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Dick transplant. Edit: Forgot a gif

C'mon, what guy hasn't been on his back when he jerked off and gotten some in his mouth? Only guys who haven't tried, that's who.

The correct answer is ... ask how old she is and put the picture in your pocket.

I've got a call in appointment with ted cruz and a couple more senators tomorrow. I'm going to go ahead and get the ball rolling to outlaw this shit before it becomes real.

Is she single? Got any pics?

We'll hear from him monday. Judge is off this weekend.

yeah this thread has pics of all the girls in his sig.

I'm not afraid to admit that I won't even consider watching a movie that's subtitled. Come up with dubbed versions, or GTFO, it's not a real film. Reading the subs takes me away from watching what's actually going on in the movie. Not that I'm against words on the bottom of the screen. I...

Lol'd at the condom. I guess He's planning to make a stew with that one later.

'Funny' is not something either of you really brings to the table. You know how they say, "Laugh and the world laughs with you ..." That's not always true. Sometimes you're laughing, and the world is laughing, and the world is still laughing at you. I don't know about keg, the only thing...

One of us doesn't understand how polls get made.

Yeah, isn't this at least the 2nd time they've been to the end of the universe?

How are people supposed to know there's a top gun 2? So the request goes triple when it's a movie you're making up. Thank you for your consideration. Szlia, I thank you for giving us your 4 star movies as a reference so we know to ignore your ratings completely. I believe everyone has a right...

Hmm, I detected and still detect no hint of a joke. So you're probably right. I will assume "Let it go" is a line either heimdahl or black panther used a lot in the comics and silently chuckle to myself.

I think it's acceptable to lie on the profile as long as you tell her the truth right after you get in her guts.

The girl I talked to on the phone didn't want a fight (she said she would lay there and pretend to be asleep until the orgasm), and i suspect it would have been the same way for the girl I dated. I think they just wanted to get fucked and be powerless to do anything about it. Thanks for your...

Don't think it was another kid playing tricks unless he was deformed. Anyone get a screen cap of when it started to remove the blanket right behind them?

If you're going to talk about other movies in a movie thread, have the decency to not use ambiguous fucking acronyms. Especially when you're talking about someone who has made more movies than any normal person could possibly remember. I rarely watch award shows, but I saw a Christian band...