiful player I'm sure this has been posted/read by most already, but I found it absolutely excellent. Thompson is a great journalist.

Schneiderlin impressing with France - Ecuador had some chances the last 10 minutes but couldn't convert. Now that this crap is out of the way, we can prepare for the big one tomorrow. Not to be a Debbie downer, but I have a shit feeling about both our game, and Ghana/Portugal. Hope I'm wrong....

Ecuador is done. Why Manc gave Valencia a new contract I'll never know. He's turned into a pretty shit player.

Stop it. We need all the support we can get! That Valencia guy for Ecuador (the good one, not Antonio) just limped off. Shame, he's had a good World Cup.

Also, this: Hulk Hogan ?@HulkHogan 42m Watcha gonna do Germany when the USA runs wild all over YOU!!! Brother,USA Soccer,Lets Do It!!!!! HH Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More

You know its taking over when my old man (an ex college football player who thinks soccer is a game for pussies - even though I'd played all through d3 college....) texts me yesterday saying "You think its too late to catch a flight down to Recife?!" In seriousness. Ya old man, its too late...

I know I'm a pretty big noob at PAD, but finally got Hera Is for my Horus team. Got the 2 ice dragons as well. /FLEX

Fucks sake... This tournament has been unreal

NIGERIA LEVELS. Fuck me, what a tournament. 1-1 after 3 minutes!

Messsssi. That was quick!

Boy you weren't kidding. That was absolute class.

Greece are through for first time ever. Madness!!!!

WHAAAAAAAT. Crazy!! What a fucking flop!!!!

Welcome aboard Tucbro. Not sure what kind of steroids Gervinho has been on since leaving Arsenal, but he's been excellent this world cup. Great move by CIV. 15 min's left!

Greek defenders really solid so far. Game needs an Aurier 30 yard screamer

And back to the World Cup, I hope to fuck Greece don't make it through. What a boring, unimaginative side. Need CIV to score here.

Hahaha notBigSam ?@TheBig_Sam 27s Imagine Luis Suarez trying to bite Big Sam. His teeth crumble as they crack into pure Dudley-grazed muscle. Then he looks up. Then he dies Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More Deliberate leg breaks, flying kicks etc aren't condoned by anyone. Biting...

Huffington Post with the headline of the year so far: Chewy Luis And The Blues

Loving all this new tech at the World Cup. First goal line, now bite mark!

And Prandelli resigns.... Too proud to carry on after failing to get Italy out of that group. Woy wouldn't know pride if it ran up and bit him on the shoulder, so of course he has no issues staying on.

McDonald's Uruguay ? @McDonalds_Uy Follow Hola @luis16suarez, si te quedaste con hambre ven? a darle un mordisco a una BigMac 1:23 PM - 24 Jun 2014 Translation: Hello @luis16suarez, if you were hungry, come take a bite out of a Big Mac

Squawka Football ? @Squawka Follow Luis Suarez has never been on the losing team in a game in which he's bitten an opponent. (Ajax 0-0, Liverpool 2-2, Uruguay 1-0). #URU It's that god-damned English media

#cannibal is the #3 trend in the United States right now on twitter. Yep, we yanks love us some soccer haha.

What a cunt. Looks like he's forced Barca/RM's hand and he'll end up staying.

Yes, if they see he clearly bit him - he'll be banned at least a game I would imagine. What a fucking idiot.

Suarez just injured his tooth trying to fucking bite Chiellini!!!! This is the BEST WORLD CUP EVER FUCKING HELLLLLLL LOOOOOOOOOOL. Bite marks on his god damned shoulder!!!!!!