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And on top of that, every failed relationship she has also impacts her children, which in turn makes the woman less likely to want to make a relationship work, and she"ll subconsciously or consciously do things to prevent one from working in order to spare the kid(s) from the pain of having yet...

Yeah, either that or put a different phone number on the billboard could possibly work too. That way you know if they call line 4 or whatever that they"re automatically a billboard customer.

Pretty unlikely. Just like everything else in life, once you"re with someone for awhile, you take them for granted that they"ll always be there, no matter what you do. Gotta make it a point to work at relationships or they"ll wither and die just like that cactus your grandma brought you back...

Well, seems like you"ve got your mind made up, despite the facts that it"s pretty unlikely to pull something like this off in the current real estate market. So, I guess you"re either gonna find a way to squeak through, or you"re gonna fail miserably, so good luck with that!

If you"re losing money on the townhome, how would you have enough equity in the new one to get a HELOC? You"re gonna need over 20% in the house (probably more like 35% with the numbers you"re talking about) in order to have anyone even talk to you about a HELOC, and if you"re losing money on the...

Scam. Don"t even gotta click the link. Scam.

Being in a relationship (friendship or romantic) with an addict is some of the seriously hardest shit you"ll ever do. It"s unrewarding, brutal, thankless work. It"s never going to be what you want it to be, and you"ll always be worried about the next time they fall off the wagon. Call it a...

Can also be insulted when your fake girlfriend dies too, so you know, gotta take the good with the bad.

2 ex husbands + relationship immediately after the last one = almost assured failure. Regardless of whatever other math you believe in, this one here is true in every scenario. Long haul? Nothing in her character would lead you to believe she was in it for the long haul. She"s in it for the...

You get your shit and move out. What the fuck can you do? It"s not gonna be easy, but it"s the only course.

Wait, this is chick after crazy 2nd ex wife?

Gotta admit, women have it much easier on valentines day. I got a staple gun. What do you think she"s trying to tell me? HOLY SHIT, I"M AFRAID OF COMMITMENT!

Pretty sure roses are on the wrong side of that equation for you no matter what the circumstances. Just saying

Well, no one was talking about it here until you had to walk in and drop your vagina right on the table :P Honestly though, man up. Come on, you"re gonna get down because you spent a woman"s holiday without one to worry about buying shit for? You"re like a hero to half this thread. As my boy...

1700? Fuckballs, the buying over renting argument is swayed pretty heavily in your favor if you"re paying $850 now and can get a place for 138. Nice job. Oh, and yeah, you"re in for a long wait. I was in the same boat and had to extend my lease a month too. The beautiful thing is that I can...

I said men, I figured it went without saying that I wasn"t talking about the asshole of the world. Apparently I gotta say it, fine.

Well, if you"re fucking IV drug users on a frequent basis, I"d say your low standards should be the larger concern rather than the AIDS. Aim higher and the problem sorts itself out.

Straight guys don"t get AIDS, don"t worry about it. No, seriously, they don"t. Unless you"re doing IV drugs or fucking dudes in the ass, or had some bizarre transfusion accident (goddamned near impossible these days), you just don"t get AIDS. Now, that"s not to say that there aren"t other...

Geez, no wonder you self medicate with video games.

Yup, I got a house that was sold for 310k in 2006 for 240k in 2009. I consider it my reward for 10 years of apartment living where every time we finally got enough ahead to start thinking about buying a house, prices went up just a little further, keeping it out of reach. The cocksuckers that...

Yeah. Supposedly that shit is supposed to be accounted for at closing, with the current owner bringing all the city utilities up to date before the title is transferred to a new owner. I think the bitches ended up writing the check out wrong, because the numbers between the 2 parties didn"t...

Wrathcaster - A) Why does your girlfriend have your aunt"s number? B) Why would your aunt have her girlfriend"s number stored in her phone? C) If B isn"t true, why would she know any different unless there are face shots? D) Even if there are, why would your aunt spend so much time with...

Bank accepted the offer (and the rest is hearsay, i have no way to confirm this) on the rabid pressing of the bank"s realtor. The story is that the bank wanted to relist it after they obtained possession (the foreclosure period was up about 6 weeks after our bid and it officially was no longer a...

Yeah, sellers accepted my offer immediately too. Didn"t mean shit, bank still waited another 6 weeks.

As Sharmai said, don"t spend it all, whatever you do. It"s not fucking hard at all to throw 10k into a house. You need shit you don"t even know you need right now, and it"s not a knock on anyone, it"s just the truth. I"m pretty sure I put 10k into the house within 4 months and I didn"t even...

Hah. Haha. Hahaha. See you in 3 months.

Lotta people were only looking for a place to hang their hat for 2 years. Now they"re underwater in a place they can"t sell. Proceed with caution.

Ho boy. Dude, I"m gonna say this as nicely as possible -- slow down. It ain"t a race. You"ll find a nice place to live in. You"ll get a good deal on it. Don"t think you gotta do this shit on the first pass though. Take some time and REALLY look at it, because all those things you didn"t...

Probably be pretty hard to garner sympathy when houses have already lost so much value. You"d do the same if you were selling.

We found the house that we knew we were going to spend the rest of our lives in. My wife was in love with it, and it had everything I wanted too (and a few things I didn"t know I did, but like anyway). There"s no way in hell I wouldda bartered down the last 5k on the risk of losing it after we...

Could you live with yourself losing the house over 6,000? If the answer is yes, then go ahead. If not, take their 152.

All of this advice is bad. I mean, it"s fine if you don"t give a shit about the relationship, but you clearly do, so uhh, yeah, it"s not much help. This is an impossible situation to diagnose in a 40 word post. You"re gonna have to talk to her more and talk to us more if you want any kind of...

Is there really a difference in this day and age? It"s not like there"s a whole shitload of wild humans out there that we can assess for their traits. Being a man in society involves a lot more than having a fucking ball sack.

So your perfect fit is a woman of questionable character with a penchant for manipulation. Great, we can skip a shitload of posts now and just work on that instead.

You"re so fucking right dude. How fucking horrible it is to have to wake up and deal with your awesome kids every morning. It"s completely unbearable to watch them grow up into their own little people, I only wish I could find the words to explain how thoroughly unsatisfying it is. You just...

I tried to explain this many months ago, and no one understood what I was saying then, but uhh, yeah, your priorities definitely do change when you"re married with kids. You think you"re pretty happy living the single life, going out with your buddies, whatever, and then your soulmate comes...

She"s either got you friend zoned, or the dude she"s with ain"t turning her crank and wants something new before she dumps him. Either way, we went over this a few pages ago. Try to keep up.

Not necessarily. I may have told this story before, but my best friend from childhood lived down the block from me. We went through all 13 years of school together, had a pretty good bond. Shortly after my wife and I started dating he made a move on her and said she should be with him instead...

Ah crap, Erronius fucked up my edit train. But he nailed the point I wanted to expand on that you getting pissed off at her giving you hints that she "Knows you"d never do on your own" isn"t good for you, and makes you the bitch here. How would you feel if you told her "Hey, no teeth on the...

Well well well. Dabamf looking for advice from the married guys. I shall mark this day on my calendar! The ball is kinda in your court on this one. What she"s telling you is that she would desire more from you in this department. She doesn"t feel you"re doing enough on your own that makes her...