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Hey, she was just guiding that penis to where it belonged.

He must be really fucking good at it. I voted for him in previous rounds out of respect for his game. But this the first true asshat he's faced who's posts I read.

@Araysar Araysar vs. Ambiturner - A russian and a welcher. But I repeat myself. pharmakos vs. @Foler Foler - Pharma doesn't have folebroh's dedication. Besides, Foler is broke and could really use the cash prize from winning this thing. Mr. Sox vs. @Kirun Kirun - I don't play in whatever...

It's too bad the finals can't be foler vs his alt eraser. Then dirk could just call the whole thing off for the year and not post the final voting thread. There could be consolation prize for the second place winner. Like maybe an avatar of putin getting buttfucked by Muhammed.

Was omegle before chateurbate?

That's an even faker personality. As a guild leader you have to suppress a lot of urges to tell people what you really think. You have to pretend to be objective and to care about mentally unstable dipshits.

Maybe the combination will bring out both of your best qualities instead of all of the worst. Do either of you have any good qualities?

I was thinking along the lines of Kelley Kapowski, but I looked her up and her chin is pointier. Audrey is much closer.

Bro, do you even science? Baldness genes are carried on the Y chromosome. Your mom's dad is the best indicator.

Even his mom is looking good and that's right after giving birth. Gram gram reminds me of an actress. I just can't remember who.

99% of the board hates you. It's safe to say that both of them 'have something against you' I never read those threads. Is he captain super spreader because he was attending super spreader events, or because he was bitching about them? Or maybe he attended them while also bitching about them?

@Araysar Araysar vs. Lightning Lord Rule - Welching ruskie. I guess thats redundant. Ambiturner vs. @Lanx Lanx - fake asian. Cultural appropriation of that magnitude is asshaty. @pharmakos Pharmakos vs. Boozecube - Cant think of anything booze has ever said that bothered me. Tuco vs...

or a new name for clap and gonorrhea.

Now just a dern minute there mister. That's quite the allegation you're making. Can you point out examples of his 10 most cuntfacy posts?

I'm not sure if you're doubting that Tarrant did a good job as amod on this version of the site. For some evidence, check out the campaign threads for his second and third terms. There is more direct evidence but it's harder to find and I'm doing this PR work pro bono...

He hasn't posted this year. But I'm sure he will be nominated when we do the all time asshat contest.

Check tarrant's medals bro. He's had 3 stints on this version of the site and is actually considered to be one of the best amods we've had. Turns out that everything he did on rerolled that people had a problem with was because of draegan. Do you see him at the meetings?

Holy shit, is this a current picture of her? The caption on the video is calling her alissa mccommons, but the name in the article is Melissa Marie Curtis. Is the video about a completely different case? Note I didn't listen to the video. They say she was 22 when she did the abuse and is...

He seems to have really thin skin.

Mechanics I know all love fords. Especially the diesels. Ford's put food on their tables. When a dodge diesel rolls in, he probably just needs an oil change. When a Ford Diesel comes in, that's gunna be a good Christmas. Is your dad a professional/commercial mechanic or is it more of a...

And I answered you in a non name calling way. You're nominated because you're an asshat. Maybe you just don't understand what an asshat is. You seem to think it's 'child-tier name calling' when it is, in fact, a word with a generally agreed upon definition.

Does @Bodhy even know this thread exists?

You forgot to underline your vote. You can still edit it before he does the count.

Haven't heard of that. But I know they will lie on the report to avoid them too. Take it in for a clicking sound while driving down the road. They can't find a problem but they change your oil, so the oil change gets recorded as the reason you came in instead of the actual complaint. If...

I don't care who wants to win it or who's pretending to want to win it. I'm just voting for the bigger asshat. Araysar vs. Dicktrickle - Bet welcher and extremely easy to troll. It's not even fun anymore. Lightning Lord Rue vs. frenzied wombat - He gives off some real small dick energy...

Bro, one's a fed, the other is a cop. Which one are you calling a pig? When you start the charity up, I have some old socks I will donate. They're kinda stiff but that should make them easier for him to put on.

nope. he's posting in the nominations thread.

Oh yeah. That's simple. It's because you're an asshat. Keep in mind, being nominated for asshat of the year doesn't mean you are the asshat of the year. Just that you are an asshat and deserve to be in the running. I just wanted to make sure you weren't hung up on the 'of the year' part. I...

Slowbro, you just make me want to troll you flat earth shit too.

So what will you do first? Make the dealership fix that fuckup, or get the transmission fixed?

Wait till later. That way there's a chance you will die and we won't have to hear about it.

I feel like this one is more about debunking the moon landing than the ball earth theory.