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Could go either way. Clothes fucked up, not buttoned properly, one shoe on one off. I think it's supposed to be a 50/50 and you're not going to know until she says specifically. If I just had an affair I'd clean myself up after leaving. If I was raped I would probably just gtfo as soon as I...

Only one shoe was off. And you ever fucked a freight train bro?

My friend and his wife had a kid and she'd breastfeed in public. There was like a moo-moo thing she'd just drape over her boobs and the baby and she'd literally just do it while she was eating dinner. Seemed pretty simple. TBH I don't give a fuck though. If they want to breastfeed wherever...

I like playing unranked because it's not just fucking house campers nonstop, but man. People do the dumbest shit. And often they pay for it. Sometimes it's not about winning, but making sure some one else doesn't win:

Regular cyclone doesn't clear better unless you're using some sort of explosion type prolif with Glad explosions or Hemo or Asenath's. The inpulsas makes out of range stuff die much easier that I don't have to worry about. Again it's the single target that's the problem so I may have to spend...

Here's me vs Shaper. I had to fucking fight Rigwald so I ate a death there and then ate a death to... something. Otherwise not that hard. Definitely would need Mathil levels of ability to do Uber Elder. I also plow through a T15 map and you can watch Legion do basically nothing to me.

Right my effectiveness of shock is something like +60%, but there's no slider so I just checked shock, as it will be shocked. So my DPS is lower than what it is, but I already said my DPS on single target is low. I've seen the ball lightning spreadsheet from the wiki as well. If you check...

Most lightning skills have a % chance to shock, then my chance to shock is modified heavily by the tree. The amount of skills going out it's constantly going to be shocked. Not for full duration, but it still gets shocked nonstop. That's why I don't use Elemental Focus in any of my abilities...

Inpulsa's basically nullifies Legions. Everything dies and nothing gets to hit you. You're dancing way too close to the cap for Mjolnir stats. Some of that stuff like your neck just won't exist. I got around this by using a Lethal pride which nets me basically 100 strength with no...

Well, at some point you're a fucking retard for wasting your own time. Spend time in line to order, line to pull up to window, then they tell you you'll need to wait 2-3 minutes? Okay. Unless you're one of these crusty old fucks who would rather demand a refund because they didn't have their...

I just wait the extra 2 minutes.

There you go. I thought about Lightning Warp except I think since I proc it on hit with melee range I'd just be zooping around in place basically. Might be bad for oh-shit type situations. Maraketh's aren't a problem. I have 6khp and fortify (I have 6500ish hp, but I have blood magic...

My power is currently out, but it fucks. Hard. I have 4 Mjolnirs and swap for single target a la old Poets Pens builds. Inpulsas blows legions to smithereens. I rely on a life gain on hit vit watchers eye as well, but with 14ish proj a second and 14 cyclone hits and ball lightning you're...

Having several ramp-ups like rage or blitz charges or whatever really makes invuln phases hurt. I'm currently DW Mjolnir Berserker and I NEED 50 rage and 20 Blitz charges to do decent DPS. All damage is tied to my APS and if they fall off it can be dicey getting them back up.

Like a beautiful gorey firework.

Been winning 4-6 games per day. Usually about 2 quickplay for warm-ups and dailys and then the rest in ranked. Almost Diamond, not that it really means anything. I don't care to climb that high where the Caustic/Watson camp meta will break my soul. My first (I think) double digit kill game...

Once you just accept all high-ranked is going to be Caustic camping and 3rd partying, the game can be fun again! It's just like accepting diarrhea with fast food. You take the good with the bad.

Man, don't sleep on Rally's/Checkers. That shit will get you fed for low money. I did their 2 for $5 deal the other day. Got a double bacon cheeseburger and a double spicy chicken. It's literally TWO of their bigass chicken filets on a sandwich for basically $2.50. It's fucking great...

I'm back on it. Is fun except for the 3000000 Caustics trap-spamming during battles.

56k armor and doesn't use Vaal Molten Shell. Sad. Perhaps he doesn't need to.

Both that guy and that restaurant are assholes. I laughed when he said it was expensive at around 20 dollars per meal.

Unholy Aura. Stack mana and int. Grats, you're good dps now.

When you break the monolith, there will be a glowy trail from the monolith top towards the general. It doesn't go the full distance, it's just about the length of the monolith.

That's pretty much it. Get a weapon with Fortify built in and win the game. Stack defense later on because DPS will be a non-issue but Legion pacts will nuke you.

Vaal Molten Shell (self-cast only) is very, very strong. 80% of armor as an absorb shield AND it is off cooldown with all the other guard skills (Steelskin, Immortal Call, and regular Molten Shell). So you just break a Legion, then head for the bigguns and pop VMS and win the game with your...

Warrior/SK/Enchanter/Cleric/Shaman

Yeah, a planned mini-patch they announced yesterday. Fixing some issues and adding progress icons for incubators (like gems that are about to level) so you can see when you're going to get an item pop.

So I went Cyclone Berserker. Pretty fucking stupid. Only 3/4 ascendencies as I'm 86 and missing one trial. With all my shit up (50 rage, Berserk, flasks) I'm at like 1.2 million shaper DPS. Incredibly ridiculous. I've stacked melee range on most items I can as well. Whirling through at...

Sad to see then Angry Whopper is gone. I had I think 3-4 while they lasted. Hopefully she'll be back in quicker than 4 years. I had to substitute with a Rodeo King which was pretty good, but I honestly think I like the BK style veggies on my burgers there. They have the Chick Parm shit now...

Prod camp? But it's a random spawn now. Why the fuck would some one try and charm gate? You literally just mow down every Sarnak and get a Chancelllor or wait for some one to kill him and have 2 prods drop and they just let you loot it.

Berserker. Cyclone. Empire's Grasp. Win.

Magic monsters now have 50% more life at level 1, up to 75% more life at level 68 and above. Rare monsters now have 33% more life at level 1, up to 100% more life at level 68 and above. They now grant 54% more experience. LOL. "Everyone does more damage now!.....but not really."

Cyclone just looks so fucking good. And now that's it's a channeling tag... jesus christ. Going to be big boi fast zerkers just cycloning entire screens faster than the speed of light. It's like it's melee Worb or something.

That site is pretty interesting, but holy fuck the prices. GOLDbelly indeed. I really wonder how well things reheat after the journey though.

All those spells were retarded. People cleared all content on low geared 4 linked Bane. Soulrend I don't know as much about, but fucking Worb/Bane/Brands were just overpowered as shit. Can do all content with 4 links and some moderate caster weapons. Bane and Worb basically cleared the...

Chik Fila is over priced, McChickens are the best budget item, Burger King's Spicy Crispy Chickens and Wendy's Spicy Chicken are basically the same thing now and I think BK wins with a better price point at 2 for $6 rather than fucking 2 for $10 or some shit.

Guild had classic era Best of the Best in Freeport arena for Kronos and bragging rights. Some REAL stinkers (warriors, clerics, paladins), a few pretty cool ones (bards at the end, wizard fight was EPIC, mage fight #2, monk fight). If you're interested you can just look for the info pic on the...

There is fancy pizza that definitely tastes better, but unless you're flying in fucking prosciutto from Italy every morning or some shit, the hike in price is just to gauge upper middle-class dummies. Like these fucking pizzas take 3 dollars to make, but you're charging $28+ for them? Fuck...

How triggered are you guys that that's a Rap song playing over the trailer?