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45 now. No granbabies.

Fuck you, man. Honestly, that was our secret.

Building your own isn't hard, and it's not expensive. On the other hand, getting a prebuilt one delivered and set up is even easier, and if something goes wrong, you can bitch at someone else to come and fix it. Really, there's no bad option here.

Whatever you say.

How in the hell was that a Boston power play? That's absolute bullshit, giving Boston another goal after the linesman keeps the puck onside for their first goal. Wow, guys. Outstanding.

Congrats Dad!

Exactly this.

Put in heated flooring in my master bath, along with a towel heater. Get out of bed on a freezing morning, step into the bathroom and instantly feel completely warm. Have the heated floor on a timer, so it gets warm before I get up. Sit on the can with warm feet, everything feels warm. Put the...

The planet is overpopulated. This might actually be an excellent solution both to transportation issues and overpopulation. The smart ones won't be the ones getting decapitated.

Worried about my teenagers now...

What the hell kind of place do you teach at?

And now I'm going to ban the neighbour kids forever. Nah, I hear what you're saying. And I trust my kids. But I don't trust other kids, and I'm not allowed to smack them.

We have some of the same shit happening here. The neighbour girls are interested in spending time in the tree house with my two youngest, 11 and 14 year old boys. They are three girls, 15, 13, and 10. We're monitoring the situation...

This reminds me a lot of my wife.

@AngryGerbil is speaking with a great deal of maturity and is being very open to all perspectives. I salute your discourse in this thread, and I think @Vanessa should reward you with tits.

Yup. Refs deciding it. Holy crap, game not decided on skill or what is right, but bullshit the refs decide. I guarantee Toronto is going to discipline after that shit. Edit: also, if Boston ends up winning, I'll likely mail a box of shit to them. Or perhaps I'll hire someone to throw it during...

He doesn't realize the stone isn't supposed to be eaten with the pizza.

Man, refs trying hard to decide this game already in the first period. Penalty that wasn't a penalty, and if it was, an embellishment penalty should also have been awarded. Well, Toronto got it right and called the goal back. Maybe there is hope.

Nah, just electricity.

I'm pulling hard for the Blue Jackets because I don't want to have to go to Boston for a stupid parade.

You guys ever get Costco pizza? It's pretty good. You can get a large cooked and ready to go for $10.

Yeah, but in the fall when I'm using my blower for hours at a time, a battery one just isn't going to cut it.

Possums are fine, they eat ticks, that makes me like them. But damn they are creepy looking. Jibblies. I've eaten squirrel, don't think I'd eat possum. I dunno, maybe it's just meat, but why? I don't need to.

I think BWW is one of the worst places to eat. Their food is pretty crap, the service is always slow, the prices aren't great, and nothing tastes awesome. Other than that, it's awesome.

Dude, I know what it is and how it behaves. It still gives me the jibblies. They're just plain creepy looking.

Oh man. Those things give me the jibblies.

I didn't see the game, what happened? Bishop get nailed?

I believe you mean what in the actual fuck?

Columbus keeping this shit going. Fantastic.

Ass or peach?

I got seriously winded playing soccer with my kids today. I'm not awesome, but I've always been able to keep up. One of my oldest is getting some money for college to play on their soccer team, but I've coached her for years. Obviously I'm better and faster, right? Turns out not so much. My...

Better selfie

Cracker Barrel is better. My syntax is bad.