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  1. Butthurt

    Happy Thanksgiving 2022

    Like normal porn or some Rule 34 shit where some troon fucks the turkey?
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    Andor

    The prison was probably designed by humans. The death star was designed by Geonosians and they can fly, so rails serve no purpose for them.
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    Andor

    The best way to enjoy the show is to simply not think of it as star wars, but as a dystopian space sci-fi show. It just happens to have some star wars stuff in it. no space wizards or laser swords or mumbo jumbo…exactly as han solo described it before he met luke and obi-wan
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    AssHat 2022 Voting Round 2!!!

    hahaha, I dont see why you are required to have an opinion on every candidate on a ballot. Lots of Biden votes where the whole ballot wasnt filled out. Those votes didnt get disqualified. I dont see why it should be any different here.
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    God of War: Ragnarok

    Playing this. Went from 11 to gay. Why? Are there cheat codes to skip the gay?
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    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    We can talk about it. Maybe "Diablo 4 - Light your money on fire for better entertainment"?
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    AssHat of the year, 2022 version!

    you and @Ignatius have made the list...
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    What game(s) had a final area/boss that ruined the game for you?

    Hahaha, it was after the fact. But that fight was so miserable on the higher difficulties, it almost ruined the game. This little bit of just letting you rage on a clearly dead enemy was a way to soften the blow.
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    What game(s) had a final area/boss that ruined the game for you?

    Zeus in God of War 3. Of course, the developers knew that Zeus was a cunt, so once you actually beat the boss fight, they let you bash his brains in until you get tired
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    Andor

    Probably because rogue one and the new trilogy spent more time on "Girl Power!" than on character development, which is what this whole show is. Get rid of Jen Orso as the main character. Make it a Cassian Andor/Kyle Katarn centric movie, and have Vader hunt down each of the main characters...
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    The Greatest Lie Ever Sold: George Floyd and the Rise of BLM (2022)

    The state is composed of men, and men have ambition. This is precisely why the founders of this country had the foresight to enshrine the right to counsel, the right to confront one's accuser through cross examination, and the right to be free from compulsory testimony against oneself in the...
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    The Greatest Lie Ever Sold: George Floyd and the Rise of BLM (2022)

    hahaha, i forgot he was COVID positive. Well, i reassess my position. It wasnt fentanyl, he died from COVID.
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    The Greatest Lie Ever Sold: George Floyd and the Rise of BLM (2022)

    Whether or not she is a grifter doesnt change the fact that we all fucking know Floyd O.D.'d on Fentanyl. This movie is for the people who dont know that. These are the same people who dont know that Candace Owens is probably a grifter.
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    Interview With the Vampire

    I always thought, from Bram Stoker forward, that vampires were essentially an allegory for unchecked sexual pleasure, straight, gay, or otherwise, that leaves a person empty and constantly searching for more and more and drawing them into further and further depravity. It seems like they did...
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    Andor

    I had a pretty good feeling about this show and where it was going when Andor just shot that dude in the face.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Fedor has been forgotten.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    By ruining napster, they ushered in the creation of torrenting. Fuck your one song download, I take every album you’ve ever put out all at once.
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    Better Call Saul

    Sure on its face chemistry teacher cooks weapons grade meth sounds ridiculous. then you find out the chemistry teacher was an arrogant big shot at Sandia National Laboratory who left with two friends to start their own company. He teaches high school because he’s too much of a prick to admit he...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Houston?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Dude thats old Blade
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    The Sandman

    Everything you said is true...which makes it funny in a grand way as the whole show is about the God of Dreams...so this panacea of all things woke is admittedly, someone's dream.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Thats an interesting and odd way to state that the cat was neutered. Maybe a recognition that they were neutered too?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Lol no. California’s government understands net present value the same as everyone else. The big trick is that they tell you you’ll get “1 billion dollars” but they dont account for the diminishing value over time of the dollar. Not giving a person lump sum is an admission that the state...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Or you know, cutting the hearts out of human sacrifice victims back in the 16th century
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    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    I want to be there with you, I really do, but they fucked vader up. If anyone actually should have been whacked by Vader it was Reva. Give me any reasonable explanation, based on what we know about a guy that chokes motherfuckers out over a video screen for making his life slightly more...
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    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    I have one solid complaint about this show that would have made it A tier if they’d just had the balls to do it: When Vader had the two lightsabers and she was on her knees, I was praying that he was gonna slice her head off like he did to Dooku. And they fucking walked away from easy money...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Media has been lying since the beginning
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    Top Gun: Maverick (2020)

    I’m in that camp. Maybe i’m more shocked than anything that the filmmakers respected the source material rather than make a woke joke.
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    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    My personal favorite is the 4chan thing where obi wan starts telling luke about how he and anakin were pervs and smashed asohka. Shit was absurd
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    Top Gun: Maverick (2020)

    F22 is tits but Thats air force, not navy.
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    Top Gun: Maverick (2020)

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    Top Gun: Maverick (2020)

    Saw this on imax, first 3 minutes is a 2020 remake of the first 3 minutes of the first movie with f18s and f35s, complete with highway to the danger zone.
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    Top Gun: Maverick (2020)

    I didnt watch the original one for the fucking love story. Tell me about the fighter sequences!
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    Ozark

    In case any one doubts me, at some point in the show they said that Wendy worked on Obama’s Illinois campaigns and his presidential campaign and gave it up to be a housewife.
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    Ozark

    The ending was fitting. The Byrdes were leftist Chicago snobs that went down to the Ozarks and stomped all over working class whites to get what they wanted, which was essentially to run a “foundation” in Chicagoland of all places to buy politicians. Fitting commentary on American politics.
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    Top Gun: Maverick (2020)

    They dropped an extended preview prior to Dr Strange, and it looks great!
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    RIP Araysar

    Treason? Did i miss where Congress signed a declaration of war and handed it to this President?
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    The Child molesting cowboy movie. Probably why Will Smith did it, cause no one is talking about that fact right now edit: spronk is right, CODA won best picture. The director of the Benedict Cumberbatch cowboy movie won for best director