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Actually with flasks damage per ball is 33800 average damage per ball. And according to the MS dps calculator online my DPS fully flasked/charged etc is about 3.2million...

Vanilla Ice cream is still great in root beer floats and purple cows (grape soda instead of root beer). You'll feel like you're 5 when you make it, but it's fucking great.

I have an MS Inquisitor that does something like 200k dmg per ball. I don't recall as it's been a month or so but I think I had like 13ish balls per attack and attacked around 13 times per second? Either way it was insane damage. Inquisitors are far more squishy than Juggs though and he got...

4ish Wins in Blackout after farming my diamond LMG. A few laffs: Don't use the 3x on snipers that aren't Paladin. Why? (yes first one misses, the next 3 should all be hits) It's called "Game Sense" (Also I deleted the designated seat buttons because they were my push-to-talk) And I...

I think the 2nd part will have all the characters. The Chekhov's Gun thing with Dee's eye itching I'm sure will come into play. Overall kind of a lame episode. I'm pretty sure they shot a lot of these episodes out of order/before Dennis came back and they're just trying to arrange them so...

I did Multiplayer for 4-5hours and got level 4 or 5 on black market. I was doing stupid Hades achievements too, so I wasn't even doing well. If I used a real weapon and farmed 3.0 KD every game for that long I might've gotten a few more BM levels. I am also going to prestige when I get...

MP's fun, but you're more or less locked into 5ish guns if you want to be tops. I've been doing Diamond LMG's and it's a fucking nightmare for some of the challenges because of how bad some guns are. Having a gun with .49 second TTK vs shit with .22 second TTK is painful. Especially when you...

Well A: Daredevil was dosed by MYSTERY NEEDLE DRUG (I guess weak poison/anesthetic?) so he wasn't completely all there. and B: The driver that takes him from the prison is the same driver he paid to stay, but when he wakes up the driver is completely different Still super stupid. Pretty sure...

Say something about tomato marmalade or some shit and we'll have you out of here on a fucking rail.

This is mostly true. I'll eat whatever ketchup. Rarely, RARELY have I ever had a "bad" ketchup. When I did it was some weird cheapo brand or oofy organic shit. It didn't have the sweet corn syrup taste that is probably in most of the good ones.

Patch today fixed the glider exploit. That's the word they used. Exploit.

I'd give it a 9/10. The first few episodes were just too much brooding and dialogue. Also Fisk being the 5-step ahead guy gets tedious, but I understand that's his character so I tolerated it.

Heinz is good, but I usually get:

What the fuck is that ketchup though.

He's using the operator Mod Mozu (all headshots are one-shot kill) and the Paladin (one shot kill if chest or higher) to show him just twitch shooting people. Almost any competent player can do the exact shit he just did. Except me, I got the Mozu operator mod and it fucking sucks for me. The...

Hoooly shit. Is 3.5 going to be the Ice Rework? FINALLY? ARCTIC BREATH I'M READY FOR YOU!

That new McD's breakfast sandwiches look fucking great. The problem I had with most of their breakfast stuff was it's too dry, but by upping the cheese/meat ratio it'll definitely help counter that. Throwing a hashbrown patty and some sort of breakfast sauce on one of those would be amazing...

That's an exploit. The wingsuit is supposed to only be activate above 6 stories. He's literally just abusing a weird exploit people found. We lost a game to a fucker with a shotgun wingsuitting around. It's just classless to use it. Nine bangs do need a tweak. You can't have people be...

Half way through and it's good and all, but I must not be at the 10/10 part. It's a little slow to start. Lotta brooding from everyone. I'll obviously finish the story out but hoping theirs a major ramp up coming. I'm assuming when Bullseye comes into play this will happen.

Some one please find me the slow-mo SUPER JUMP PUNCH as a gif. That sums up this movie for me. That gif plus a venom duo-dialogue text would be the perfect meme. "He's getting up Eddie, punch him." "Oh.. okay." "No wait.... Super punch him." *BYAAHHH* *THWACK*

Some fun things we've learned testing stuff this week: You can put a Trophy System INSIDE the helicopter. It will absorb 2 missiles IF you make sure to angle the opening of the chopper towards the missile. It will also FUCK YOU UP MAJORLY if some one inside the helicopter tries to fire a...

