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Avengers 1 Cap was awful. Spiderman CGI patkour bullshit. Everyone else looked awesome. Avengers 2 Thor/Cap combo ruled. The weakest by far action wise was Iron Man, which I'm fine with.

I'm a fucking Colts fan and I never expected a suspension of Tom Brady. I thought they'd do some bullshit with the Pats like lose 7th round pick next year or fine them or something. Any punishment for me is golden, though.

Guys, remember the sports outlets (in Boston only) who claimed the Colts deflated the intercepted ball? Great times. Fuck Tom, Xevy

I drink somewhere between 12 and 15 hazelnut iced coffees from McD's a month. If they mix it right (70% chance) it's amazing. Especially for $2.17. If they mix it wrong its just cold coffee which I enjoy less, but still enjoy.

I think Peter Gregory and the new chick are similar, but I think they're also different. Gregory was a socially inept weirdo with out of the box genius ideas. She's just the standard autistic by-the-numbers person. I think she's probably more representative of Silicon Valley itself that Peter...

He literally became his character so he probably is a bit hard to work with... or he's DEEP fucking method acting.

Here's my hypothetical situation: Cap and IM fight, registration blah blah blah as cause, Cap about to kill IM and relents. Some one else kills IM. Cap surrenders and gives up. Passes shield on to Bucky. Cap is MIA or running SHIELD or whatever until Avengers 4 and he comes back and wrecks...

Motherfuckers beat us in the goddamn Super Bowl and I still respect them because that onside kick was ballsy as fuck. Also Payton had his legs broken like the next season, so Karma if Karma is real. Also, I hear Drew Brees went to one hell of a fine college...

You mean Grandma's Boy. Nerds fucking love Grandma's Boy, and this forum is riddled with 'em. Also Christina Ricci, AKA Wednesday Adams, has huge tas. So, I advise people DO search for her on teh googlez.

I was actually surprised how good of a Chevy impression he was doing. Usually he's the straight man who just gets constantly shit on and is super whiny about it. This makes him seem like Chevy in the originals where he gets shit on but just powers through it undeterred. I'm okay with it. I...

Poor Jags. They're in our divison and I always want to beat them, but that doesn't mean I want them to completely fail! MJD used to be our most feared opponent, but they're just... stagnant.

I ALMOST wouldn't be surprised if Iron Man dies this time around. With Vision and War Machine you basically have his combat and tech role filled. I'm sure Ant Man will be a wise cracking so and so as well as Dr. Strange by the time Avengers 4 comes around.

The song at the end of this latest episode is unbelievably awesome. I listened to 75% of it before I paid attention and realized what she was singing.

You don't use two chopsticks. You buy cheezy poofs and you spear them with one chopstick and eat them like a cheez-kabob. Xevron family secrets from the Vex Thal raiding days.

My father's the President of his company and for lunch he has Starkist tuna kits. Some of my friends are 40k a year salaried dinguses that go to lunch at places that cost like 30 bucks per person, because they're trying to live the white-collar life. "Judge not a man by the price of his...

Thor brought his hammer. Also this went from a "oh God, why?" to a "Oh... okay, yeah." Probably see it if it's a slow movie month.

I wonder if they'll kill Cap and let Bucky take the mantle. Sebastian Stan is signed on to do 9(!) Marvel movies. He's been in 2, he's confirmed for Civil War, and he had a flashback from Cap 1 in Avengers 2 (not sure if that counts). So I'm guessing Cap bites the dust. Maybe Martin...

I hope Tom Brady gets suspended for a full season and the Patriots go to the Super Bowl and win.

Haha, the texts are the best thing to come out of this by far. Like, I didn't care that much about them cheating in some minor way, I'm sure they were and probably are, as many teams probably are, but hoooo-boy are these texts worth it. "Fuck Tom". That's what I'm going to change my email...

Fuck Ygritte (best bod of all of them, plus she'd murder you in a marital spat), Marry Daenarys (she ate a horse heart, you know she'll do alllll the things you want), Kill Margaery (cute face, sure. Wonk tas though and her character would be plotting your castration and death the entire time)...

Some one on my Facebook wall had a marry/fuck/kill for Margaery, Ygritte, and Daenarys. (show ones)

I was wrong, Broman's group was like 2nd or 3rd or some shit. I watched them beat it the day of or day after Prime Guard did it.

They just need to make it John Wick with more quippy one liners before he headshots people. Boom. Done.

It's like when my friend leaves his apartment and we take naked photos of our friends posed all over his room using all his signed sports memorabilia.

I mean, he probably didn't give up his phone because he has nudes of his wife or of other chicks, or just random shit. I'd never give up my phone unless legally forced to and I don't really have shit on there except embarassing text messages and the funny type of nudes. Can't fault him for...

Column and Azeth both posting in same thread. So, is soccer any good or just for Eurogheys?

It's a brag on both as he would need significant acceleration to escape the pull that doomed others. He gets points if he was piloting it for being cocky as fuck and his ship gets points for actually being powerful enough to escape the pull. It's like Bo Jackson pulling his goddamn hip out of...

What if they made this like a True Detective series. Hamburglar is awakened and keeps robbing McDonald's. It's dropped on Mayor McCheese's desk and after his lackey the Fry Guys fail to stop him he has to send Grimace and a washed-up Ronald to stop him.

*adjusts glasses with fingers* Well, you see, the Kessel run took place between several strong gravitational bodies (black holes or stars, I don't remember), so to make it in a shorter distance must mean that the Falcon had incredible speed to negate those gravitational forces. Basically...

That's just pre-wearing it so the ball is less slick and more rough, so when mixed with water from the rain it's not sticky, but the surface is easier to grip. It doesn't 'grab back' like stickum would, it just helps prevent squeezing the ball out of your hand like a greased pig. It's legal to...

Professor Broman was one of the guys who world first beat Vault of Glass.

I feel like it's the duty of Amod to comb through the last 50 pages of this thread to find all the Deflate Gate bets made now! I don't remember any, but if there's a good chance of Patriot fans being banned/punished I'm all for double checking.

I think they left enough of Q and S's origin open-ended to later say they're inhumans if they wanted. Basically all they said was that they were using the gem and testing it on people. I think they purposely left that ambiguity so that they can either throw in Terrigen Mists or throw in papa...

Were Colts' Footballs Deflated? | Patriots Deflategate | SportsGrid Yeah, Kraft's talking out his ass. For TLDR they checked the Colts balls all at halftime and they were all fine.

Indy: Exonerated Patriots: ****

I didn't neg nobody. Dick was explaining himself and not going FULL Column or anything, so that's fine. It's just like saying KFC's chicken isn't that good because the salt and pepper packets you get aren't as good as your salt at home. If anyone talks shit about MacGruber I'll IP hax them...

Hey you're right! And that's why so many of us love it! Have you reviewed and spot-checked Dredd yet?

It's like how a bunch of white people now represent the Cherokee nation. My great great grandmother was a 6'4 African woman. I'm white as fuck, but will I pull the old 1/32nd black card sometimes? HELL YEAH!

Some women are now using the male approach to crazy siting. Back in the day you'd see a girl doused in make up and you'd go "she looks good but she's 100% obssesed with herself". It's coming to that point with men. Y'all 20 hour a week gym rats are giving off that vibe. The DadBod thing is...

Civil War, eh? So some sort of legal guy for Captain to talk to or something? Like Cap's version of a Pepper Pots. But obviously sexier.