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  1. lurkingdirk

    4Posterity - A repository for your favorite out-of-context FOH quotes

    You just barely beat me in quoting this.
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    Ossoi’s Diesel Lamentation, Insulin & Domination thread - a sub AMA or ODLIDTASAMA for short

    And yet so much healthier. We did burgers on the grill.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Home Improvement

    Chainsaws don't kick like that unless 1. you don't know what you're doing, or 2. you're sawing into wood that potentially has nails or similar in it.
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    Home Improvement

    I'm always wearing steel toed footwear when working outside, and if I'm using a chainsaw I wear safety glasses and hearing protection.
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    Home Improvement

    I drop start, too. But one saw I have has a really broad piece that's under the throttle hand, big enough to get my whole foot on. That combined with a hand on the grip is very controlled.
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    Home Improvement

    Seriously, if this is an ongoing problem just replace the saw with something that you know will start easily. I had a pressure washer that I had for a couple years, it didn't have a priming bulb and it was a total bitch to get started. Now that I've replaced it, I use it more, and it's awesome...
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    Home Improvement

    And a lot of people start it with the handle between their legs, I always put my foot on the rear of the chainsaw while it's on the ground. Get a solid pull that way.
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    Home Improvement

    Yeah. And the "safety experts" say the chain lock should be engaged, I find mine never start as easily if they are. I'm happy to be wrong about that, though.
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    Home Improvement

    Also try starting it with the throttle fully engaged. If you can't do it with your hand, pull a zip tie around the throttle. It'll clear a flooded carb almost immediately.
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    Home Improvement

    And you did mix your fuel to the proper ratio, right? Most Stihls are 50:1 I think, but you can google yours. Also make sure the chain lock isn't engaged.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    Homesteading and Hobby Farm/Ranch

    Yeah, I only have about 50 chickens at the moment, and I'm selling eggs for $3.50 a dozen. It's paying for feed and for upkeep of the facilities for them, but not much more. Not a lot of work, and I still have kids at home who make some money scooping shit and feeding birds and collecting eggs.
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    Boner Notification

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    Shit

    I mean, can you imagine her parents? "We paid for 10 years of piano lessons so you can sing about taking a shit?" lol
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    Shit

    This is even funnier because it's clear this girl has a lot of talents and this is how she chooses to use them.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    Telepathy in modern world

    Probably the truest thing you've ever said.
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    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    I'm okay with that.
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    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    I have no trouble understanding the language of the King James Bible. It's just not a good translation, and people who continue to use it for whatever reason are letting Christians everywhere down. Sorry you have to have antiquated language to try to make a point. It's a bad point, and there are...