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There has to be some "scare the customers" in it. If it were so hot it were not palatable by North Americans they would end up refunding too many dinners. I'm willing to bet they do it just hot enough so crackers like you and me can feel some satisfaction in eating it.

You heard him, people. Nominate him!

That is just fantastic.

I had a whole house full of that shit to pull out when I bought my current house. I had 6 friends come over, asked them to spend one hour pulling staples out of the floor, then I'd feed them unbelievably good bbq. You would be amazed how much the seven of us got done in an hour. virtually the...

Someone needs to nominate @Lightning Lord Rule

Nope. You just gotta do them one at a time. Sorry, buddy. It's shitty work, but you know when it's done. :)

First three accepted. The others might be accepted. Someone else needs to step up and nominate them...

Nominating @Lightning Lord Rule As if I need to state reasons. Actually I'm not, but he deserves it. As I host these fine proceedings I refrain from nominating or voting. I will only vote if a tie need be broken.

Get that shit out of here. I'll ask for a thread ban and your nominations will be invalid if you bring that shit in here. Edit: both of you.

So you're mentioning him, but not nominating him?

Nominations for FiresOfHeaven AssHat of the Year! Here we go, folks! The annual AssHat of the year award for the calendar year 2019 needs to be given out. Who will be the champion? Here are the rules for nominating: 1. Any ACTIVE member may be nominated. That includes regular members...

Not sarcastic. There is a great deal of artistic awareness in that image. It's fantastic.

That is such a fantastic picture. Holy crap. It's amazing.

Hockey has started up again, and it seems that the lessons of last year have had a lasting impact. Through three practices and one game my daughter has been treated with the utmost respect and collegiality by the guys. She's one of the team. It's so awesome to see. It's also awesome to see how...

Python Tits.

I mean at school. High school. You can't just walk out of class, you have to raise your hand and ask.

It is broke, and training her would likely pull her out of production for a year. Yeah, she'd be screwed for a while, but in the long run it would be fantastic. I could pull Christina Agulera quality vocals out of her if she'd let me train her. She'll have a short, limited career because she...

She has a huge mouth. That could work in your favour over all.

Several months into my first kids going to college now. It has been remarkable. There has been a lot of visiting, and a lot of facetiming, and a lot of talking. Fantastic things have been happening. Let me list some, just for those who are anticipating college coming up for your kids. 1. your...

Yeah, I know her, and have talked to her over and over about how she has to stop singing through her nose. I mean, sheesh, she has a powerful, beautiful voice, and she's forcing it off her hard pallet the entire time she's singing. What's remarkable is she doesn't do it while speaking, she has a...