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Yeah, I'm not into that gay shit. Oops, I mean, thanks

Thanks My usual reply

"Thank you for your service." Does anyone really give a shit? I was wearing a t-shirt given to me as a gift, it says Navy. I wouldn't buy it for myself. Some rando asked if I was in the Navy. Yes, was my reply. Then it comes, "tyfys". He goes on to say that he was in the Marines. I couldn't care...

Seriously? And ruin the taste and aroma Pic related...

He was like a box of chocolates. Sweet delicious chocolates...

I miss Foler.

If you get jerked off from someone using a puppet, is it considered a handjob, or a blowjob?

Where's @Bubbles and his "list" when we need it? These are not beauties. Edit: forgot what thread I was in.

I have 25,000 Latinum. Will that get me in?

Seriously? I'm too much of a cheapskate for that.

How does one gain access to the Politics thread?

I don't understand the barf reactions. Are you guys gay? A woman's pussy should have hair. I know that we've had this discussion. The hair is part of the chemistry of the genitalia. Shaving it alters that, and not for the better. Shaved pussies are more acrid in flavor and aroma. The hair is a...

Don't forget, they had this... @Izo

All in working order... Random for the random thread

Also, a difference between real and that fake bullshit

You leave @Bubbles alone. He hasn't done anything to deserve a ban. Sure, he posts greasy, fake-everything hags ad nauseum, but at least he posts. He does stick true to the theme of the thread.

You gotta finish the story. Did you wash it off and slide it back on the heat to sanitize it, or did you just eat it straight from the floor?

Gloves won't matter when they do everything with the gloves and don't change them out. Even with gloves, washing your hands is still very much necessary

Don't listen to them @lurker. I love obeying the rules of the road when it pisses people off. I love to piss people off, deserving/undeserving makes no difference to me. Yes, I am an asshole.

Strike a nerve?

Wrong thread, please move to the You Know You're Getting Old thread.

Don't forget about needing bail for DUI. "Some" of y'all definitely fall into that demographic.

I love bush!

Come on, man. It's never a tranny.

Yeah, I really don't care. I don't pronounce it with the J sound anyway.

Fuck, GIF thread, sorry

Dang, I was trolling

That is, is pretty stupid.

*what's FTFY

*It's FTFY

*wouldn't FTFY

*didn't FTFY

Spoiler that shit. Gore