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Cooking a steak depends entirely on the cut. How thick it is, how fatty, how much bone, and so forth. Follow the advice above, but you're not going to get it perfect the first time. It takes practice, but it's fun. And, two large pieces of advice - if you're going to err in one direction...

Careful. Might be a tranny.

She never looked better than in SpaceBalls.

Also acceptable if you're Albus Dumbledore.

Are you pregnant AND high?

My father sold cars for most of his professional life. He never once bought a new car. It's like throwing money away. Find a car that was previously a leased car - they take incredibly good care of them, and sell them for thousands less than a new car with lots of warranty left.

About 25 years ago my mother handed me a wad of cash and asked if I could find some pot for her sister, who was going through wicked awful chemo at the time. It was a strange moment. Then, 8 years ago, my mother got sick, and went through her own chemo, and cousins of mine brought her some...

Confirmed penis.

If that's the case, you might decide to pull out the gravel all together, and go for something like these: Turf and Grass Pavers Section I know you said funding is tight, but buy a dozen a month for then next few months, and watch how quickly they add up. That would give you a place to...

A couple options: 1. Pave your damned driveway, man! 2. before putting it back, dig a trench 2 foot deep trench the length of your driveway, put silt-sock covered o-pipe in, bury it with pea gravel. That should move the water more effectively, and not pull gravel down. It's best if you do...

There are doctors who say this. Stupid, ridiculous doctors who should be thrown out of a plane with this parachute.

You, sir, are in error. Here's the soundtrack:

Everyone is getting one!

Yep. Thought is required when operating a motor vehicle.

Yeah, I sometimes wonder how big chains can sell huge cuts of expensive meat so inexpensively. I know they get huge discounts because of volume and all, but still. I ate at a Granite City tonight. They craft their own beer, and it is decent. They also have 5$ growler refills on Monday...

Yeah, that's why I'm making it NEXT to the trees. I'm using the trees for stabilising the thing, but not building it in the tree, or around the tree. I figure in a bunch of years, when my kids are done with it, I can build a 10x14 shed on those posts. They'll be stable enough, and I can just...

The French Fry Pepperoni pizza, available at Sardos.

This is how far I got today. All support stuff is totally done, and about 1/2 hour left on the decking. Then, hoisting the house parts up onto it.

I am in the process of putting a tree house up, myself, and also wanted to do it on the inexpensive. Go on craigslist. There are a LOT of people who have tree houses and children who are grown. They want you to take the tree house away, no charge. I'm putting up a tree house that is actually...

I prefer Wesley Willis, myself.

Hahaha, man, I love that skit.

Florida State is taking Oklahoma State out for a ride. Second quarter was a little more even, but, dang. Florida State has really amazing speed and strength. I think the second half is going to be a massacre.

This parrot has ceased to be.

Notre Dame's offense looked pretty good - that quarterback is really a weapon! He can run it, and holy mother of god, he can throw it. Some seriously amazing plays. The defense is just terrible. It's going to be a hard year, methinks.