Search results

What if she forgot her phone and had to go back? Swatted.

What if she's backing in the driveway and runs over a little Timmy? Twist.

"Don't use the plastic silverware/drink bottled water, it's wasteful." "The dishwasher is always full. Why do you use so many dishes?"

I love this game. Also: I am fucking terrible at this game.

No. Yes.

So you're a woman?

My thoughts exactly.

Nice try Obama.

Speculation: My guess is he already had undiagnosed knee instability like a sprained ACL/PCL which led to additional stress on the other ligamentous structures and when he dropped back, foot planted and knee extended too far (hyperextended) due to an already weakened ACL/PCL and put too much...

It's a shitty situation and I imagine the mechanism was pretty ugly to see. See these more frequently with serious car accidents where the knee has collapsed under contact with the dashboard pushing the lower leg back while momentum pushes the body and upper leg forward. In this case I'm...

Re: Bridgewater Knee dislocation can result in a complete disruption in all of the ligamentous structures that stabilize the knee. This includes ACL, PCL, MCL and LCL as well as the medial and lateral menisci and the patellar/quad ligaments. Those are the bone to bone stabilizers. Further injury...

Like!

I was in that gd maze in CT and thought I knew my way well enough to get back to zone with a train in tow. Nope. Ended up dying with absolutely zero idea where my corpse was and worse, how I was going to get it back (not a lot of people in the zone in the early days). Call my buddy who was level...

No. Dumb.

Error. Panama is/was wonderful. I sexed a lot of women there and drinks were cheap. Probably the reason I sexed so many women.

Title: Well-Known Shylock, prs

Always loved this guy, especially liked the stuff he did with Richard Pryor, such a great coupling.

Now.

Asking legit, was there a bigger profile or more accomplished guild than FoH in EQ? I was never in a top tier guild and I wasn't on Veeshan but I still followed what FoH was doing. I know Afterlife and Triton but that's mostly because I heard about them here.

True dorks.

It's accurate because it's entirely factual.

You sir, are a gentleman! /salute

UO was pretty great, like EQ in so much it came out at the right time and place in my life and can never be replicated. The adrenaline rush I got the first time I went outside the safety of town and ran into a Dreadlord, heart fucking racing!

You motherfucker, I just posted these 5 posts above yours and my subsequent like went to you! You should be banned for life for this offense. And it's cookie dough. Who forgets cookie dough? You should probably commit seppuku.

Kendrick was a good dude. I remember being in Najena one night in early beta and the zone was empty except for Kendrick. I shouted for some help with a corpse and he grabbed it for me. We talked for a bit and I just kept asking him questions about how cool it must be to be level 30! You're...

I could not imagine losing a corpse, especially early in the game. I'm pretty sure that would have caused me to quit too. I remember people taking up donations for gear and plat fir people that lost their corpse to bugs. Was another reason EQ was great. Thinking on that, they were probably...

Pictures or it did not happen.

I believe the chain of events went something like this (based on my memory from 13-14 years ago): he gave everything to me and then had me give it to one of his alts, then he bounced over to Zebuxoruk during a free server split. I just don't remember anything coming from it and I was never even...

Had a buddy of mine on E'ci in a guild called Association of Adventurers, pretty big 2nd tier guild if I recall. One night early in the morning he gives me a /tell, "meet me at FP bank". Ok. I meet him there and he starts trading me phat lewts (Kunark era), fungi tunic, cof, runed bolster belt...

The Olympics is about banging other athlete hardbodies and that sweet sweet cash payoff. I won't cry if they did strip him of the medal, but I'm not sure I see how one has anything to do with the other. People already thought Lochte was a douchebag before this, this will just further cement his...

Who on this board has advocated shooting people for minor property crimes you fucking retard? And what qualifies as "so many people on this board"? Lochte and his crew are fucking idiots but you're even stupider for thinking people are getting gunned down in the streets for going pee pee.

Kirkland (Costco) has a two flavor pack that's brownie/cookie dough that might fit your needs. 21g protein for 190 calories, 1g sugar, not melty at all, dense and chewy, fills the belly and decently tasty. Fairly cheap as far as protein bars go.

See above but for extra difficulty points: Wife starts READING some none funny list from Buzzfeed about Top 10 Things Every Working Mother Deals With, "isn't that so true snortle?!" IDONTCARE!

How has this thread gone 24 hours? You mutherfuckers are slipping. Me: Reading, internetting, w/e in a room alone Wife: Enters and starts babbling about boring topic I don't care about Me: Look up and give cursory attention required before going back to what I was doing before she entered the...