Fucking 6+ hour stint of blackout with one win. Then a multiplayer break and one two basically back to back. I actually highlighted the second one as we had 23 kills and had some fucking insane situations. But here's some fun stuff in under 60 second clips! Normal squad stuff 360 murder...

No wins today, but had some fun. Also ran into a legit hacker in Blackout: But some things went exactly to plans: And others didn't: Played a bunch of multiplayer and had like 10 games in a row where the enemy team had between 200 and 1000 ping. No fucking clue what was going on...

Yeah, but her gameplay sucks. This is just a different type of tiddy streamer.

So they partially broke Blackout and you can't always loot stuff from people you kill. Pretty fucking annoying seeing an SDM or Paladin or something and no one can loot it. Also, they added a "toggle" or "hold" on ALL healing items in your gameplay setting and for some FUCKING REASON it's set...

We have a place called "Metro Diner". It's closer to a real diner, but turned up to 11. So all the shit is monstrously huge and deep fried and shit. It's pretty fucking great. Also a national chain. I don't know that I'd call it a TRUE Diner though.

Re Dancing Duo: The stats are the inherent stats of the dervish itself. Ideally you want as high pdps on it as you can. Remember to get 6 sockets (not 6 linked) with all the right colors. Then most people corrupt it after that to try and get a good implicit. I think the "socketed lvl 10...

No, I can see that. Unfortunately.

FYI: Headshots only do 10% more damage than body shots. But they do bypass lvl 1/2 armor. So they're kinda eh. Also the Augr does 62 damage per shot on an unarmored target. Pure dogshit.

Yeah, I have Lithose ignored and I couldn't find the Infinity War thread unless it was the most recently replied to thread because he started it. Also lol, I have Lanx blocked. Wonder who else does.

I didn't understand half the shit being said in this thread. Then I realized it's because I blocked Lithose. Lulz. Who knew he'd shit up a thread about a comic book movie starring a woman. Oh wait, everyone. Everyone.

WELCOME TO HELL :)

So spent most of yesterday goofing. Pretty much if my squad gets a win or two we just fuck around the rest of the day. One thing I wanted to test was if Brawler let you lifesteal from your own team. Answer: Yes. Yes++++++++++. (me getting sniped in the head was just extra flavor) (I...

New BK tenders are decent if you get them with the two items for $6 deal. They're like very fried and crispy but have that nice blend of seasoning that reminds me of like sit down restaurant tenders when you were a kid. They fucking forgot my honey mustard sauce so I had to eat them dry...

Multiplayer latency is fucking terrible. 70 ping every game with Fiber. No way to get a better server. Meanwhile in Blackout I get 30-50 ping. And in Overwatch I get around 15ms. IT MAKE-A NO SENSE. The latency really only is noticeable in Multi as you'll fucking unload into a guys face...

He was super bummed for a long time because new streamers kept popping up like Shroud etc that would steal HIS viewership for games (H1Z1, PUBG, etc) and their sub counts was way higher than he even thought was possible. When he hit 28k he said he'll never hit it again, and he probably won't...

The bacon they use on the bacon McDoubles is the absolute worst. Hard as fuck and flavorless. I prefer regular McDoubles.

Man, there certainly is something about McDoubles. If I go a few weeks without having one the first one I eat is like the most zen fucking experience. Especially for such a cheap, greasy, and salty item. I love it.

PUBG is a fine game, if it worked. It doesn't. Most of the time. It's desync/hit reg are just fucked. Have been for probably a year. I like the pacing and fighting style more than COD, but COD actually works. The game works. That's all it takes. PUBG is definitely more tactical than...

Game runs very well, even on my shit CPU and moderate (970) gpu. Got a few wins. I literally cost us an easy win too, but I did it with great skill! Yeah. I killed him with the IMPACT of the grenade I threw. And also basketballs are lulzy. Overall super smooth so far. Hopefully they...