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Not this year haha

I didn't give a speech, although I did the watch me whip dance in front of everyone. Then I was a maniac all night, apparently I was a party animal. I kept forcefully pulling people out to the floor. The dj said he'd never seen so many people dancing at a wedding. Then out of nowhere I said...

So I partied fuckin hard last night. How hard? You're probably wondering. Hard enough to be sent via ambulance with alcohol poisoning to the ER and stay overnight. I am such an idiot.

Also my kid changed from shitting has pants 6 times a day in small poops to one giant ass explosion once a day. It's gross...

It was. I think initially the echo scared him and then the amount of people kept him scared all night.

How can you taste the poop if coffee already tastes like shit?

If you toss your resume up on monster you don't even have to look for jobs, you'll have 6000 recruiters hitting you up by the next day. No joke.

So tomorrow is my brothers wedding. I'm getting hammered and performing silentos watch me. The dj confirmed it. If it ends up on YouTube I'll post it here

We have a pretty strong qa staff but they barely ever pick anything important up, Usually the product groups are reporting it to us. Kind of pointless to me.

Went to my brothers wedding rehearsal and dinner tonight and brought the kid because he's usually awesome. Screamed his head off the entire time. Like 3 hours straight. Never happened before and he stopped as soon as we got in the car. No idea what the fuck happened.

150 price drop is seriously doubtful I'll eat a shoe with ketchup if it happens

Yeah that guy tottally looks normal.

What field? I just started up and Indeed, Monster, and Glassdoor so far have been the best for me.

I use the term hipster pretty much all the time, but in my mind I have a perfect image of a hipster: Shaved sides of head, slicked back hairFull long beard or handlebar mustache - beard oil necessarySkintight jeans or ironic slacksPointy elf shoes or chukkasCraft beer (or now bowl of cereal)...

I joined some rerolled destiny chat group or some shit when the game first came out and for like 6 months I kept getting tons of messages while I was playing until I finally decided to stop being a pleb and leave the group

It's not like I sometimes spend 2 hours looking for some obscure documentation here that when I find it ends up being 7 years out of date. That actually happens every day nevermind

FYI adblock has an option: "Allow some non-intrusive advertising" You can just disable it... for now...

Oh Cool that makes total sense. I'm glad the ps4 ui is so intuitive and not shitty at all

Vinyl records? Sometimes I have to code in assembly, that's like those people trying to playback sounds "recorded" on old pottery

You've been released. I am in fear for my life.

All this hipster talk is causing me to have an existential crisis Are boardgame cafes hipster? Oh god.. What am I? What is the point?

Not really enjoying this and I'm a huge muppets fan If they had a show with just Bobo it would be a riot, that bear makes me laugh my ass of with everything he does

But I was the trigger man

The guy has a baby at home, the last thing he wants is to sleep in a house with a baby on his vacation away from his devil spawn

Springfield is like an hour from my work (2 hours from my house). We can make it happen probably, we can discuss my promotion and annual raise.

We have a guy that just doesn't wear deodorant. He smells like body odor constantly and you can smell him coming. This is a grown man working in a very large office. They do get hired. Most of them just learn personal hygiene after college I think. This guy is foreign so that could have...

Contact ASRock and see if the BIOS chip is user-replaceable or if you can RMA the board. The BIOS is dying during the DXE IPL phase which is pretty early and it seems fairly common on your board. Have you recently flashed a BIOS or changed your CPU? My guess is the BIOS on there is corrupt...

You're in engineering, get used to BO.

But I don't drink coffee

That's the worst part, 1 year on the job and due to layoffs and people quitting I'm second highest seniority on the team - the other guy refuses to travel which is weird to me since he's single and still plays aion. I'll get the run down from my boss. The rules state if an expense isn't...

Also Cad thinks we're really upset but in reality I just worry about my kid. Not to the point where I'll be standing outside the classroom windows in the rain with a sad face or putting on brass knuckles and sending the father to an early grave or anything. I just hope my kid can deal with it

I've only had coffee twice in my life so I must be low on the bitter scale

They're pretty nazi

Great another coffee debate. Where's the guy with his twirly mustache caught in a french press?

Now I hope I get to go, I didn't realize I could get 450 mozzies

Noodlemod why the fuck was your meal $200 at Applebees?

So this job I interviewed for I was supposed to get a decision on yesterday (2 weeks later). The recruiter told me the hiring manager needs more time because he's still defining the responsibilities and budget for the position. On the one hand I wasn't rejected. On the other hand, I feel like...

Oh I will. The food is paid for, I don't know about 'drinks' but I probably wouldn't risk it. They gave me my own corporate credit card..

Not familiar with their breakfast sandwiches but BK microwaves burgers after putting the cheese on to melt it. So the typical chain of events: Broil burger -> Put on bun -> Put in steamer (time limit activated) -> Customer orders -> Pull from steamer -> Put on cheese + condiments -> Microwave...

It's because they keep their burgers on bread in a steamer. I'm willing to bet they do the same with breakfast items.