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  1. lurkingdirk

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Did you know that when airline stewardesses fart as they are walking down the plane aisle they call it cropdusting? It's a real thing.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Yes, I thought it summed up the process nicely.
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    What did you just read?

    Half way into this, I love this author a lot, have read most of his stuff, but this one is hard slugging. Nothing happens. Edit: sorry, small picture, hard to see. Killing Commendatore by Haruki Murakami
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    2018-19 NHL Season Thread - Caps were not suck last year edition

    https://www.bardown.com/one-of-the-weirdest-moments-in-nhl-history-took-place-during-thursday-night-s-oilers-vs-jets-game-1.1372462?fbclid=IwAR3HcLwNRxdOADlZsLVxHxR6iR4CTimMi-iMbHg-eUP3Lwr72oJxOKDsU2k
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    College Football 2019 - 2020 Season

    Memphis starting the season 4-0. Surprised they beat Navy. Also, this is funny.
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    Blackface and Cocks

    Did you day-drink this morning or something?
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    When using a knife sharpener, you are, in fact, a knife sharpener.
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    College Football 2019 - 2020 Season

    Welp, this game is about to get ugly. So long, Notre Dame.
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    College Football 2019 - 2020 Season

    Notre Dame going to the locker room at half time with the lead. wOOt.
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    College Football 2019 - 2020 Season

    Except for their fucking penalties. What in the actual fuck, guys?
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    College Football 2019 - 2020 Season

    First quarter is pretty impressive for Notre Dame thus far. They've stopped the run game, and all their stats are currently higher than Georgia's. Let's hope they can keep it up.
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    College Football 2019 - 2020 Season

    I'm worried a lot about Notre Dame vs. Georgia. I know Georgia is going to win, I just want it to be a respectable showing.
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    College Football 2019 - 2020 Season

    Auburn is ahead 3 score, but they aren't really running away with it. Texas A&M isn't giving up, but they can't seem to produce on offense.
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    College Football 2019 - 2020 Season

    Fair point. Also, this is hilarious: https://www.southernthing.com/georgia-grocery-store-pulls-all-irish-spring-soap-ahead-of-bulldogs-vs-notre-dame-game-2640453883.html?fbclid=IwAR2c8-UnA4nJM1oG7PAj3cOwaM8P8BLrYHkTMul4hiItKm4HzJp9ygxIX8U
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    College Football 2019 - 2020 Season

    No way Michigan keeps its coach through this whole season. Their offensive line is just crap.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    When you use a knife sharpener, you become a knife sharpener.
  17. lurkingdirk

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    By using a lawnmower, you become a lawn mower.
  18. lurkingdirk

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    When parents are purchasing clothes for their children they're just customizing their character.
  19. lurkingdirk

    What did you just read?

    This was a really interesting narrative history of champagne. Pretty great!
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Someone needs to get a shirt with the logo on it, put it on a mannequin, and then film it falling in all sorts of elaborate ways.
  21. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2019 - 2020 Season

    Holy crap, how far a punt was that? That is amazing.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Yup, all profits go directly to the development or Pantheon. Profits happen after drugs are secured.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    What in the actual fuck is that they are frying?
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    They're out of drugs and mozzarella sticks. What option do they have?
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I am almost willing to spend the money just to get a souvenir. Almost.
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    Home Improvement

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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    obv.