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This is how you know shit's fucked up right now. I had a store bought, handheld chainsaw mill I bought last winter before I found the plans for mine. It takes up a lot of space, so I took it out to get rid of it. And then, I'm looking at it, and I go "well shit, this is good hardware and parts...

Sucks to be him, I pound nails like lightning. Never strike the same place twice!

I apparently fucked up by ordering more shit from him - solo scenarios and Envelope X. Supposedly only people who ordered the base game only are getting it this early. It's almost like this fucking faggot is encouraging you not to buy his shit.

Nah, the conversation in the car was around some KitchenAid bullshit that was $129. My kid got it, but she said was she was shopping that the basic homeowner one had shit reviews, so she upgraded it. This particular one was about $1000. Unfortunately, she got kinda salty because my 96 year old...

Dude, the manual is the most delightful amount of Engrish ever. It is completely fucking indecipherable. I especially enjoy "When the gas leak occurs...." WHEN?!?!?!

In the spirit of Boozecube's food derails.... I was driving back from the state fair with my kids, stuffed to the gills full of corn dogs and mini donuts, and I joked "let's go to dairy queen and get a blizzard!" Then we started talking about how it'd be great if we didn't have to go to DQ to...

Due to my location, I've never had more than 5-7 kids in the 13 years I've lived here. This year, I decided to advertise a little more and quadrupled my turn out. Was really hoping to get ahold of a 12' skeleton or 3 so I could build the Qeynos ruins in my front yard, but it's a start.

Goddamn, Tuomas is just turning that band into a bunch of jacked metalheads who wrestle bears or some shit.

Won't change your life in the slightest.

I literally didn't have a choice. I had water coming into the basement via the ceiling. I knew there was a problem somewhere but couldn't see it, and water is funny. After stripping off the siding it was obvious where the problem was, and I knew I was in over my head. I've never done windows...