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I'm sorry, who are you again?

Every time someone says something about a mother being a whore, I read it in Sean Connery's voice. I just can't help myself, it is my nature. In fact, I believe it is the nature of all people to do so.

These are good points. I tend to use 3/4 in pex in place of 1/2 inch copper, which is what I've done in this house. I know, it's more expensive, but I do like a healthy water flow. I've used CPVC, and it's fine, but to me (this is a stupid, but stuck in my head thing), that stuff feels...

Start with grilled pineapple. It's incredibly delicious, and very easy, though not many people do it, so she'll be stunned by your creativity. Also, I just had pesto and pasta - I harvested a lot of my basil yesterday and made fresh pesto, and that shit is easy to make, and dynamite. If...

Yup. Horrifying.

Dang, some serious upsets today. I freaking love college football.

Mama?

His mother now confirmed whore. Got it. Do you kiss your whore mother with that mouth?

Boston College beating USC would be so delicious, I would kiss Dumar on the mouth. He's so alpha, anyway.

It's stupid because it defies your neckbeard philosophy that you apply to every other woman. Inconsistency. It's what bad philosophies are all about.

So, to be clear, your mother isn't a whore. She was the type of woman who could keep her knees together, could stay in the kitchen, take care of the family, and do all the things women should do. She does not fit into your definition of the modern woman, and there is no chance she was banging...

lol Notre Dame. They'll likely win, but why is Purdue always such a hard game? sheesh

A for effort, but still a double standard. What would you say about men in the same situation? They're cuckolded. They got married early, so they didn't have the chance to play the field, and they're suckers. Your mom, fortunately, escapes the equation. She's awesome. Again, you're...

I have, so I can only assume you believe your mother is a cheating whore. Because you have the equation for every woman, and they are all the same. It must be hard to be as awesome as you.

Are you dodging the question? Used up whore, or not? She's over 30, so she meets your criteria. Edit: Also because she married young, she must have done a lot of cheating. You know, because women are whores.

Dumar, is your mother a used up whore? It's a valid question you are not answering.

Unfortunately, because theyyput up so many poits, and because they shut out their (cream puff) opponent, they'll likely move up in the rankings this week.

I'm curious as to why you're opposed to pex? I'm not a pro, but I've worked for home builders, and done a lot of plumbing, and I think pex is the poo. Especially in new construction. Not trying to be contrary, just wondering why you loathe it, and hoping to hear a pro opinion on this matter.

I assume your mother is over 30. Is she a used-up whore, too?

Jebus. Ohio State are a bunch of douchecanoes. We get it. You won. You should have. Stop putting up points, for the love of all that is holy.

Why not combine these activities?

This page has had me laughing a lot. Well done, gentlemen! I've never eaten a vegan burger with any kind of fruit sauce. Do I get to keep my hetero man card?

Red Pill bullshit drives me crazy. Almost as much as the certainty and smugness of those who are deluded enough to buy into it.

Just to point out the flaw that the others will jump on, you can hold pants in your hand. You can't hold love in your hand. Unless you call my dick love. You can hold that in your hand anytime.

Midtown? Try 'Leafage. They deliver, too.

Or do we?

^^That is hilarious. I hope he got ribbed in the locker room.

They all obviously want to have sex with you. Preferably in a Walmart parking lot.

This is now the stupidest thing I have read on ReRolled. Congratulations! Is it too early to have another AssHat of the year competition?

Shit, man. You work 10 hours only to disappoint her in less than 5 minutes?

Saw this. Made me crave it like crazy. Must procure cheese curd for the weekend.