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  1. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I liked the hands of the server at the take out window. Is that sufficient?
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    Home Improvement

    Spread it. Spread that shit.
  3. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    That's why you back-butter the tiles AND put the mortar on the wall. It allows you to get things really even.
  4. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I got McDonalds today. Buttermilk Crispy Chicken sandwich. Am I going to die now?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  8. lurkingdirk

    The Animated GIF Thread

  9. lurkingdirk

    The Animated GIF Thread

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  13. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I would absolutely agree with this. Someone was ultra paranoid about heat, and that explains the cement board. A layer of bricks over the subfloor will be fine.
  14. lurkingdirk

    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    That's a pretty big list, actually. Includes some things I wouldn't have thought of.
  15. lurkingdirk

    Kenny Rogers-RIP

    I hated most all of his music. However, he certainly influenced a lot of people. Being a professional musician and living until 81 might be some kind of record.
  16. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Report back on Costco. I was thinking of going there today for the shits and giggles.
  17. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Yeah, I refuse to use them, too. On the rare occasion when I go into a Starbucks and they correct me, I'll just shittalk to them. "I'd like a medium" "oh, you mean a <whateverthefuck> size?" "Is that between a large and a small?" "Yes." "Good, then yes. I'll have a medium." It drives them crazy.
  18. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Not only that, what if he has to make final selections yet, and doesn't feel comfortable doing so until he actually physically sees the product? Godspeed @BrutulTM
  19. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Yup. "Dead cow cooked right and put on a bun" is about right.
  20. lurkingdirk

    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    What the hell are you doing, man?
  21. lurkingdirk

    Interesting, Non Political News

    I just checked, Costco is $1.55 today, $2.05 for premium.
  22. lurkingdirk

    Interesting, Non Political News

    I paid 1.62 at Costco this week. Crazy.
  23. lurkingdirk

    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    I just saw this. Holy shit. You know the national guard is about to be mobilized in both places to enforce this.
  24. lurkingdirk

    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    CDC wants to stop all gatherings larger than 50, including restaurants and everything else. https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/community/large-events/mass-gatherings-ready-for-covid-19.html?fbclid=IwAR0tbQPXrtlih6j-1fxeeWviynKPNA52DWh1vqWE8zcsu0-9YpVt61Sg-vs
  25. lurkingdirk

    Getting Q With Elle Ron DushQ

    Is it me, or is tad getting more unhinged?
  26. lurkingdirk

    Getting Q With Elle Ron DushQ

    Also, your finger is too fat to be who you say you are.
  27. lurkingdirk

    Getting Q With Elle Ron DushQ

    You really need to clean your fingernails.
  28. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    All my kids are home. For at least two weeks. I forgot just how full our house feels when they are all home. And now I have two 19 year olds who have lived at college for half a year. Weird dynamics.
  29. lurkingdirk

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Biting your lower lip can be attractive and seductive, whereas biting your upper lip has the opposite effect.
  30. lurkingdirk

    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    A midget tranny with a machine gun. Honestly, that's a new one for me.
  31. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Why the hell would you want a pass through closet to your front door from a bedroom? I genuinely don't understand what benefit that would be. Visitors hanging their coats up would see your bedroom closet, and it would likely add drafts to the bedroom.
  32. lurkingdirk

    Getting Q With Elle Ron DushQ

    @tad10 you have not been right about a single thing, and you have a penis, so you can't be who you say you are. Maybe stop now and get some help?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics