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Yes. You and Tanoomba have both made countless fucking claims about how different you guys speak on the forum.

I can't even do that with a straight face man. The guy is terrible and my boss knows it. It'd be one thing if he couldn't do the job, but he ties everyone up helping him so he drives us all down.

Heh work made it easy, they rescinded their counter offer. They think I won't be the only one leaving..

Fuck man. Fucking old guy Jesus christ. I pushed a pretty substantial change, which he knew, and then proceeded to do something fucking weird in git and got in a state where his local branches had this massive merge conflict. I tried to help him for like an hour but I only have so much...

Its aight I'm over it. Plus Erronius fought for my honor and he's getting a little suck job tonight if you catch my drift

I don't buy it. Conversation seems way too forced. I'm not allowed to touch you until I can prove it. And then we need tucos approval. I still feel like what I did was worth it

Dead from the shame of such a puny meal

9.5?!

Those pretzels are awesome. They also have a bacon cheddar one that I believe would also be a god tier crouton

for the love of christ please change that avatar

He just hit 6 months. He's got a Dr appointment tomorrow so we will see what the doctor says

I didn't get to bed until 3AM. fell asleep on the couch with the little guy on top of me, still whimpering when he fell asleep. Tylenol helped initially, but damn it was bad. He needs that first tooth to pop through for sure. I'm on 2 hours of sleep today and it sucks. Wife was at work...

It was bittersweet telling my boss, but he understood. Now he just stopped by to reopen it for a counter-offer... ugh.. I know the rule is to not accept it, I just kind of don't want to deal with it but I didn't want to be rude either.

Let me fix that: Nobody agreed with the banning of Tanoomba, Mire, and Marmac, hodj I was alone

we talking a Mire, Marmac, Tanoomba fist fight here? Or was it a fight where you just kept chain quoting them?

If you walk into a room do you walk out wet from all the pussy being thrown at you?

Mac it is then Fuck lenovo

Nobody agreed with the banning hodj I was alone

I'm not too worried about learning it - and the IDE I am pretty sure will be on a linux desktop if I had to guess. So I may not develop on it (or remote in).

Banning Tanoomba was in poor taste. He's back, by someone's modding. You guys asked for this, bask in his glory.

What if you worked for a company and they laid you off after being there for, say, 15 years. And some guy that just started kept his job? It goes both ways I think. There's no 'easy' way to lay people off. I mean I guess it could be good if you did like a poll in the office "Which shitlord...

As if I'd be buying my own peripherals. I ain't some pleb

jeez man that's crazy, glad you're ok

My lenovo is 'ok', it's a tiny 14" thing and I'm like 6'3" 225 pounds so it's ridiculous. Also the screen is shitty and the touch pad is absolutely terrible on it. On top of that, I have a serious distrust for Lenovo on a personal level. I figured if I used the laptop a lot, the screen...

So this is a little different, but I get to pick what laptop I want at my new job, with 4 options. Two are Lenovo Thinkpads which I've been using for the last 3 years and kind of hate. The other two are macs. I've never used a mac, but I'm jealous of the screens when I see my current...

Teething has hit the Noodle house fucking hard. Holy shit he is taking it bad

Yeah I figured, I just wanted to get my two cents in. In all honesty my care-o-meter was at like 0.01. I was mostly upset at not understanding the tex-mex skillet picture.

I don't find it creepy to jerk off to thoughts/pictures of your wife's friends. I find it creepy that you would post them online.

Me too VOrph, been waiting since that guy let it slip

Their buffalo chicken stuffed crust is incredible if you're into that sort of thing.

IRC? what is this, 1997? Should I go fire up ICQ?

I'm signing it tonight then giving my notice, I'm not even bothering to allow the company to give me a counter based on things I've heard. Also other reasons that are well known in international news

Just listening to the guy is like what you'd imagine listening to an ape run a meeting sounds like.

I don't go on my PC at home if I don't have to, and it's blocked at work so I usually just use the phone.

No, but thankfully I don't worry because my wife can't use the internet. Are you kidding? If my wife saw some of the shit I write on here..

Also if my wife found this place I would burn it to the ground. Every post would be a "." and you'd never hear from me ever again.

I just use the playstation app to buy stuff from the store. Fuck the fucking shitty ass fucking UI on the systems. The PS3 one is the worst, it runs at like 1 movement every 6 seconds

Old guy at work is really starting to get to me. Always stupid questions, sometimes repeats. The worst are the meetings. It doesn't matter what meeting we're in, the guy has to start talking. It's always bullshit too. He talks really loudly and fast too, and sort of 'bullies' people by...

You can't underestimate the stupidity of the computer illiterate. My father's home page was an asian with big tits website. When I fixed his computer he kept fumbling and claiming a virus set it up.. no dad.. it's ok.

I don't know man. I've got ~13k posts here, a whole bunch oh FOH (5000?) which included pictures of my erect penis, thoughts of sleeping with other women, insights into my wife's crazy, starting from our very first date all the way up until today almost 8 years later. Could be pretty high on...