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Imagine using summons to hold aggro. Just imagine.

Thanks, one day I'll be Tiche tier

@Hateyou Does this count since he keeps all the agro?

Fucking Cramer

WMT down 11% after decrease in profits. TGT: Hold my beer

Ouch, guess he'll have to wait until next year to upgrade his yacht

I had no problem keeping agro on yo mama last night

Up to 90 bosses dead in my ashless all boss run motherfucker!

Yeah, I switched from Lhutel to Kristoff because of this

But that requires "effort" to get man!

I'll always pimp for my boy Kristoff. Bro is tanky as fuck and really the most important part of ashes in solo play is just helping pull agro from time to time. Even on the toughest fights he'll usually last to the very end at like 10-20% health.

Rivers ashes of war can't be changed, so he probably meant he rarely used weapon skills until he used rivers

They went from NY to WV, their accent will give them away at "hello"

Nice! I'm sure @Lanx is already researching which shutters you should get

Did you let him know when he's done he has to do level 1 in NG+ with nothing but a dance pad?

Screw that level 1 shit, I aint git gudding that much. Doing an ashless all boss run. I'm up to Renalla with all of Limgrave bosses and most of Liurnia bosses down in about 8 hours so far.

We need to see some PvP, Dance pad chick versus Tuco foot pedals. Only one may become the master of the foot.

Should have done Renalla long before Leyndell, so yeah jump on that. Can also do parts of Caelid before Leyndell if you haven't already. Get a pearl drake and bolt drake talisman for his lightning shit so it doesn't one shot you

I one shot tiche with my 2hand unga bunga, which is the also the 1st time I fought her at all. Then playing through with DMGS and she kept cleaning my clock

I wonder if you can order them with different breast sizes like the OG Tifa. Not wondering for any particular reason...

For me, dragon type enemies have always been the easier of the Elden Ring bosses. I one shot Fortissax the first play through and only took a couple runs for Plucidisax.

There's an easier way to cheese him. There's a wall you can run up and he will attempt to follow you up. He'll then eventually fall and take full damage and die.

according to the wiki her only fans made 1 million on the 1st day alone. Moral of the story, there's plenty of degenerates out there.

Someone did a "speed run" of all bosses, which means anything with a health bar at the bottom. The total count is 165. Took him 9 hours. The only thing I didn't like is he took advantage of glitching to get his weapon of choice and +10 it right away, and glitched out some bosses in the...

Zog hasn't posted since this morning, he's probably near exhaustion from furiously masturbating all day

My ranking is Newman's Own > Home Run > Screamin', though I usually get screamin/Home run since newmans rarely go on sale.

Those were on sale for me last week, buy two for x$ off

Hindenburg just announced they're short TWTR

Jboots got nerfed almost every patch

If mimic is dying to soon, try dragon knight kristoff. Doesn't do as much damage but much tankier

Yep

I was pure caster up until I got the DMGS, but finished mostly using DMGS supported by greatblade phalanx

So far I've beaten the game with Str Colossal weapon unga bunga, power stance bleed twinblade, DMGS, and Shield/Poke. Unless someone can throw out a cool looking build I think its time to shelve this one until the next DLC.

That's every melee build though

Killed Malenia, Placidusax, and all other optional bosses and Elden beast with this build. Only thing I did different was switch to the Mohg spear. Its a little slower but staggers all the bosses even while doing the light attack behind shield pokes. It's not as boring as people think because...

Have to give props to that guy, most people pussy out videoing explosions at the first flash. He held steady through 3. Also, the aftermath of that explosion, over 170 dead