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Fuck, I don't have any apps on my phone. Everything is through the website like a neanderthal.

All I use is my phone.

*pastime

Tits not too big, bush just right. I suppose that most of you faggots grew up licking your sister's Barbie dolls. Or Ken's ass...

You're right, my apologies. I totally forgot which thread I was in.

What's the fascination with big tits? I've been with big tit girls, small, and in between. Big ones are often not nice looking and add nothing to the aesthetic of the woman. Many are just plain gross.

Nice load

Fuck me. Are they all dead?

Dey wuz gud boyz

While I agree with you about abortionists and tranny doctors, breasts that are too large can cause serious health complications.

Sometimes I forget to pee when I poop.

Can't disagree with that logic. But... the human body is kind of a heater.

Wouldn't that be Medium Rare? Warm red center...

Memories? I have several of those pieces. Pic not related

Are the Foo Fighters still on the job? Because I am still experiencing a lot of Foos in this world.

Somehow, I get a strange feeling that these guys are getting off on all of the attention. They're sitting at their computers jacking off reading y'alls' comments. Stop simping!

Irish Car Bombs with the family on St. Paddy's day... Sláinte

Not if you do one of them completely wrong...

Wtf! Even when prices were at their worst, (I'm old, 3-4 years ago, not sure exactly) we didn't hit $5/gal. Holy crap!

$2.19 here in Texas...

@Borzak

She knows that a man's heart is through his stomach.

Going down, it's long, hard, black, and full of seamen I served 88-92 on a sub out of Pearl, not this one

Nipple? Up to 25 mm? That's almost an inch. Fuck that. I can't imagine that this includes areola. Pic not related

Pics, or it didn't happen

How did the manatee even get into a bikini?

Turn the Page, Metallica version is A+

And, a lot of 15 year old boys wouldn't say a damn word about it. Sometimes, it's their bragging that gets her caught. Trust me, my 15yo self would have been happy for the pussy.

Nice, thanks y'all

On the topic of water heaters, is anyone familiar with the tankless ones? I've been considering going that route. Does anyone have any advice or warnings? Yes, I realize that this is the jimmies rustled thread. If you don't like it, consider yourself rustled. TYIA

Yeah, whatever the material, it's aggravating. My whole towel collection is from various hotels. Even the higher end hotels don't fuck around with the "ultra-luxurious" bullshit towels. If they do, I don't lower myself to abscond with it.

No, just the ones that are like a velour, smooth, silky, just seem to glide over your skin. New ones are like that sometimes. I like the rough scratchy hotel towels. It feels like you've been scrubbed when you're done. I was visiting family, they have those slippery ones. It feels like drying...

Soft, slick towels