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What kind of sick bitch takes the ice cube trays from the freezer?

Next time, drink before you ring.

I love eating pussy, too. Does that help? I don't care for faggots or faggot sex, just sucking the cock.

Nah, fam. I just like to suck dick.

Pics or gtfo

It's a start...

If they come with prepaid envelopes, stuff them with trash and send them back. Put in some small heavy pieces of metal, or whatever, to increase the postage.

Where is the great Fedor. I truly, truly miss his excellent posts.

Dang it, I was hoping for NUT butter. Sad face...

Ok, double lines means that they can start making orders faster, instead of one at a time. Some items don't get cooked until you order it. The frozen fish filet at Mcd's take a while to cook. My rustle is the"please pull forward". No, I'll wait here. They do that so that their drive through...

I'm disappointed. I was expecting to see some logs. Where are the logs?

I read a meme and assumed it means that you get all worked up about the next day being Monday, and you have to go back. Dread built up on the day you should be enjoying...

Not be a faggot ass whiny little bitch. Fuck, get your dick licking ass out of bed on Monday and go to work. Sunday scaries? WTF? What kind of bullshit is this? You have a day off and you're going to be rolled up in the fetal position crying like a little bitch because you actually have a job to...

Holy fuckin' WOW. I thought that you all had reached the apex of assheadedness, but here we are. It's a simple definition. Just because the bread is still joined doesn't mean that it doesn't meet the criteria. Fuck!!

A bunch of whining ass pussy getting "rustled". What kind of faggot shit is this?

...a fucking picture, of something, anything FFS.

I would love to practice my deepthroating technique daily, but I just can't find the time or someone to practice with.

What's the difference between a rooster and a faggot? The rooster says cock-a-doodle-do, and the faggot says, Any cock'll do. Hahaha, that's funny!

Thanks for asking. Life's good. But, no cock lately, she would most certainly not approve.

No, I don't get a chance to suck cock often. I'm too afraid of catching a disease. Condoms aren't quite what I want when blowing someone. And yes, I fantasize about showing and/or sharing a blowjob with the wife probably daily. It's most of my masturbation fantasies. I got hard just now thinking...

I can live with that. I enjoy sucking dick, so there's no argument.

I told my wife early on in our relationship that if I could suck my own dick, we'd never have met. Of course she doesn't know that I actually like to suck cock.

A hard dick isn't fleshy. Some people, myself included love the feeling of having a nice warm cock in your mouth very enjoyable. I also love the eruption and taste of the salty-sweet jizz coating my mouth and tongue.

I agree, sucking your own dick wouldn't be any less gay than having any cock in your mouth. Some friends had the conversation about sucking your own dick, it's gay/it's not gay, whatever. Then the convo went beyond, would you come in your own mouth, would you then spit or swallow? It's already...

Don't really favor a veiny cock, I like the imagery of subtle veins. Tasty thickness is good too. I have had a couple of encounters in some seedy places, but prefer to know who I blow.

Speaking of dick sucking... The gayest experience I had was sucking off two guys in the park. Many years ago... I mean, I realize having a cock in your mouth is gay by any definition, but blowing a couple of strangers at the same time is on such another level.

Nah, fam. I'm not about the spotlight, but I appreciate the sentiment.

I agree, boring as fuck. It's not cute, it's not sexy, just sad.

That would be a good way to get their missing protein that only animal products can supply.

Just a little fun among "friends", thanks for joining. You can thank @Izo for starting it. I know that I appreciate the good times.

I kind of get off on that fantasy. But, you're right, it wouldn't really be forced.

I don't have to have anything with the girl. We can suck him together, she can watch me suck him. I would be willing to take it in the ass, but that is not the preferred action. The best would be me sucking his dick while he ate her pussy. I could watch and blow at the same time. I gave my self...

I'd really like that, but I don't want any man to man butt stuff.

I love looking a beautiful naked women, their smell, their taste, the way they feel(inside and out). I do not find men the least bit attractive. I just happen to like sucking a cock every now and then.

It doesn't really matter what color it is. I would just like any cock that I can suck on a regular basis. Preferably a married guy who just wants a regular blowjob, who is otherwise monogamous.

Don't mind? I dream of finding a nice black cock that I can suck on the sly regularly, but without having to worry about the negative consequences.

That's why it's so long between blowjobs.

Rarely, almost never

Yeah, I don't think it will produce the same effect. I'll wait until I find an acceptable cock meeting the requisite list.

What is that? If the cock isn't in my mouth, then I might as well suck a dildo. I like the feel, the taste of the cock. I love the sensation of the blast of sweet sticky cum when I suck him to ecstasy.