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  1. Slaanesh69

    Event Horizon (1997)

    The first time I watched this I was home sick with a fever and this movie fucked me right up. Between the captain holding up his eyeballs to the flashing scenes of body horror when the fight at the core happens at the end, I actually covered my eyes while watching a movie for the first time in...
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    Lost Girls and Love Hotels (2020)

    Okay we are getting into infinite off topic discussion here, and I am responding late, but my personal, anecdotal experience is that the majority of women who have naturally large breasts typically have poorly formed hips and ass for some weird reason. You would think the genetics resulting in...
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    Dune (2020)

    You nerds can nitpick the music and Momoa's cheese factor all you want - this may be the first movie I would actually look forward to SINCE the newest Blade Runner. That trailer was just about all I could have hoped for, and I am now quivering EVEN MORE in anticipation. Yeah, I have become a...
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    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    That's what HE said. Ba dum biiiish. The league needs more players like Kittle. I know it is a QB league, but you gotta pay the players people like to watch and are glue guys on your team. I would pay Kittle. And McCaffrey. Regardless of position. Thinking of fucking Antonio Brown being...
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    The first Silent Hill movie, another one of my guilty pleasures. Love the siren and triangle head. And Revelation? Simply an abomination.
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    I have to admit that I actually liked this movie. I didn't put too much thought into the flaws of all the time travel stuff, because who the fuck knows, but Levitt was great (and I am not generally a fan), Emily was delicious, and I thought the ending "And the path was a circle, round and...
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    Warframe

    Goddammit - my friend got me to play War Thunder. When he suggested it I watched some vids and thought - if I start playing this, I may not play anything else for weeks. And so I logged on last night and played until 2 am and most of today. Good night, sweet prince Warframe, I hardly knew ya...
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    Poop smell through toilet paper

    I was recently telling my kid of this junior high classmate I had named Blaine who was notorious for scratching his ass crack through his pants and sniffing his fingers. He thought it was hilarious. Blaine, is that you? I never thought you were smart enough to mow lawns let alone become a doctor.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    That's quite the hog. First Google search image for "That's Quite The Hog": Surprisingly, there is a resemblence.
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    This is owned by a man, and is a:
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    His skin mask is slipping. Kinda like when our fingers get wrinkly, well his fake face is failing. I am still not sure if robot or alien. Edit - Also cool to see the toys that "rich" people get to play with - motorized paddle-board. I put quotation marks on "rich" because that generic term...
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    Lol I sometimes think I am pretty smart, then I look at actual science and go - uhhhhhhhhhhhh what? I don't get it. What am I looking at? I've really faked my way through life over here......
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    lol
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    You should have to pass a fucking test to be able to post anything on the internet.
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    This is the only fucking way I would ever date a vegan - daily blowjobs or handies.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    That team is one Smith leg explosion from mediocrity.
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    WAIT. So the corvette is looking more like a Ferrari and one of the Ferrari designs is looking like a corvette? Now Then (2016) But my fav:
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    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    I agree. I loved the shit out of Barry Sanders because no matter what amazing moves he did to score, he just handed the ball to the ref. So smooth, so cool. Hill is one weird looking motherfucker, with a neck that looks wider than the top of his head, but that man can run faster than the wind...
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    Warhammer 40k: Darktide

    The days of warp spiders one hitting your terminators in cover. Squig lanchers! My best paint jobs are Kharne the Betrayer (who usually did as much damage to his own army an allies as the enemies) and Abbadon. I always played the baddies in 40k and fantasy. Loved the miniatures with all the...
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