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I've never done online dating but my brother-in-law just broke up with his girlfriend he found on match.com. After a year she wanted to buy a house with him, he told her he was definitely not ready and she broke it off on the spot. Bullet dodged.

They blocked a hallway at work today to do some painting. I couldn't buy a soda at the cafe unless I walked all the way around the building so I had to drink spring water that is free.

I believe the community for FPS games in general is one rung down on the IQ ladder anyways, so.. Also console players are usually another rung down.. Plus retarded expectations for this game.. We can keep going but basically the community is inside someone's anus at this point. Just...

Dude I spend my entire Christmas Day visiting family. I have my mothers house, my fathers house, her parents, and her grandparents house. We typically spend Christmas Day traveling between each and are out 10AM until 10PM. Some Christmases we haven't even opened each others gifts until after...

You get one for free if you pre-order.. and you can cancel it..

There are two things I've always wanted to try: Ramsay's risotto and his beef wellington. They both look oldschool as fuck, but he always has people on Hell's Kitchen making them. They have to be good.

He got his hair done like him and bought some bowling shirts too, getting a little pissy I think. It's not the same when you're driving around a minivan full of kids though

Sounds like a busted cap, it's a couple dollars and some solder to fix. You can usually visibly tell they're busted.

Probably something like this:Frequency-division multiplexing - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I download around 10MB/s wirelessly. Seems to be hit or miss with various routers.

His food might be expensive as fuck, but all you haters would be eating his free cheeseburgers all day

Usually I'll buy my wife a card and write something personal in it. Usually it's a card with a funny looking dog or something overly sexual on it. I think what I write is more important, but at $3-4 whatever. Her family drives me insane on Christmas. The first year we were dating (at that...

I don't understand how people can talk on the phone so long. 1-2 minutes is all you get from me.

I'd say 1 step above Five Guys. It was actually really good. The major issue was it was an on-deck outdoor restaurant. Mid-august in the area of Belize/Cozumel/Honduras.. so it was hot as fuck out. It also had a salad bar type thing, except with various toppings. I always just loaded up on the...

I usually don't support him.. but.. On our cruise ship there was the Guy Fieri burger bar, decorated to the rafters with street signs saying "Flavor Town" and the like. It was unlimited and free all you can eat. I ate so many goddamn motherfucking burgers that week. Probably only a step above...

Reading about how some of you spent like 30 hours in an alpha weekend is crazy.. I played for like 2 hours.

I know the theme of rerolled is frugality but I usually get my wife a gift on birthdays and anniversaries. Not sure what I'll do yet.

Ah, the ol' "LOL JUST KIDDING GUYS" response

Our house came fitted with RJ11. It also didn't have cable at all.. so..

I've only eaten at taco bell twice in my entire life.

Deathwing, I do want to do something nice. Just wondering what others did. We've been living together for 6 years too, so I'm not a super romantic dude anymore. I probably won't follow the old school style, I didn't know people still did that!

Everyone just been mis-pronouncing Tacochusetts as Taxachusetts. Got it all wrong.

It's something I've felt in the beginning. It's going to be short, I can almost guarantee that.

Listen bro, I live in the taco Mecca.. Massachusetts.

What did you guys do on your 1 year marriage anniversaries?

Khane terrible advice. She already knows he'll be there.

I fear he may have been fired permanently.. from life.. OP plz

seriously, get the fuck outta here with this weird-ass taco hipster movement. If I want a taco I go to taco bell and get one for 38 cents.

Fuckin gamestop-gate up in here. If any of you fucks trace my IP and hack into my work laptop imma fuck ya'll up. I know sockets n shit

Julian take all of your training to heart on this one. After one date you do not love her, and you aren't going hiking.

We all learned something valuable today. I'll take your advice.

This brings me to my next point kids: don't smoke crack.

Critical vulnerabilities in web-based password managers found

We use Foxconn here, the place that had all the worker suicides

There was a gamestop near me where this dude kept trying to sell my The Matrix Online and the strategy guide on every time I went there because he knew I liked MMOs. I appreciated that he knew what I liked (I was frequent, before Amazon), but everytime he talked to me he would fart and it...

I understand their necessity, truly. And I know the type of customer it works on: people like my mom. "Hey mom, what I want for Christmas is this game. If you do get it, when the guy at the counter asks if you want the strategy guide definitely say no." On Christmas when I open that much...

MTV. Pass. That's all I needed to read.

I laughed more at your penis

Olebass has 70 pound calves (each), I've seen his pics.

I heard terrible nightmares about Blighttown and remember some dude saying "follow the torches, they show where the ladders are" so I did just that. Looked to my left at the bottom and it was dark, to my right I could see land, so I went for land. One-shot or two-shot Quelaag and never looked...