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She jerks you off better than you do yourself?

Had KFC last night for the first time in probably 15 years. Fries were salty as all get out, but delicious. Chicken was same crap as always. Mac and cheese was also good.

I don't know man. He punched a goalie in the head. Don't care if he had gloves on, or if the goalie had a helmet on. He punched a goalie in the head. The smacked him in the head with a stick. That's just a lack of control of your own behaviour. That's just stupid behaviour, and he deserves to be...

I know it's not much of a sports car, but I do like the new Corvettes. You don't get much more bang for the buck.

I think this is a repost, but it's worth it.

This is poetry. I'm going to use it. My kids call me "Thunderbutt the Flatulent." It's a good title.